The Cozy Corner

[CarlyAnn]

One of my guy friends saw her and said, “I’d fuck Marilyn Monroe” and my other guy friend said, “You can’t fuck dead people, that’s called nepotism”.

 

[Qky75]

Good morning everyone…last year I bought a 14” wooden pilgrim lady and painted over her face to look like Marilyn Monroe only because I love MM. Laugh if you want….

https://ibb.co/Q3nfDkv4

This is badass!! I love the humor and aesthetic of the whole thing

 

[Orwellian69]

Is there a stick JFK as well?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Is there a stick JFK as well?

He's under there, too.

 

[Orwellian69]

He's under there, too.

Happy birrrrthday Mr Presideeeent

 

[CarlyAnn]

Is there a stick JFK as well?

There is but you don’t want to see that painting.

 

[CarlyAnn]

Speaking of JFK, I used to live 2 miles from the house where he was born in Brookline, MA…..Yeah, I’m name droppin’

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I've been hard at work this morning.... shopping on amazon.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I've been hard at work this morning.... shopping on amazon.

Girl, SAME!!!
First it was groceries... then it was more plants

I am literally going to be the crazy plant lady

 

[wwot40]

I've been hard at work this morning.... shopping on amazon.

We all have our skills!

 

[Orwellian69]

There is but you don’t want to see that painting.

Oh, I do.

 

[CarlyAnn]

Oh, I do.

It’s just a head shot (I’m going to hell).

 

[ScarletDaisy]

It’s just a head shot (I’m going to hell).

 

[wwot40]

It’s just a head shot (I’m going to hell).

Oh yes you are but to the very best accommodations!

 

[KatieKulka32]

It’s just a head shot (I’m going to hell).

I'll save you a seat

 

[Orwellian69]

It’s just a head shot (I’m going to hell).

Nope.
No come back to that.

I even searched for a Zapruder gag but nothing came.

 

[CarlyAnn]

I sometimes wonder if my friend watches the news, sees “nepotism” mentioned in talks with a politician and thinks that person is fucking dead people.

 

[Nylonian]

It’s just a head shot (I’m going to hell).

And on that note, that's enough Internet for the night.

 

[Nylonian]

I sometimes wonder if my friend watches the news, sees “nepotism” mentioned in talks with a politician and thinks that person is fucking dead people.

And you never corrected them?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I sometimes wonder if my friend watches the news, sees “nepotism” mentioned in talks with a politician and thinks that person is fucking dead people.

nepotism
ne = dead
pot = drugs
ism = sex

It's sex with drugged dead people.

Or drugged sex with dead people?

 

[KatieKulka32]

And you never corrected them?

It's more fun if you don't. Come on now

 

[Nylonian]

nepotism
ne = dead
pot = drugs
ism = sex

It's sex with drugged dead people.

Or drugged sex with dead people?

Welcome to novel etymology with ScarletDaisy.

 

[CarlyAnn]

And you never corrected them?

Of course……not

 

[ScarletDaisy]

It's more fun if you don't. Come on now

You are my people.

 

[Nylonian]

It's more fun if you don't. Come on now

I would have to snap one of my fountain pens to resist the urge...