The Cozy Corner

[KatieKulka32]

Great idea Q View attachment 2609005

This applies mostly at work, but somehow it's like a law of nature that one's most sarcastic ideas are the ones that actually get taken seriously

 

[cheekygirl75]

Ok... I have wanted to do one of these, but I've been afraid.

I'm scared I'm going to wake up to a murder scene in my bed or I'm going to remove one of my stylish, yet affordable boots and half of my foot is going to be left behind... Is it manageable, or is it like a zombie movie?

It’s definitely manageable! It won’t be pretty for a couple of days about a week after you do it, but then it’s all smooth feet.

Also a million extra bonus points for the Buffy reference!

 

[Dayhoosier]

You mean you weren't already

Scroll back...I've never ever claimed to be cool

We'll be tik tok famous in no time!

 

[metrifonate]

I have never regretted a post so quickly...

Not calling it straw, hey what bloke,would want that comparison

 

[Qky75]

Not calling it straw, hey what bloke,would want that comparison

Someone in this thread...not mentioning any names....made comparisons to a Slim Jim?!?

 

[Dayhoosier]

I have never regretted a post so quickly...

I nervously sat here deciding whether or not the joke was too obvious

 

[metrifonate]

Long and thin , slip right in

 

[Tigertiger55]

I'm game if you are!

Brit to Brit. Dare ya

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Someone in this thread...not mentioning any names....made comparisons to a Slim Jim?!?

I almost forgot about this one!

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Brit to Brit. Dare ya

Is that stronger than a double dog dare?

 

[Qky75]

I nervously sat here deciding whether or not the joke was too obvious

That's what Q is here for my friend. Keep your integrity in tact.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Is that stronger than a double dog dare?

Oh yes!

 

[Dayhoosier]

That's what Q is here for my friend. Keep your integrity in tact.

Integrity? Hmm I guess I'm still new here

 

[EyesOnHers]

Brit to Brit. Dare ya

You bastard!

 

[Qky75]

You bastard!

Only because I couldn't spell out double dog in cockney

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Only because I couldn't spell out double dog in cockney

Don't you just start everything with "Ch"

And by "you" I mean you, @Qky75

 

[EyesOnHers]

Don't you just start everything with "Ch"

And by "you" I mean you, @Qky75

 

[KatieKulka32]

Scroll back...I've never ever claimed to be cool

I think you're cool

 

[Dayhoosier]

Is that stronger than a double dog dare?

Nothing is! You know that

 

[Dayhoosier]

I think you're cool

*Looks around* .... Is umm is this what everyone was talking about? Am I flirting? Is this how I do it? How's my form?
*Whispering to self* ok ok think of something charming and witty with sexy undertones and don't fuck this up

*Clears throat...leans casually against a juke box*
Thanks

 

[Dayhoosier]

Dammit

 

[Qky75]

Don't you just start everything with "Ch"

And by "you" I mean you, @Qky75

Lower all four of the five flags save the tallest one in the middle.

 

[KatieKulka32]

*Looks around* .... Is umm is this what everyone was talking about? Am I flirting? Is this how I do it? How's my form?
*Whispering to self* ok ok think of something charming and witty with sexy undertones and don't fuck this up

*Clears throat...leans casually against a juke box*
Thanks

It would be ever cooler if you started the juke box by smacking it

 

[Dayhoosier]

It would be ever cooler if you started the juke box by smacking it

Cool-ER ok see awkward is the new slick.
I'm going to hit this thing but maybe someone could have an ice pack on stand by?

 

[Qky75]

It would be ever cooler if you started the juke box by smacking it

How very Wisconsin of you. "Aaayyyyy"

Quick edit for the under 40 crowd and my friends across the Atlantic, Google Arthur Fonzerelli