The Cozy Corner

Sorry. Sometimes i am not in a position to type… my voice to text has not learned punctuation apparently.
Gosh - no that comment about a run on sentence was for my run on rambling sentences. If you do them too - join my club!!
 
I will occasionally have microwave popcorn-
I am not a snob. But I have been accused of burning it - I like it crispy and crunchy. Burnt popcorn has a particular smell…
This is a whole separate response right here
I used to work in a cubicle RIGHT outside our break room at work. My work eventually banned microwave popcorn because soooo many people would burn it BAD. I can attest... I was right there!
However... I do prefer mine just on the border of done and burnt - not burnt to a crisp, singe your nose hairs burnt... but crispy!
 
This is a whole separate response right here
I used to work in a cubicle RIGHT outside our break room at work. My work eventually banned microwave popcorn because soooo many people would burn it BAD. I can attest... I was right there!
However... I do prefer mine just on the border of done and burnt - not burnt to a crisp, singe your nose hairs burnt... but crispy!
Yes! See you know exactly what I am talking about! It’s a fine line.
 
Yeah… if i ever had a date, which was rare, popcorn was next to me but def. Not on my mind.
Alternatively you could finish eating the popcorn and take out the bottom (fold it up) so that your date could sit the pot with the empty bottom perfectly on your lap… and well… you can figure the rest out 🍿 🍆

(I remember learning this on Reddit donkeys years ago.)
 
Alternatively you could finish eating the popcorn and take out the bottom (fold it up) so that your date could sit the pot with the empty bottom perfectly on your lap… and well… you can figure the rest out 🍿 🍆

(I remember learning this on Reddit donkeys years ago.
Can not say I ever really cared about being discreet…

I never showed disrespect or forced anything a woman didn’t feel comfortable with… but i have done a ton of things in a theater
 
Alternatively you could finish eating the popcorn and take out the bottom (fold it up) so that your date could sit the pot with the empty bottom perfectly on your lap… and well… you can figure the rest out 🍿 🍆

(I remember learning this on Reddit donkeys years ago.)
Wouldn't that make the bag make too much noise?

Asking for a friend. 🤣
 
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