The Cozy Corner

[cheekygirl75]

I'm at the adult pool... And there are cabana boys.

Come on down, there's plenty of room!

Oooh, I got here just in time for the pool party?

 

[jason28053]

Oooh, I got here just in time for the pool party?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Also, to the thread as a whole - apostrophes are for contractions and possessives. NOT for plurals! (I.e. “speedos” not “speedo’s” unless you’re talking about something owned by the speedos!) Your English lesson for the day!

ETA - I realize I’m being a wanker

 

[BongoGal]

Oooh, I got here just in time for the pool party?

It’s too chilly here for that.

 

[jason28053]

Also, to the thread as a whole - apostrophes are for contractions and possessives. NOT for plurals! (I.e. “speedos” not “speedo’s” unless you’re talking about something owned by the speedos!) Your English lesson for the day!

ETA - I realize I’m being a wanker

Wanker’s girl? Would that be correct?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Also, to the thread as a whole - apostrophes are for contractions and possessives. NOT for plurals! (I.e. “speedos” not “speedo’s” unless you’re talking about something owned by the speedos!) Your English lesson for the day!

ETA - I realize I’m being a wanker

That didn't work the first 500 times the grammer nazis attacked me and sure as hell isn't sticking this time

 

[cheekygirl75]

Wanker’s girl? Would that be correct?

Is it the girl of the wanker? Then yes!

 

[jason28053]

I enjoy fucking up my grammar because it gives cheeky something to do while in her meetings!

 

[BongoGal]

(I.e. “speedos” not “speedo’s” unless you’re talking about something owned by the speedos!)

Well, not exactly. The possessive of Speedos would be Speedos’ or Speedos’s.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Also, to the thread as a whole - apostrophes are for contractions and possessives. NOT for plurals! (I.e. “speedos” not “speedo’s” unless you’re talking about something owned by the speedos!) Your English lesson for the day!

ETA - I realize I’m being a wanker

Love you. Come on down to the pool!

(I go back and forth on this or literally/figuratively as my triggers. )

 

[cheekygirl75]

Well, not exactly. The possessive of Speedos would be Speedos’ or Speedos’s.

Touché

 

[Orwellian69]

The amount of cultural appropriation in this thread is, frankly, disgusting.

Shithousing wankers.

 

[jason28053]

Well, not exactly. The possessive of Speedos would be Speedos’ or Speedos’s.

Another grammar nazi.

 

[KatieKulka32]

All this grammar talk is putting me in a mood.

 

[jason28053]

All this grammar talk is putting me in a mood.

Kind of makes you horny? Randi?

 

[Taegul]

I was just thinking...

Wankers, Shankers, and Crank Yankers might be a good alternative title for this thread if it wasn't already the name of my new band.

 

[Orwellian69]

I was just thinking...

Wankers, Shankers, and Crank Yankers might be a good alternative title for this thread if it wasn't already the name of my new band.

Too late. Its the title of my b-side compilation.

See you in court.

 

[jason28053]

I was just thinking...

Wankers, Shankers, and Crank Yankers might be a good alternative title for this thread if it wasn't already the name of my new band.

The chicken chokers’s?

Edited to say Cheeky can clean this up.

 

[Taegul]

Too late. Its the title of my b-side compilation.

See you in court.

Sonofa...

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

All this grammar talk is putting me in a mood.

Maybe @Dayhoosier could interest you in some naked poetry reading?

 

[Taegul]

The chicken chokers’s?

Edited to say Cheeky can clean this up.

Good luck with that apostrophe lol.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Too late. Its the title of my b-side compilation.

See you in court.

I'm already picturing the cover art!

 

[humanmale]

All this grammar talk is putting me in a mood.

I think it's hot

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I'm already picturing the cover art!

Are you picturing a bunch of grass fairies chasing around a round ball wearing speedos?

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I think it's hot

I do not