The Cozy Corner

[Xerxes82]

Ooh. Ok. Nevermind then.

Not the reaction most guys are hoping for when they tell a woman something is longer.

 

[MissSNG]

I'm very grateful the worst thing I can do is crash a website or sell a coffee machine too cheap.

I’m grateful I just have to keep a tiny human alive.. it may feel like handling a nuclear reactor sometimes but the stakes are slightly lower.. I think

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I’m grateful I just have to keep a tiny human alive.. it may feel like handling a nuclear reactor sometimes but the stakes are slightly lower.. I think

Give them a fork, scissors, black permanent marker, and your cell phone - should raise the stakes if you're looking for a little adrenaline rush.

 

[Nylonian]

Give them a fork, scissors, black permanent marker, and your cell phone - should raise the stakes if you're looking for a little adrenaline rush.

Did you see the video of the child ordering $2000 worth of stuff from Amazon using Alexa?

 

[MissSNG]

Give them a fork, scissors, black permanent marker, and your cell phone - should raise the stakes if you're looking for a little adrenaline rush.

ha hard pass!!! He can’t even hold himself upright yet.. my high stakes are whether or not he’s going to spit up all over me or have a blowout and need a bath

 

[Nylonian]

I’m grateful I just have to keep a tiny human alive.. it may feel like handling a nuclear reactor sometimes but the stakes are slightly lower.. I think

Mini-reactor there. The meltdowns are definitely a bit more limited... I mean he does have colleagues to keep him in check but it's still an insane level of responsibility.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

ha hard pass!!! He can’t even hold himself upright yet.. my high stakes are whether or not he’s going to spit up all over me or have a blowout and need a bath

Ok, hear me out - hold him high over your head and give him a little wiggle - you can take bets on which end is going to have a blowout. Sort of like baby Russian roulette!

 

[MissSNG]

Ok, hear me out - hold him high over your head and give him a little wiggle - you can take bets on which end is going to have a blowout. Sort of like baby Russian roulette!

Orrrrr.. I can hand him over to you for that test and you can hand me a glass of wine!

Last time I did the “airplane” hold with him he almost drooled straight onto my mouth

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Orrrrr.. I can hand him over to you for that test and you can hand me a glass of wine!

Last time I did the “airplane” hold with him he almost drooled straight onto my mouth

Better than having him pee in your mouth!

Go on... ask me how I know!

 

[Nylonian]

Orrrrr.. I can hand him over to you for that test and you can hand me a glass of wine!

Last time I did the “airplane” hold with him he almost drooled straight onto my mouth

Professionally known as a "fuel dump".

 

[MissSNG]

Better than having him pee in your mouth!

Go on... ask me how I know!

Oh no!!!

I don’t wanna know!!! Thankfully we’re past the random fountain spraying phase … I think

 

[dawn_of_night]

Not the reaction most guys are hoping for when they tell a woman something is longer.

Thays not my fault....


But....

Are you??? ,

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Oh no!!!

I don’t wanna know!!! Thankfully we’re past the random fountain spraying phase … I think

Hahahahahaha you think you're past that phase - but there's always a chance! Beware! Bwahahahaha!

 

[Dayhoosier]

Ooh. Ok. Nevermind then.

This one is 230 miles.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I’m Hot Flash Salad.

That's a stripper name if I've ever heard one!

I’m Spotty Periods Dried Mango

I laughed but also ewwwww!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

This one is 230 miles.

When does it start? I want to get your Finish Line gift set up.

 

[RavingLunaticInTheSheets]

That's a stripper name if I've ever heard one!


I laughed but also ewwwww!

Hot Flash Salad sounds like an AI created stripper name.

I have a friend whose name is Terri Meadows. Definitely a porn star sounding name.

 

[Nylonian]

This one is 230 miles.

I have a very special fountain pen made for me by one of my friends who lives in Sandusky actually. So that's my connection.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Sounds like a plan. Frozen or on the rocks? Classic or another flavor?

So many choices but usually on the rocks

Rescues Katie out of the Sensory Deprivation Chamber and hands her a classic margarita.

Yep, you've earned yourself a marg.

Thanks my friend. Such excellent service. You're the best

Yes. Always yes.

I knew you would have my back

 

[RavingLunaticInTheSheets]

I have a very special fountain pen made for me by one of my friends who lives in Sandusky actually. So that's my connection.

Callahan auto parts made your fountain pen?

 

[KatieKulka32]

I'm very grateful the worst thing I can do is crash a website or sell a coffee machine too cheap.

Don't crash this website. My stories are on here!

 

[Dayhoosier]

When does it start? I want to get your Finish Line gift set up.

Tomorrow morning 730 ish eastern time

 

[wwot40]

Hahahahahaha you think you're past that phase - but there's always a chance! Beware! Bwahahahaha!

I want to jump in on this thread but you and @MissSNhave literally left nothing more to be said!

 

[Dayhoosier]

I have a very special fountain pen made for me by one of my friends who lives in Sandusky actually. So that's my connection.

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That's actually pretty crazy..Sandusky is mostly just cedar point .... Very cool

 

[Qky75]

Callahan auto parts made your fountain pen?

Loved that movie!