The Cozy Corner

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Nah. He got his when his position was "streamlined"

Gotta love karma!

 

[Jerrieager]

To be fair... humans are icky

Sadly accurate

 

[Jerrieager]

Yes! Routinely! So I coated tomato slices in red Kool aid mixed with cayenne pepper and poured a ton of salt into a little mayo. We all heard the swear from the break room and the red stain on his mouth. I took a picture. But I was the one getting talked to be HR. Not the thief who "accidentally" got into the only blue lunch bag. Incidentally the only lunch bag with my name on it.

Had a similar experience at work.” Dave’s insanity “ hot sauce on my sandwich took care of him . We didn’t really have a HR department so our female boss had to “ talk “ to me about the situation with a smile …

 

[RDM97756]

*Makes intense eye contact while eating a banana*

You looking at me?

 

[Jerrieager]

Are you sure it was a guy? It could have been a woman wishing she had a bigger wiener in her life…

Hahaha , I’ve sometimes looked in my special “ Drawer “ and thought the same thing ‍

 

[KatieKulka32]

I always eat my bananas with a fork and knife. Because I'm sweet and innocent

 

[_Bandit_]

I always eat my bananas with a fork and knife. Because I'm sweet and innocent

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I always eat my bananas with a fork and knife. Because I'm sweet and innocent

More likely it helps you suppress the urge to deep throat the damn thing

 

[Jerrieager]

I always eat my bananas with a fork and knife. Because I'm sweet and innocent

lol , if with gf’s I always deep throat it to get a reaction out of them

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Yes! Routinely! So I coated tomato slices in red Kool aid mixed with cayenne pepper and poured a ton of salt into a little mayo. We all heard the swear from the break room and the red stain on his mouth. I took a picture. But I was the one getting talked to be HR. Not the thief who "accidentally" got into the only blue lunch bag. Incidentally the only lunch bag with my name on it.

It’s called consequences, food thief. Can they prove you don’t like your tomatoes served like that? Fucking bullshit.

 

[Trubbycat]

lol , if with gf’s I always deep throat it to get a reaction out of them

You have to spit on it first...

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

You have to spit on it first...

Yup... thank goodness we got good directions from this one!

 

[Trubbycat]

I just don't get the spitting thing... guess I'm too innocent

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I just don't get the spitting thing... guess I'm too innocent

I do more of a gather spit in my mouth and let it ooze out kind of move if I need lube

but then again... that would NOT be for a blow job so yeah, I'm out

 

[Trubbycat]

I do more of a gather spit in my mouth and let it ooze out kind of move if I need lube

but then again... that would NOT be for a blow job so yeah, I'm out

 

[ScarletDaisy]

And here's me sitting here contemplating saliva situations while giving head...

I've never spit on it... no inclination to do that... I think I do a good job of lube management while still maintaining my demure southern bell delicacies...

 

[Jerrieager]

I do more of a gather spit in my mouth and let it ooze out kind of move if I need lube

but then again... that would NOT be for a blow job so yeah, I'm out

 

[Indie_]

Omg.

I was just eating my breakfast you damn pervs.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

My mind is so totally elsewhere today.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

My mind is so totally elsewhere today.

Mine is hyper focused on feather dusters...

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Mine is hyper focused on feather dusters...

This sounds very intriguing...

And definitely not helping me with redirecting my focus...

 

[Trubbycat]

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

This sounds very intriguing...

And definitely not helping me with redirecting my focus...

wanna come over and...

dust?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

wanna come over and...

dust?

Yes, Princess.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

wanna come over and...

dust?

Yes, Princess.

You two gotta stop or at least promise to send video footage