The Cozy Corner

[F3x0r]

I fucking hated people who said that shit. Really? When, into he history if ideas that the boss made, have ever been considered "good?!"

Again HOLD on a minute!

 

[KatieKulka32]

I fucking hated people who said that shit. Really? When, into he history if ideas that the boss made, have ever been considered "good?!"

I would say it sarcastically and the boss, desperate for validation, wouldn't pick up on my tone

 

[F3x0r]

I mean this is entirely fair, anything good I present has entirely come from one of my teams,

 

[Qky75]

Or Good Buddy! Sounds like Good Butty

I love a good chip butty!! I really have no idea why this concept hasn't caught on in obese America.

 

[jason28053]

Isn't that the same thing?

I doubt you experienced the “full monty”
Another great UK saying from @LatinaCarmen1980 because you’re still with us

 

[jason28053]

I fucking hated people who said that shit. Really? When, into he history if ideas that the boss made, have ever been considered "good?!"

Tell us how you really feel, but say it in Spanish! It’s sexier that way

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

I would say it sarcastically and the boss, desperate for validation, wouldn't pick up on my tone

In his/her defense, I do picture a full sarcastic tone utilized for about 90% of your conversational usage.

 

[jason28053]

I would say it sarcastically and the boss, desperate for validation, wouldn't pick up on my tone

I just can’t imagine you being sarcastic, especially at work.

 

[Taegul]

I doubt you experienced the “full monty”
Another great UK saying from @LatinaCarmen1980 because you’re still with us

You mean "mucho montyarita"?

That's a full monty margarita in Spanish IIRC.

I better stop now. Lol.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Again HOLD on a minute!

This usually came out of my mouth when someone said the boss had a good idea:

Este pinche baboso tiene la muy pinche idea que el patrón sabe que chingados está pasando en el pinche oficina! Más torpe e imbécil so podría ser pero como sus putos papás no los dieron, aquí estamos como inútiles mientras el le lambe los huevos.

This fucking dumbass actually thinks the stupid boss knows what's going on in the office! This fucking idiot couldn't be dumber but his parents are fucking related so we're stuck here with our thumbs up our asses while this jack wagon sucks the boss' nuts.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

You see, some people have to deal with HR at the office instead of at home. Its a common mistake

@Shymidwestgirl should get an award for all her efforts trying to clean me up and make me more "people friendly"

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I just can’t imagine you being sarcastic, especially at work.

Uh, hello! Have you met her?!

 

[Jaws82]

This usually came out of my mouth when someone said the boss had a good idea:

Este pinche baboso tiene la muy pinche idea que el patrón sabe que chingados está pasando en el pinche oficina! Más torpe e imbécil so podría ser pero como sus putos papás no los dieron, aquí estamos como inútiles mientras el le lambe los huevos.

This fucking dumbass actually thinks the stupid boss knows what's going on in the office! This fucking idiot couldn't be dumber but his parents are fucking related so we're stuck here with our thumbs up our asses while this jack wagon sucks the boss' nuts.

....I love you

 

[F3x0r]

This usually came out of my mouth when someone said the boss had a good idea:

Este pinche baboso tiene la muy pinche idea que el patrón sabe que chingados está pasando en el pinche oficina! Más torpe e imbécil so podría ser pero como sus putos papás no los dieron, aquí estamos como inútiles mientras el le lambe los huevos.

This fucking dumbass actually thinks the stupid boss knows what's going on in the office! This fucking idiot couldn't be dumber but his parents are fucking related so we're stuck here with our thumbs up our asses while this jack wagon sucks the boss' nuts.

I should memorize that phrase shouldn't I,,, just in case I hear it at work

 

[KatieKulka32]

This usually came out of my mouth when someone said the boss had a good idea:

Este pinche baboso tiene la muy pinche idea que el patrón sabe que chingados está pasando en el pinche oficina! Más torpe e imbécil so podría ser pero como sus putos papás no los dieron, aquí estamos como inútiles mientras el le lambe los huevos.

This fucking dumbass actually thinks the stupid boss knows what's going on in the office! This fucking idiot couldn't be dumber but his parents are fucking related so we're stuck here with our thumbs up our asses while this jack wagon sucks the boss' nuts.

Swoons

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Need to be more subtle.

I think this is the problem... People always worrying about hurting someones feelings or triggering someone... FFS if someone is being a dumbass tell them they are a dumbass... if not they just keep being a dumbass..

 

[jason28053]

Uh, hello! Have you met her?!

No!

 

[EyesOnHers]

Pretty sure it's El Wankero.

https://voca.ro/12PAduonUZ95

 

[jason28053]

I think this is the problem... People always worrying about hurting someones feelings or triggering someone... FFS if someone is being a dumbass tell them they are a dumbass... if not they just keep being a dumbass..

Ok dumbass! I got it!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I think this is the problem... People always worrying about hurting someones feelings or triggering someone... FFS if someone is being a dumbass tell them they are a dumbass... if not they just keep being a dumbass..

My name is Carmen and I approve of this message.

This message brought to you by someone that will tell you you're being a pendejo and if you don't stop, will shank you with a rusty piece of rebar.

 

[jason28053]

https://voca.ro/12PAduonUZ95

Love you

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Ok dumbass! I got it!

Took you long enough

 

[Taegul]

I think this is the problem... People always worrying about hurting someones feelings or triggering someone... FFS if someone is being a dumbass tell them they are a dumbass... if not they just keep being a dumbass..

If telling people they are a dumbass actually stopped them from being a dumbass, I would have logged off Lit for the last time years ago.

My dumbassery can not be defeated so easily!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

If telling people they are a dumbass actually stopped them from being a dumbass, I would have logged off Lit for the last time years ago.

My dumbassery can not be defeated so easily!

Willful dumbassery is quite a skill you have. It's always nice to see the short bus rider find his true self.

 

[KatieKulka32]

In his/her defense, I do picture a full sarcastic tone utilized for about 90% of your conversational usage.

So you're saying it's my fault?