The Cozy Corner

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Good morning cozy fuckers..

I guess being a "cozy fucker" is better than being a "chicken fucker" or "bear fucker"

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

So how does one get one of those retirement jobs? I need one that pays well.

Ummm I thought retirement meant not having a job anymore?
I know its me and I might have shit fucked but I thought I was trying to get there to get away from the whole work thing

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I guess being a "cozy fucker" is better than being a "chicken fucker" or "bear fucker"

Those sound like great names for my new line of dry rubs
always massage your meat

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

So how does one get one of those retirement jobs? I need one that pays well.

Wait.... are we talking a job that will get you to retirement or like Walmart door greeter retirement job?

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Those sound like great names for my new line of dry rubs
always massage your meat

Hopefully restraining orders are included, otherwise you will be over "showing them the correct application"

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Wait.... are we talking a job that will get you to retirement or like WallMart door greeter retirement job?

I want that job... but I want to be able to shove the cart at them really really hard and say fill it up fuckers instead of welcome to walmart..

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Hopefully restraining orders are included, otherwise you will be over "showing them the correct application"

Its all in the "technique"

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I want that job... but I want to be able to shove the cart at them really really hard and say fill it up fuckers instead of welcome to walmart..

Or "Welcome to Walmart, now grab your shit and get the fuck out!"

 

[Qky75]

Wait.... are we talking a job that will get you to retirement or like WalMart door greeter retirement job?

I am SO jealous of the retiree program here. These retired guys become "ambassadors" they drive the shuttles between the campus buildings and the garage. The best ones though drive the golf cart across the pedway....just up....and back up and back

 

[Magesthicc]

Wait.... are we talking a job that will get you to retirement or like Walmart door greeter retirement job?

You need to be a grumpy mf to acquire that position

 

[Cruel_summer]

Morning, cozy fuckers

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Its all in the "technique"

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Morning, cozy fuckers

You are now my "spirit animal"

 

[Qky75]

Hopefully restraining orders are included, otherwise you will be over "showing them the correct application"

Those sound like great names for my new line of dry rubs
always massage your meat

Cambridge dictionary defines harassment as: Harassment is any unwanted and offensive behavior that threatens, alarms, or causes emotional distress to another person.

So if they're offended or not wanting it ..that means practice and try harder

 

[Cruel_summer]

You are now my "spirit animal"

I mean, cool. But what did I do?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I could give out stickers at Wal-mart. I have the qualifications.

I am currently asking AI when I can retire. It is telling me now and never.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You need to be a grumpy mf to acquire that position

Well the 4 of us have our retirement jobs lined up.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I mean, cool. But what did I do?

Be careful before agreeing to be his spirit animal. Check out the names of his dry rubs first.

 

[Cruel_summer]

Do yall still have geriatric Walmart greeters? Not a thing here anymore

 

[Cruel_summer]

Be careful before agreeing to be his spirit animal. Check out the names of his dry rubs first.

I ain’t agreeing to shit any of these men say, let’s be real

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I mean, cool. But what did I do?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Do yall still have geriatric Walmart greeters? Not a thing here anymore

TBH, I don't know. I avoid the place if I can.

 

[Cruel_summer]

TBH, I don't know. I avoid the place if I can.

Same

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I ain’t agreeing to shit any of these men say, let’s be real

 

[Cruel_summer]