The Cozy Corner

[Indie_]

I feel like this is a trap...

I'm good cupcake, how about you?

Not as much as I've missed you!

Why would you think this was a trap, princess?

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Why would you think this was a trap, princess?

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You are being overly nice, but I'm a sucker so.

FYI my hair is too short to braid.

 

[Trubbycat]

 

[Indie_]

You are being overly nice, but I'm a sucker so.

FYI my hair is too short to braid.

We can make friendship bracelets instead.

And talk about boys.

 

[Trubbycat]

Boys are icky

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Boys are icky

You're not wrong

 

[Trubbycat]

You're not wrong

Except me, of course (runs away giggling)

 

[Indie_]

Boys are icky

Straight facts

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Except me, of course (runs away giggling)

To be fair... humans are icky

 

[Trubbycat]

To be fair... humans are icky

Even the ones with weiners...

 

[Olderwiserstillhorny]

A good Friday morning to ya'll.
Enjoy to the fullest.

 

[CarlyAnn]

Even the ones with weiners...

Some guy created this…..I wanna know what he was thinking.

 

[RDM97756]

Some guy created this…..I wanna know what he was thinking.

Are you sure it was a guy? It could have been a woman wishing she had a bigger wiener in her life…

 

[CarlyAnn]

Are you sure it was a guy? It could have been a woman wishing she had a bigger wiener in her life…

Name was Oscar….

 

[RDM97756]

Name was Oscar….

Well there goes my theory… maybe oscar wishes he had a bigger… ok I am done.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Good morning Cozy Crew... and happy fucking friday!

Lets have fun and do weird shit!

 

[Qky75]

Oh you're one of those "I accidently put _____'s lunch in the microwave and it smelled so good I had to try it..... but before I knew it....." type!

Why does HR have a problem with me putting something awful in a bait lunch to get back at a thief but won't take steps against the thief?!?

 

[KatieKulka32]

Name was Oscar….

Maybe he just wanted a place other than a trash can to call home

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Why does HR have a problem with me putting something awful in a bait lunch to get back at a thief but won't take steps against the thief?!?

Did said thief steal your lunch?

 

[Qky75]

Did said thief steal your lunch?

Yes! Routinely! So I coated tomato slices in red Kool aid mixed with cayenne pepper and poured a ton of salt into a little mayo. We all heard the swear from the break room and the red stain on his mouth. I took a picture. But I was the one getting talked to be HR. Not the thief who "accidentally" got into the only blue lunch bag. Incidentally the only lunch bag with my name on it.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Yes! Routinely! So I coated tomato slices in red Kool aid mixed with cayenne pepper and poured a ton of salt into a little mayo. We all heard the swear from the break room and the red stain on his mouth. I took a picture. But I was the one getting talked to be HR. Not the thief who "accidentally" got into the only blue lunch bag. Incidentally the only lunch bag with my name on it.

You eat other people's food, that's what you get. Grrrr

 

[EasyBrad59]

Happy Friday cozies! Feeling relieved after the Braves won their series against the Phillies. Hope everyone has a fun weekend ahead.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Not the thief who "accidentally" got into the only blue lunch bag.

Would you like me to "accidentally" park my truck on top of him?

 

[Qky75]

Would you like me to "accidentally" park my truck on top of him?

Nah. He got his when his position was "streamlined"

 

[Indie_]

Lets have fun and do weird shit!

*Makes intense eye contact while eating a banana*