The Cozy Corner

[Qky75]

Add in a Gatorade and something to eat for good measure

Make sure it's something you need teeth for so the rest of us old fuckers can live vicariously through you

 

[Dayhoosier]

I did not expect to be notarizing anything today

Someone once said, a man has got to know his own limitations

Right .... Listen I just need a few minutes to rest up and sketch out my follow up flirting..just hang tight. If the DMs I send you seem like AI....ignore that

 

[KatieKulka32]

Make sure it's something you need teeth for so the rest of us old fuckers can live vicariously through you

Right .... Listen I just need a few minutes to rest up and sketch out my follow up flirting..just hang tight. If the DMs I send you seem like AI....ignore that

No rush. I apparently need to eat something that requires teeth

Corn on the cob on the cob and granny Smith apples immediately come to mind

 

[Tigertiger55]

Add in a Gatorade and something to eat for good measure

Anytime I’m in the states a red fruity coloured Gatorade is the only wingman I need to ditch a hangover. Everytime

 

[Dayhoosier]

No rush. I apparently need to eat something that requires teeth

There's a joke here right? Like do I make it or just let it sit out there?

Corn on the cob on the cob and granny Smith apples immediately come to mind

 

[Tigertiger55]

There's a joke here right? Like do I make it or just let it sit out there?

I think it’s a safe space to fire the joke out.
Go on, i’ll back you up if it goes Pete tong.

*won’t, but will enjoy the show

 

[Qky75]

No rush. I apparently need to eat something that requires teeth

Corn on the cob on the cob and granny Smith apples immediately come to mind

HIM....och!!! I replied to you. I have failed in my senility

 

[KatieKulka32]

Anytime I’m in the states a red fruity coloured Gatorade is the only wingman I need to ditch a hangover. Everytime

It works wonders

There's a joke here right? Like do I make it or just let it sit out there?

Just combining my replies to you and @Qky75

HIM....och!!! I replied to you. I have failed in my senility

You still have your wits imo

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

*Looks around* .... Is umm is this what everyone was talking about? Am I flirting? Is this how I do it? How's my form?
*Whispering to self* ok ok think of something charming and witty with sexy undertones and don't fuck this up

*Clears throat...leans casually against a juke box*
Thanks

See, I would think this was adorable! Fucking soft heart. No matter what I do to it, stupid heart keeps trying to be all squishy and romantic-like!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Alright, listen up people. The doc has cleared me for another 30 days. So I have about 25 days to totally break some hearts, blow some minds, and dance in the wake of my personal destructive madness.

Or and hear me out...

I keep hanging out in this room and try to be the soft, loving, ultra caring, motivating, cute Latina that everyone loves.

Personally I feel the first version of me is the most fun, but I might be biased. Survey says?!

 

[Apisto42]

Alright, listen up people. The doc has cleared me for another 30 days. So I have about 25 days to totally break some hearts, blow some minds, and dance in the wake of my personal destructive wake.

Or and hear me out...

I keep hanging out in this room and try to be the soft, loving, ultra caring, motivating, cute Latina that everyone loves.

Personally I feel the first version of me is the most fun, but I might be biased. Survey says?!

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Embrace the Latina side and go wild. Be true to yourself. It’s the only way to live.

*bounces before the shit gets real*

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Embrace the Latina side and go wild. Be true to yourself. It’s the only way to live.

*bounces before the shit gets real*

 

[Cogan]

Alright, listen up people. The doc has cleared me for another 30 days. So I have about 25 days to totally break some hearts, blow some minds, and dance in the wake of my personal destructive wake.

Or and hear me out...

I keep hanging out in this room and try to be the soft, loving, ultra caring, motivating, cute Latina that everyone loves.

Personally I feel the first version of me is the most fun, but I might be biased. Survey says?!

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Well, as long as you keep that great food coming......

 

[Tigertiger55]

Alright, listen up people. The doc has cleared me for another 30 days. So I have about 25 days to totally break some hearts, blow some minds, and dance in the wake of my personal destructive madness.

Or and hear me out...

I keep hanging out in this room and try to be the soft, loving, ultra caring, motivating, cute Latina that everyone loves.

Personally I feel the first version of me is the most fun, but I might be biased. Survey says?!

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Speaking from basically all my dating experience. Heartbreaking and slightly unnerving is always a positive.
Give it your worst

 

[KatieKulka32]

Alright, listen up people. The doc has cleared me for another 30 days. So I have about 25 days to totally break some hearts, blow some minds, and dance in the wake of my personal destructive madness.

Or and hear me out...

I keep hanging out in this room and try to be the soft, loving, ultra caring, motivating, cute Latina that everyone loves.

Personally I feel the first version of me is the most fun, but I might be biased. Survey says?!

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Survey says that first we're extremely delighted to hear that the doctor cleared you. You rock!

And second, we both know you can handle both while looking utterly fabulous and without breaking a sweat

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Survey says that first we're extremely delighted to hear that the doctor cleared you. You rock!

And second, we both know you can handle both while looking utterly fabulous and without breaking a sweat

Correct me if I'm wrong, chica. But did you just say "My place or yours?"

 

[KatieKulka32]

Correct me if I'm wrong, chica. But did you just say "My place or yours?"

Your place for sure

The food is delightful

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Your place for sure

The food is delightful

You just want me for my body food!

 

[Qky75]

You just want me for my body food!

Why do we have to make them mutually exclusive?!?

 

[Cogan]

You just want me for my body food!

Why choose?

 

[KatieKulka32]

You just want me for my body food!

That is not true!

I just feel we'll likely work up an impressive appetite

 

[Qky75]

Why choose?

Great ok.. our minds.......

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

That is not true!

I just feel we'll likely work up an impressive appetite

Be there at 8p! Leather corset or leather bodysuit?

 

[Cogan]

Be there at 8p! Leather corset or leather bodysuit?

Is it me or is it getting hot in here?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Is it me or is it getting hot in here?

Tosses the thermostat dial out the window after setting it to 'Carmen'