The Cozy Corner

I’ve told my neurosurgeon that he cannot retire until I’m 6 feet under! If he moves hospitals, I’m moving too!

I also found that opioids generally suck for nerve pain
"So Dr, your patients seem so attached - that one in particular said you couldn't leave until he was 6 feet under! When do you think you'll be able to start your new position?"

"Oh I shouldn't be too long....I just have to knock off a few loose ends..." 😈
 
I'm surprised you haven't invested in high quality chainmail at this point 🤣😉
Well, I do have the robot costume for the speakeasy dance parties, but that's just carboard spraypainted to look metallic. And it's hot as hell. Last thing I want to do is pass out from the heat and collapse helpless with all these pickpockets lurking about....
 
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