CarlyAnn
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It’s just a head shot (I’m going to hell).
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It’s just a head shot (I’m going to hell).
ScarletDaisy
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wwot40
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Oh yes you are but to the very best accommodations!
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I'll save you a seat
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Nylonian
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And on that note, that's enough Internet for the night.
Nylonian
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And you never corrected them?I sometimes wonder if my friend watches the news, sees “nepotism” mentioned in talks with a politician and thinks that person is fucking dead people.
ScarletDaisy
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nepotismI sometimes wonder if my friend watches the news, sees “nepotism” mentioned in talks with a politician and thinks that person is fucking dead people.
ne = dead
pot = drugs
ism = sex
It's sex with drugged dead people.
Or drugged sex with dead people?
KatieKulka32
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It's more fun if you don't. Come on now
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Welcome to novel etymology with ScarletDaisy.
CarlyAnn
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Of course……not
ScarletDaisy
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You are my people.It's more fun if you don't. Come on now
Nylonian
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I would have to snap one of my fountain pens to resist the urge...It's more fun if you don't. Come on now
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Plant crazy is a great way to be this time of year..
I've sown my zinnia... calendra.. poppy ... nasturtium... and my sunflowers... Happy green finger chap I am
Nylonian
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It's the reverse for us in the Southern Hemisphere. Tulip bulbs, daffodils and hellebores.
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But when ... the stems rise , colour blooms tis spring . Mother nature is wonderful
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I used to have a supervisor who called himself a connoisseur of various things except he pronounced cont-A-saur.
Never corrected him.
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I had a professor who used 'irregardless'I used to have a supervisor who called himself a connoisseur of various things except he pronounced cont-A-saur.
Never corrected him.
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Morning Cozy Crew
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I would rather hear nails on the chalkboard than thatI had a professor who used 'irregardless'
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Except they probably don't have chalkboards anymore
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I used to have a supervisor who called himself a connoisseur of various things except he pronounced cont-A-saur.
Never corrected him.
A few of my all time favorites from my boss:I had a professor who used 'irregardless'
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He has “golds” not goals
It’s a chimley, not a chimney
There are countless others but those are a few of the most common.
CarlyAnn
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I had a professor who used 'irregardless'
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When I told my Great Aunt about someone who passed away in the ER, she would always ask, “Are they doing a topsy (autopsy). I didn’t laugh, I just felt bad.
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One of my programmers thinks he's god's gift. He actually said once, "Programmers think up here" and held his hand up high above all our heads, "while y'all are thinking down here" and lowered his hand to table level.I used to have a supervisor who called himself a connoisseur of various things except he pronounced cont-A-saur.
Never corrected him.
He then went on to use the word "schema" and pronounce is as "shay-mah"
He used it. A lot. It was fabulous.
It wasn't until after he got married that he started pronouncing it correctly. His wife must like him.
