The Cozy Corner

[Jaws82]

Morning everyone. Please pass the coffee

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

pneumococcal pneumonia... now there's a sexy phrase

I always enjoy saying synaptophysin - I put it in my new provider orientations just so I can use the word

Anytime I have a hard time pronouncing a word, I get frustrated and yell, "ESL! DAMN IT!"

 

[ScarletDaisy]

pneumococcal pneumonia... now there's a sexy phrase

I always enjoy saying synaptophysin - I put it in my new provider orientations just so I can use the word

My favorite thing about March is getting to say "Gonzzzzaaaaga"

 

[Jaws82]

Anytime I have a hard time pronouncing a word, I get frustrated and yell, "ESL! DAMN IT!"

Adorable

 

[wwot40]

nepotism
ne = dead
pot = drugs
ism = sex

It's sex with drugged dead people.

Or drugged sex with dead people?

I love your method of analysis!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

 

[CarlyAnn]

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I heard his last words were, “That’s the last convertible I’ll ever ride in”.

 

[KatieKulka32]

All these jokes are in bad taste. JFK was dearly missed by many!

Just not Lee Harvey Oswald

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Maybe we should do NASA/Challenger jokes next?

 

[dawn_of_night]

We all have our skills!

Yea...
Mine just happen to be....

Aaw nevernind....


Also.... its 10 0clock and i havent even gotten to art yet....


Stupid fire drill....

 

[dawn_of_night]

nepotism
ne = dead
pot = drugs
ism = sex

It's sex with drugged dead people.

Or drugged sex with dead people?

Technicalities....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Maybe we should do NASA/Challenger jokes next?

Artemis.... is that you?

 

[caullywally]

Maybe we should do NASA/Challenger jokes next?

How good .. sensual would it be to fuck ... in space .. I was imagining them astronauts recently..

3 balling the lady ... all floaty ... n I'd have willingly watched ..

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Maybe we should do NASA/Challenger jokes next?

Dark humor. Something my family cannot stand about hubby and I.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Maybe we should do NASA/Challenger jokes next?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

 

[Jaws82]

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Love it! Hahaha

 

[ScarletDaisy]

And again, you are my people.

 

[env789]

Anytime I have a hard time pronouncing a word, I get frustrated and yell, "ESL! DAMN IT!"

There should be so much more cognizance of what a hot mess English is, linguistically. Contradictory rules, inconsistent spelling and pronunciation, exceptions to exceptions.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

There should be so much more cognizance of what a hot mess English is, linguistically. Contradictory rules, inconsistent spelling and pronunciation, exceptions to exceptions.

ghoti

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

There should be so much more cognizance of what a hot mess English is, linguistically. Contradictory rules, inconsistent spelling and pronunciation, exceptions to exceptions.

It's whatever. I still have to translate everything from English to Spanish in my head.

I just have to remember to think backwards when I'm putting my thoughts out.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Hello all! Have I missed anything crucial? Or is it all just people humping for Hump
Day?

 

[Jaws82]

It's whatever. I still have to translate everything from English to Spanish in my head.

I just have to remember to think backwards when I'm putting my thoughts out.

My ex would sometimes combine English and French in her sentences

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Hello all! Have I missed anything crucial? Or is it all just people humping for Hump
Day?

Let's see...

I was humped.
Then I jumped him.
Then I said good morning.

I think that's where we're at.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

My ex would sometimes combine English and French in her sentences

Spanish and English = Spanglish