The Cozy Corner

[jason28053]

You need to add Dave in there somewhere

Dranker is Dave is a drunk wanker

 

[Sleepstory]

Pulls helmet over head and takes cover in the trench

Well, I live a good life. I stand on this hill wearing nothing but a smile and I say to you goodb….

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Stop begging for followers. It’s beneath you Karen, I mean Carmen

Followers! Pfft. I like to leave a wake of fire, , and destruction. Anyone behind me is a loss cause.

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Stop begging for followers. It’s beneath you Karen, I mean Carmen

 

[Sleepstory]

Followers! Pfft. I like to leave a wake of fire, , and destruction. Anyone behind me is a loss cause.

Ahem, the correct spelling is “lost” you know like the show with the god awful ending

 

[KatieKulka32]

Well, I live a good life. I stand on this hill wearing nothing but a smile and I say to you goodb….

I think I got some blood splatter on me. It happens a lot

 

[MynameisRaymondSmith]

Followers! Pfft. I like to leave a wake of fire, , and destruction. Anyone behind me is a loss cause.

Lost cause or casualty of war? .

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Well, I live a good life. I stand on this hill wearing nothing but a smile and I say to you goodb….

Ahem, the correct spelling is “lost” you know like the show with the god awful ending

And todays dumbass award goes to the new guy...
I guess we figured out who the cunt/Karen in the room is..

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Ahem, the correct spelling is “lost” you know like the show with the god awful ending

¡Mira, hijo de tu pinche chingada madre! Te crees muy pinche chistoso pero te advierto que si le sigues, te voy a romper la cara con un pinche ladrillo y después tiro tu cuerpo en un canal con la lengua fuera de tu garganta.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

¡Mira, hijo de tu pinche chingada madre! Te crees muy pinche chistoso pero te advierto que si le sigues, te voy a romper la cara con un pinche ladrillo y después tiro tu cuerpo en un canal con la lengua fuera de tu garganta.

I don't know what any of this is but somehow I am weirdly turned on and I am gonna need @Shymidwestgirl to get here and help me work through my issues

 

[F3x0r]

Fuck it, it's a pretty boring meeting,
Whats occuring

 

[RDM97756]

It has been brought to my attention that I might have gone a little over the top. In my defence, it's Monday and .... Fuck Mondays.

You know what? Fuck Wednesday too. Why? The MFer is just a fucking tease. The week is half way done but still feels like forever and a day before Saturday.

Looks around for her drink.

Speaking of a teasing Wednesday … they call it hump day, closest thing i ever got to humping on a Wednesday was blue balls from all the teasing that goes on because it is hump day!

 

[MynameisRaymondSmith]

¡Mira, hijo de tu pinche chingada madre! Te crees muy pinche chistoso pero te advierto que si le sigues, te voy a romper la cara con un pinche ladrillo y después tiro tu cuerpo en un canal con la lengua fuera de tu garganta.

I volunteer to be the brick. Does that help resolve anything?

 

[jason28053]

Speaking of a teasing Wednesday … they call it hump day, closest thing i ever got to humping on a Wednesday was blue balls from all the teasing that goes on because it is hump day!

I guess that’s blump day for you then?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I don't know what any of this is but somehow I am weirdly turned on and I am gonna need @Shymidwestgirl to get here and help me work through my issues

"Listen here you son of a bitch. You think you're so fucking funny but I'm warning you. You keep that fucking shit up and I'm going to smash your face in with a brick and toss your body into a canal with your tongue hanging out of your throat."

Just for you. Cutie. Give me best to your beautiful @Shymidwestgirl

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Fuck it, it's a pretty boring meeting,
Whats occuring

just some cunt story teller standing naked on the side of a hill running his jibs and getting ready to be assaulted by a whirlwind of slashing blades... so yeah basically monday at the cozy cafe

 

[EyesOnHers]

Which makes me Dave, Jr. Great! I've lived in his shadow for too long. off to the stage!

No.
You are Dave. Just Dave.
Your dad was Dave as was his dad.
You can't just add Jr. to differentiate yourself

All men are Dave.
You don't hear all us Katie's complaining about having the same name!

 

[Taegul]

"Listen here you son of a bitch. You think you're so fucking funny but I'm warning you. You keep that fucking shit up and I'm going to smash your face in with a brick and toss your body into a canal with your tongue hanging out of your throat."

Most awkward erection ever.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Fuck it, it's a pretty boring meeting,
Whats occuring

Absolutely nothing.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

just some cunt story teller standing naked on the side of a hill running his jibs and getting ready to be assaulted by a whirlwind of slashing blades... so yeah basically monday at the cozy cafe

You know what? I'm renaming Margarita Monday to Blunt Force Trauma Monday. I have this brick I've been dying to use and I now have a volunteer!

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I don't know what any of this is but somehow I am weirdly turned on and I am gonna need @Shymidwestgirl to get here and help me work through my issues

Thank you @LatinaCarmen1980 as you have changed his thoughts from destruction to loving instead.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Thank you @LatinaCarmen1980 as you have changed his thoughts from destruction to loving instead.

Anything for you, chica!

The only destruction between you two should be destroying your heart rate record! Have fun!

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

No.
You are Dave. Just Dave.
Your dad was Dave as was his dad.
You can't just add Jr. to differentiate yourself

All men are Dave.
You don't hear all us Katie's complaining about having the same name!

 

[Sleepstory]

¡Mira, hijo de tu pinche chingada madre! Te crees muy pinche chistoso pero te advierto que si le sigues, te voy a romper la cara con un pinche ladrillo y después tiro tu cuerpo en un canal con la lengua fuera de tu garganta.

Mira señorita, te entiendo muy claramente. Pero sabes, no estaba tratando de ser chistoso. Si solo estaba tratando de ayudarte. No quería que te fueras la vida pensando que la palabra era “loss”.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Mira señorita, te entiendo muy claramente. Pero sabes, no estaba tratando de ser chistoso. Si solo estaba tratando de ayudarte. No quería que te fueras la vida pensando que la palabra era “loss”.

It's too late. This brick has your name on it and the only way to wash it off is with your face.