The Cozy Corner

[Nylonian]

You misspelled honor

Sorry. English isn't my first language.

 

[dawn_of_night]

If my overwhelming fear of computer viruses makes me a wimp, then so be it.

As long as your not afraid of the mouse....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Yup lounging in a

hotel room

Oooh.....

now

Short sentence

 

[Nylonian]

 

[dawn_of_night]

Oooh.....

Seriously though....
Im curious

 

[Nylonian]

Seriously though....
Im curious

He's trying to outrun the Sun.

 

[dawn_of_night]

He's trying to outrun the Sun.

I think he has a marathon this weekend....
I was juat trying to curb my curiosity

 

[Nylonian]

I think he has a marathon this weekend....
I was juat trying to curb my curiosity

Oh it's an ultra. A bit longer than a mara.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Oh it's an ultra. A bit longer than a mara.

Ooh. Ok. Nevermind then.

 

[Nylonian]

My friend trying his darndest not to blow us all up.

"The glossy stuff is nuclear fuel in the reactor. RPV scram time testing and pressure testing happening in the next 3 days."

 

[Nylonian]

I'm very grateful the worst thing I can do is crash a website or sell a coffee machine too cheap.

 

[Xerxes82]

Ooh. Ok. Nevermind then.

Not the reaction most guys are hoping for when they tell a woman something is longer.

 

[MissSNG]

I'm very grateful the worst thing I can do is crash a website or sell a coffee machine too cheap.

I’m grateful I just have to keep a tiny human alive.. it may feel like handling a nuclear reactor sometimes but the stakes are slightly lower.. I think

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I’m grateful I just have to keep a tiny human alive.. it may feel like handling a nuclear reactor sometimes but the stakes are slightly lower.. I think

Give them a fork, scissors, black permanent marker, and your cell phone - should raise the stakes if you're looking for a little adrenaline rush.

 

[Nylonian]

Give them a fork, scissors, black permanent marker, and your cell phone - should raise the stakes if you're looking for a little adrenaline rush.

Did you see the video of the child ordering $2000 worth of stuff from Amazon using Alexa?

 

[MissSNG]

Give them a fork, scissors, black permanent marker, and your cell phone - should raise the stakes if you're looking for a little adrenaline rush.

ha hard pass!!! He can’t even hold himself upright yet.. my high stakes are whether or not he’s going to spit up all over me or have a blowout and need a bath

 

[Nylonian]

I’m grateful I just have to keep a tiny human alive.. it may feel like handling a nuclear reactor sometimes but the stakes are slightly lower.. I think

Mini-reactor there. The meltdowns are definitely a bit more limited... I mean he does have colleagues to keep him in check but it's still an insane level of responsibility.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

ha hard pass!!! He can’t even hold himself upright yet.. my high stakes are whether or not he’s going to spit up all over me or have a blowout and need a bath

Ok, hear me out - hold him high over your head and give him a little wiggle - you can take bets on which end is going to have a blowout. Sort of like baby Russian roulette!

 

[MissSNG]

Ok, hear me out - hold him high over your head and give him a little wiggle - you can take bets on which end is going to have a blowout. Sort of like baby Russian roulette!

Orrrrr.. I can hand him over to you for that test and you can hand me a glass of wine!

Last time I did the “airplane” hold with him he almost drooled straight onto my mouth

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Orrrrr.. I can hand him over to you for that test and you can hand me a glass of wine!

Last time I did the “airplane” hold with him he almost drooled straight onto my mouth

Better than having him pee in your mouth!

Go on... ask me how I know!

 

[Nylonian]

Orrrrr.. I can hand him over to you for that test and you can hand me a glass of wine!

Last time I did the “airplane” hold with him he almost drooled straight onto my mouth

Professionally known as a "fuel dump".

 

[MissSNG]

Better than having him pee in your mouth!

Go on... ask me how I know!

Oh no!!!

I don’t wanna know!!! Thankfully we’re past the random fountain spraying phase … I think

 

[dawn_of_night]

Not the reaction most guys are hoping for when they tell a woman something is longer.

Thays not my fault....


But....

Are you??? ,

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Oh no!!!

I don’t wanna know!!! Thankfully we’re past the random fountain spraying phase … I think

Hahahahahaha you think you're past that phase - but there's always a chance! Beware! Bwahahahaha!

 

[Dayhoosier]

Ooh. Ok. Nevermind then.

This one is 230 miles.