The Cozy Corner

[KatieKulka32]

This has to be the most awkward erection ever.

You say that every day

 

[ScarletDaisy]

*backs out slowly*

It's what keeps me such a great character witness, @LatinaCarmen1980

I saw nothing.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

You say that every day

Eh, no kink shaming. If that's what he needs, that's what he needs.

 

[jason28053]

You say that every day

While jumping on your trampoline?

 

[Taegul]

You say that every day

And I am surprised as Hell every single day that @LatinaCarmen1980 's violent tendencies are such an efective alternative to Viagra. Who woulda thunk it?

 

[jason28053]

And I am surprised as Hell every single day that @LatinaCarmen1980 's violent tendencies are such an efective alternative to Viagra. Who woulda thunk it?

Apparently you

 

[KatieKulka32]

Eh, no kink shaming. If that's what he needs, that's what he needs.

I was just noting the frequency of the statement!

And I am surprised as Hell every single day that @LatinaCarmen1980 's violent tendencies are such an efective alternative to Viagra. Who woulda thunk it?

You're saying there is $$$ to be made here I see

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

It's what keeps me such a great character witness, @LatinaCarmen1980

I saw nothing.

This. This is why I love you, chica!

And I am surprised as Hell every single day that @LatinaCarmen1980 's violent tendencies are such an efective alternative to Viagra. Who woulda thunk it?

Hubby says the same thing!

I've never seen a man get so ramrod hard with a knife to his throat so fast after telling him he cheated on me in my dream!

 

[Sleepstory]

I could take offense but I won't. You've given me something to do today.

I could think of pulling your toenails out with pliers and drizzle lemon juice over your wounded toes.

I could use a rusty razor please to cut your lips off.

I could stab your cheeks with tweezers and rub rock salt into the holes.

I could use a butter knife heated until cherry red and trace the length of your privates.

I could just use a pipe wrench to slam your groin.

I could use just shove a cherry bomb in your ears.

Aww I'm smiling already. Thank you!

Ma’am the BDSM forum is past the bathroom and around the corner

 

[EyesOnHers]

Some of these seem a little extreme but I commend you on your imagination

Extreme? Papi, you haven't seen extreme.... Not even close. You don't expire from any of what I wrote except maybe the cherry bombs. I mean unless they're made in china. I'm that case, they may not even go off.

Extreme?
When @LatinaCarmen1980 gets going the Human Centipede looks like a picnic.

 

[jason28053]

Extreme?
When @LatinaCarmen1980 gets going the Human Centipede looks like a picnic.

She slices and dices!

 

[KatieKulka32]

Extreme?
When @LatinaCarmen1980 gets going the Human Centipede looks like a picnic.

A picnic with baby Ruth's maybe

 

[KatieKulka32]

I'm too sober for this today

 

[Taegul]

You're saying there is $$$ to be made here I see

Normally I would expect a cut of the profits, but I know all the money would be going to The Sisterhood in the form of watches and wallets anyways, so we can just cut out the middle man.

I probably shouldn't use the phrase "cut out the middle man" when I'm the middle man and there are so many knives being waved around.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Normally I would expect a cut of the profits, but I know all the money would be going to The Sisterhood in the form of watches and wallets anyways, so we can just cut out the middle man.

I probably shouldn't use the phrase "cut out the middle man" when I'm the middle man and there are so many knives being waved around.

On the contrary, it may be appropriate to use the phrase cut out the middle man when there was a human centipede reference earlier.

But who am I to say?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Just sharing that cherries are in season now. I have a big ol' bowl of cherries with my lunch today.

Life is a bowl of cherries and I'm a happy girl.

/End

 

[RDM97756]

Just sharing that cherries are in season now. I have a big ol' bowl of cherries with my lunch today.

Life is a bowl of cherries and I'm a happy girl.

/End

Reminds me of being a kid. My grandmother had a huge Rainier cherry tree in her back yard. We would eat till we were sick.

 

[jason28053]

The subject of 69 just came up and I’m reminded of how the Chinese pronounce this number
Twocanchew

 

[jason28053]

Bee safe UK and EU friends

 

[Orwellian69]

 

[Solid_wave]

Bee safe UK and EU friends View attachment 2627270

Thanks! It's a bit warm indeed for the month may.

 

[cheekygirl75]

And you haven't even gotten the wrath of @cheekygirl75 for it yet!

No wrath for @LatinaCarmen1980 of course! Hers was obviously an autocorrect fail while yours are pure laziness

 

[BongoGal]

I dog sat at a house with blackberry bushes one summer, right when they were ripe. I got addicted to good vanilla ice cream with blackberries. A little jealous of your bush(es)

Oh my…ice cream and fresh berries? Pardon my drooling.

 

[Nylonian]

Babe, tell me this is a typo???

And just like that, the thread is back to throne related content...

 

[Nylonian]

@LatinaCarmen1980's autocorrect mishap is the exact reason why I have autocorrect turned off. I'd much rather suffer a typo than an entire word replacement.

Especially since autocorrect kinda sucks for Japanese and Chinese half the time anyway.