The Cozy Corner

[Firefly_Dancer]

I came here for the coffee and @Whiskeyjack 's stroopwaffles, but I am confused about the door greeter and ethics conversation I walked into.

 

[Magesthicc]

I came here for the coffee and @Whiskeyjack 's stroopwaffles, but I am confused about the door greeter and ethics conversation I walked into.

It is a normal Wednesday here

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I came here for the coffee and @Whiskeyjack 's stroopwaffles, but I am confused about the door greeter and ethics conversation I walked into.

thaaaaat's Cozy, for ya!

 

[KatieKulka32]

You could assist..
It would probably bring a lot of joy to his life...

He probably wouldn't be edging anymore then

 

[KatieKulka32]

Happy Wednesday Cozy Friends! Hope you are all having a great day!

 

[CarlyAnn]

You could assist..
It would probably bring a lot of joy to his life...

I don’t need him spraying me with grass pollen…I think that’s what it is.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I don’t need him spraying me with grass pollen…I think that’s what it is.

I was confused too... that's the weirdest looking pump sprayer I have ever seen

 

[CarlyAnn]

My Dad saw the Keep Off The Grass sign and said, “Who is he, Nancy Reagan”? I had to look that one up….I called him 3 days later and laughed so he’d know just how cool I am.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

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The amazon driver will be ok too if you are waiting anxiously and naked for their arrival

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

The amazon driver will be ok too if you are waiting anxiously and naked for there arrival

I love that you know I almost exclusively shop on Amazon too

 

[Magesthicc]

The amazon driver will be ok too if you are waiting anxiously and naked for there arrival

I would watch that movie

 

[NC_Coastal]

I love that you know I almost exclusively shop on Amazon too

The Amazon driver knows my dog's name.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I love that you know I almost exclusively shop on Amazon too

We always keep it classy with MWP.. She is the real deal, not some Temu twat

 

[jason28053]

The Amazon driver knows my dog's name.

My Amazon driver knows my dog’s voice

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

The Amazon driver knows my dog's name.

My fedex guy stops at my house to pet my dog even when he's not delivering here.

Unfortunately we NEVER have the same Amazon drivers and they apparently hate dogs

 

[NC_Coastal]

My fedex guy stops at my house to pet my dog even when he's not delivering here.

Unfortunately we NEVER have the same Amazon drivers and they apparently hate dogs

LOL. I live in a small town. Everybody knows everybody else and their dogs too.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

We always keep it classy with MWP.. She is the real deal, not some Temu twat

Thank you for reminding me who I am!

Time to straighten my horns and move forward!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Thank you for reminding me who I am!

Time to straighten my horns and move forward!

If someone made you question that I would like a word with them... after they wake up from the "nap" they are about to receive

 

[mrsexyman]

My fedex guy stops at my house to pet my dog even when he's not delivering here.

Unfortunately we NEVER have the same Amazon drivers and they apparently hate dogs

Yeah, he’s definitely stopping to pet the dog.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I love that you know I almost exclusively shop on Amazon too

You know @LordofDargaardkeep is stalking you right!? You brought in all those bottles of dry rub didn't you!? That's how he knows!!!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

You know @LordofDargaardkeep is stalking you right!? You brought in all those bottles of dry rub didn't you!? That's how he knows!!!

clutching my pearls

Oh my! I had no idea his surveillance was that good!

 

[Qky75]

clutching my pearls

Oh my! I had no idea his surveillance was that good!

Me neither! Lord knows his reading ain't that good

 

[KatieKulka32]

My fedex guy stops at my house to pet my dog even when he's not delivering here.

Unfortunately we NEVER have the same Amazon drivers and they apparently hate dogs

The first sentence
The second sentence

LOL. I live in a small town. Everybody knows everybody else and their dogs too.

I know all my neighbors dogs but not all my neighbors

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

clutching my pearls

Oh my! I had no idea his surveillance was that good!

Me neither! Lord knows his reading ain't that good

He outsourced the surveillance to @Magesthicc so he could stick to the important things, dry rub and seductive eye contact.