The Cozy Corner

[Taegul]

Did someone say ?

As sure as someone said "hot fucking swimwear"

 

[EyesOnHers]

Not even going to fight a little? Boo!

Tsk... he could try

 

[jason28053]

Just Because

@EyesOnHers apply lotion here

 

[BongoGal]

You making judgement calls on what's appropriate at the girls' pool party when we are in our grass skirts?!

I just pictured guys wearing grass skirts (grass kilts?) and having a sudden erection poke through the grass. Later, they’d retract and disappear like Homer Simpson backing into a wall of ivy.

 

[Catchinbass]

Just Because

This is the 1st pic I’ve seen of you. And oh my goodness. Stunning and absolute

 

[jason28053]

Tsk... he could try

So you wanna wrestle?

 

[humanmale]

So,, just to avoid conflict,, which pool should I head to

Follow my speedo!

 

[EyesOnHers]

@EyesOnHers apply lotion here

I have, babe.
Who do you think took the photo?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I just pictured guys wearing grass skirts (grass kilts?) and having a sudden erection poke through the grass. Later, they’d retract and disappear like Homer Simpson backing into a wall of ivy.

Reminds me of the scene in History of the World Part III where the eunuchs are lined up with the ostrich feather fans...

 

[jason28053]

I just pictured guys wearing grass skirts (grass kilts?) and having a sudden erection poke through the grass. Later, they’d retract and disappear like Homer Simpson backing into a wall of ivy.

You have some imagination.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

You deserve extra whiskey tonight

I will very likely have extra whiskey tonight.

 

[jason28053]

I have, babe.
Who do you think took the photo?

Oh behave!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

So,, just to avoid conflict,, which pool should I head to

Fuck I wish I could help.. I know all the ladies are hovering around a kiddy pool rubbing lotion on each other while jason and his speedo brigade of perverts stand around watching and trying not to turn much so they don't cross swords... My only suggestion is to avoid the candy dish.. They may not be Baby Ruths after all

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Oh behave!

No!

 

[KatieKulka32]

FYI....
If all these mentions of Speedos somehow fucks with my device advertising algorithm and my browser and YouTube channels start barraging me with dudes' junk....I'm coming back in here looking for blood.

Taegul storms back into Cozy dual wielding knives.

Gets instantly stabbed in the kidney

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Fuck I wish I could help.. I know all the ladies are hovering around a kiddy pool rubbing lotion on each other while jason and his speedo brigade of perverts stand around watching and trying not to turn much so they don't cross swords... My only suggestion is to avoid the candy dish.. They may not be Baby Ruths after all

Is that you peeking through the fence?!

 

[EyesOnHers]

Oh behave!

@LatinaCarmen1980 another one doubting our passion
Love you my Chica

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Taegul storms back into Cozy dual wielding knives.

Gets instantly stabbed in the kidney

It's the way a sharp blade pieces skin that turns me on. Of the sudden gasp of my victim.... Where the pain is so intense they can't even scream...

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

@LatinaCarmen1980 another one doubting our passion
Love you my Chica

¡Te amo!

 

[jason28053]

@LatinaCarmen1980 another one doubting our passion
Love you my Chica

No doubt here

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Is that you peeking through the fence?!

Nope... still looking down from the balcony of my Keep..

 

[Taegul]

Taegul storms back into Cozy dual wielding knives.

Gets instantly stabbed in the kidney

Kidney? I wish I had one of those still. You forgotten how long I've been strolling down the dark alley getting mugged for Casios and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle wallets? That fucker is LONG gone

 

[Jaws82]

Just Because

Sweet Jesus.

 

[Jaws82]

Was that swimsuit designed for you??

Wow

 

[KatieKulka32]

It's the way a sharp blade pieces skin that turns me on. Of the sudden gasp of my victim.... Where the pain is so intense they can't even scream...

That's when you twist the blade in them right?

Kidney? I wish I had one of those still. You forgotten how long I've been strolling down the dark alley getting mugged for Casios and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle wallets? That fucker is LONG gone

We got a good price in the black market for it. Thanks again