The Cozy Corner

[Cogan]

It really tickles

No problem. I'm not ticklish.

 

[KatieKulka32]

*Passes out*

Let's get you in your big comfy chair with a tall glass of water

 

[Tigertiger55]

Is that stronger than a double dog dare?

Yes, but not quite a double donkey dare.

 

[Tigertiger55]

You bastard!

Dun ya there ain’t I

 

[Qky75]

Let's get you in your big comfy chair with a tall glass of water

And then proceeds to do a lap dance while the priest recites last rites and notorizes the revised last will and testament

 

[Dayhoosier]

Let's get you in your big comfy chair with a tall glass of water

That's probably for the best

 

[Tigertiger55]

Sorry for the delayed response. Late thirties. Now requires a nap between afternoon beers & evening beers.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Sorry for the delayed response. Late thirties. Now requires a nap between afternoon beers & evening beers.

Oh just wait.

 

[Qky75]

Sorry for the delayed response. Late thirties. Now requires a nap between afternoon beers & evening beers.

Looks over his reading glasses in disbelief

 

[KatieKulka32]

And then proceeds to do a lap dance while the priest recites last rites and notorizes the revised last will and testament

I did not expect to be notarizing anything today

That's probably for the best

Someone once said, a man has got to know his own limitations

 

[KatieKulka32]

Sorry for the delayed response. Late thirties. Now requires a nap between afternoon beers & evening beers.

Add in a Gatorade and something to eat for good measure

 

[Qky75]

Add in a Gatorade and something to eat for good measure

Make sure it's something you need teeth for so the rest of us old fuckers can live vicariously through you

 

[Dayhoosier]

I did not expect to be notarizing anything today

Someone once said, a man has got to know his own limitations

Right .... Listen I just need a few minutes to rest up and sketch out my follow up flirting..just hang tight. If the DMs I send you seem like AI....ignore that

 

[KatieKulka32]

Make sure it's something you need teeth for so the rest of us old fuckers can live vicariously through you

Right .... Listen I just need a few minutes to rest up and sketch out my follow up flirting..just hang tight. If the DMs I send you seem like AI....ignore that

No rush. I apparently need to eat something that requires teeth

Corn on the cob on the cob and granny Smith apples immediately come to mind

 

[Tigertiger55]

Add in a Gatorade and something to eat for good measure

Anytime I’m in the states a red fruity coloured Gatorade is the only wingman I need to ditch a hangover. Everytime

 

[Dayhoosier]

No rush. I apparently need to eat something that requires teeth

There's a joke here right? Like do I make it or just let it sit out there?

Corn on the cob on the cob and granny Smith apples immediately come to mind

 

[Tigertiger55]

There's a joke here right? Like do I make it or just let it sit out there?

I think it’s a safe space to fire the joke out.
Go on, i’ll back you up if it goes Pete tong.

*won’t, but will enjoy the show

 

[Qky75]

No rush. I apparently need to eat something that requires teeth

Corn on the cob on the cob and granny Smith apples immediately come to mind

HIM....och!!! I replied to you. I have failed in my senility

 

[KatieKulka32]

Anytime I’m in the states a red fruity coloured Gatorade is the only wingman I need to ditch a hangover. Everytime

It works wonders

There's a joke here right? Like do I make it or just let it sit out there?

Just combining my replies to you and @Qky75

HIM....och!!! I replied to you. I have failed in my senility

You still have your wits imo

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

*Looks around* .... Is umm is this what everyone was talking about? Am I flirting? Is this how I do it? How's my form?
*Whispering to self* ok ok think of something charming and witty with sexy undertones and don't fuck this up

*Clears throat...leans casually against a juke box*
Thanks

See, I would think this was adorable! Fucking soft heart. No matter what I do to it, stupid heart keeps trying to be all squishy and romantic-like!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Alright, listen up people. The doc has cleared me for another 30 days. So I have about 25 days to totally break some hearts, blow some minds, and dance in the wake of my personal destructive madness.

Or and hear me out...

I keep hanging out in this room and try to be the soft, loving, ultra caring, motivating, cute Latina that everyone loves.

Personally I feel the first version of me is the most fun, but I might be biased. Survey says?!

 

[Apisto42]

Alright, listen up people. The doc has cleared me for another 30 days. So I have about 25 days to totally break some hearts, blow some minds, and dance in the wake of my personal destructive wake.

Or and hear me out...

I keep hanging out in this room and try to be the soft, loving, ultra caring, motivating, cute Latina that everyone loves.

Personally I feel the first version of me is the most fun, but I might be biased. Survey says?!

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Embrace the Latina side and go wild. Be true to yourself. It’s the only way to live.

*bounces before the shit gets real*

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Embrace the Latina side and go wild. Be true to yourself. It’s the only way to live.

*bounces before the shit gets real*

 

[Cogan]

Alright, listen up people. The doc has cleared me for another 30 days. So I have about 25 days to totally break some hearts, blow some minds, and dance in the wake of my personal destructive wake.

Or and hear me out...

I keep hanging out in this room and try to be the soft, loving, ultra caring, motivating, cute Latina that everyone loves.

Personally I feel the first version of me is the most fun, but I might be biased. Survey says?!

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Well, as long as you keep that great food coming......

 

[Tigertiger55]

Alright, listen up people. The doc has cleared me for another 30 days. So I have about 25 days to totally break some hearts, blow some minds, and dance in the wake of my personal destructive madness.

Or and hear me out...

I keep hanging out in this room and try to be the soft, loving, ultra caring, motivating, cute Latina that everyone loves.

Personally I feel the first version of me is the most fun, but I might be biased. Survey says?!

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Speaking from basically all my dating experience. Heartbreaking and slightly unnerving is always a positive.
Give it your worst