The Cozy Corner

[EyesOnHers]

Wouldnt it just be easier to say "I don't give a shit"... or "fuck off" or "quit your bitchin" or is that just me?

Not in a work meeting!
Think your lovely HR lady would agree with me!

 

[mickyp123]

Just during a scrum?
Let's not limit the possibilities.

Makes you wonder why the ball is that shape

 

[jason28053]

Wouldnt it just be easier to say "I don't give a shit"... or "fuck off" or "quit your bitchin" or is that just me?

Need to be more subtle.

 

[KatieKulka32]

"Good idea boss!"

This is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Or Good Buddy! Sounds like Good Butty

Good butty would mean a good chip (fries) sandwich to me

 

[F3x0r]

*I'll get back to you* = No I will hopefully never touch this again
*I'll definitely try to attend that meeting* = I will not there is literally 0 chance of me attending I will be on Lit instead
*good weekend* = do not fucking tell me about your weekend, follow the rules just go, so so and fuck off

 

[Taegul]

What’s Spanish for wanker? Asking for @EyesOnHers

Pretty sure it's El Wankero.

 

[Orwellian69]

"Good idea boss!"

This is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard.

Also, nearly always, a big fuck off lie.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

What’s Spanish for wanker? Asking for @EyesOnHers

Pendejo
Puto
Plebe menso
Estúpido
Baboso
Güey
Torpe

There's at least 10 more words...

Just depends on the setting, who you pissed off or offended, time of day, surrounding people.... The list goes on and on.

 

[jason28053]

Pretty sure it's El Wankero.

You know from experience or Carmen called you that ?

 

[F3x0r]

"Good idea boss!"

This is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard.

Hold on a minute!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

"Good idea boss!"

This is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard.

I fucking hated people who said that shit. Really? When, into he history if ideas that the boss made, have ever been considered "good?!"

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Pendejo
Puto
Plebe menso
Estúpido
Baboso
Güey
Torpe

There's at least 10 more words...

Just depends on the setting, who you pissed off or offended, time of day, surrounding people.... The list goes on and on.

Is it a good thing or a bad thing that I am familiar with half of that list?

 

[Taegul]

You know from experience or Carmen called you that ?

Isn't that the same thing?

 

[jason28053]

Pendejo
Puto
Plebe menso
Estúpido
Baboso
Güey
Torpe

There's at least 10 more words...

Just depends on the setting, who you pissed off or offended, time of day, surrounding people.... The list goes on and on.

I love the way you talk

 

[Jaws82]

I fucking hated people who said that shit. Really? When, into he history if ideas that the boss made, have ever been considered "good?!"

Never in the history of everdom

 

[F3x0r]

I fucking hated people who said that shit. Really? When, into he history if ideas that the boss made, have ever been considered "good?!"

Again HOLD on a minute!

 

[KatieKulka32]

I fucking hated people who said that shit. Really? When, into he history if ideas that the boss made, have ever been considered "good?!"

I would say it sarcastically and the boss, desperate for validation, wouldn't pick up on my tone

 

[F3x0r]

I mean this is entirely fair, anything good I present has entirely come from one of my teams,

 

[Qky75]

Or Good Buddy! Sounds like Good Butty

I love a good chip butty!! I really have no idea why this concept hasn't caught on in obese America.

 

[jason28053]

Isn't that the same thing?

I doubt you experienced the “full monty”
Another great UK saying from @LatinaCarmen1980 because you’re still with us

 

[jason28053]

I fucking hated people who said that shit. Really? When, into he history if ideas that the boss made, have ever been considered "good?!"

Tell us how you really feel, but say it in Spanish! It’s sexier that way

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

I would say it sarcastically and the boss, desperate for validation, wouldn't pick up on my tone

In his/her defense, I do picture a full sarcastic tone utilized for about 90% of your conversational usage.

 

[jason28053]

I would say it sarcastically and the boss, desperate for validation, wouldn't pick up on my tone

I just can’t imagine you being sarcastic, especially at work.

 

[Taegul]

I doubt you experienced the “full monty”
Another great UK saying from @LatinaCarmen1980 because you’re still with us

You mean "mucho montyarita"?

That's a full monty margarita in Spanish IIRC.

I better stop now. Lol.