The Cozy Corner

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Nope, apparently I only notice speedos

That's what makes you the perfect one! Lmao

But I love @Shymidwestgirl so your hands can't touch me anyway.

Which is worse - getting help on the phone with a slow talker or getting help via chat with a slow typer?

Don't you ever feel like reaching in and pulling that worthless pile of an excuse for a human being through the phone or screen and kick them in the teeth? Just me?

Always, gorgeous


Back off... she's mine!

Mi amor, ya sabes que para ti, haría lo que tú deseas. Muchísimos

You got it!

Not even going to fight a little? Boo!

 

[KatieKulka32]

I agree… at least I can fuck around here more easily when I’m waiting for the chat!

Plus you have written instructions for later to refer back to!

 

[jason28053]

That's what makes you the perfect one! Lmao

But I love @Shymidwestgirl so your hands can't touch me anyway.



Don't you ever feel like reaching in and pulling that worthless pile of an excuse for a human being through the phone or screen and kick them in the teeth? Just me?


Mi amor, ya sabes que para ti, haría lo que tú deseas. Muchísimos



Not even going to fight a little? Boo!

I’m a lover not a fighter, plus i get see two women putting lotion on so … winning

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Just Because

 

[Taegul]

FYI....
If all these mentions of Speedos somehow fucks with my device advertising algorithm and my browser and YouTube channels start barraging me with dudes' junk....I'm coming back in here looking for blood.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

A girls' pool party!
I repeat... a girls' pool party!

Listen.... can you hear that?
Thats the sound of @jason28053 heart breaking all the way from the other side of the pond

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

FYI....
If all these mentions of Speedos somehow fucks with my device advertising algorithm and my browser and YouTube channels start barraging me with dudes' junk....I'm coming back in here looking for blood.

Did someone say ?

 

[F3x0r]

So,, just to avoid conflict,, which pool should I head to

 

[Taegul]

Did someone say ?

As sure as someone said "hot fucking swimwear"

 

[EyesOnHers]

Not even going to fight a little? Boo!

Tsk... he could try

 

[jason28053]

Just Because

@EyesOnHers apply lotion here

 

[BongoGal]

You making judgement calls on what's appropriate at the girls' pool party when we are in our grass skirts?!

I just pictured guys wearing grass skirts (grass kilts?) and having a sudden erection poke through the grass. Later, they’d retract and disappear like Homer Simpson backing into a wall of ivy.

 

[Catchinbass]

Just Because

This is the 1st pic I’ve seen of you. And oh my goodness. Stunning and absolute

 

[jason28053]

Tsk... he could try

So you wanna wrestle?

 

[humanmale]

So,, just to avoid conflict,, which pool should I head to

Follow my speedo!

 

[EyesOnHers]

@EyesOnHers apply lotion here

I have, babe.
Who do you think took the photo?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I just pictured guys wearing grass skirts (grass kilts?) and having a sudden erection poke through the grass. Later, they’d retract and disappear like Homer Simpson backing into a wall of ivy.

Reminds me of the scene in History of the World Part III where the eunuchs are lined up with the ostrich feather fans...

 

[jason28053]

I just pictured guys wearing grass skirts (grass kilts?) and having a sudden erection poke through the grass. Later, they’d retract and disappear like Homer Simpson backing into a wall of ivy.

You have some imagination.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

You deserve extra whiskey tonight

I will very likely have extra whiskey tonight.

 

[jason28053]

I have, babe.
Who do you think took the photo?

Oh behave!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

So,, just to avoid conflict,, which pool should I head to

Fuck I wish I could help.. I know all the ladies are hovering around a kiddy pool rubbing lotion on each other while jason and his speedo brigade of perverts stand around watching and trying not to turn much so they don't cross swords... My only suggestion is to avoid the candy dish.. They may not be Baby Ruths after all

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Oh behave!

No!

 

[KatieKulka32]

FYI....
If all these mentions of Speedos somehow fucks with my device advertising algorithm and my browser and YouTube channels start barraging me with dudes' junk....I'm coming back in here looking for blood.

Taegul storms back into Cozy dual wielding knives.

Gets instantly stabbed in the kidney

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Fuck I wish I could help.. I know all the ladies are hovering around a kiddy pool rubbing lotion on each other while jason and his speedo brigade of perverts stand around watching and trying not to turn much so they don't cross swords... My only suggestion is to avoid the candy dish.. They may not be Baby Ruths after all

Is that you peeking through the fence?!

 

[EyesOnHers]

Oh behave!

@LatinaCarmen1980 another one doubting our passion
Love you my Chica