The Cozy Corner

[wwot40]

Nine months before I was born I went to a party with my Dad and came home with my Mom.

Me thinkst you are not alone!

 

[Nylonian]

Courtesy of George Carlin:
“Suppose that you didn’t make your Easter duty and it’s Pentecost Sunday, the last day, and you’re on a ship at sea. And the chaplain goes into a coma! But you wanted to receive. And then it’s Monday, too late… But then you cross the International Date Line! Would that then be a sin then, Father?”
― George Carlin

Yes. I gain a day when I visit the States but lose one when I come back. It's very severe whiplash.

 

[CarlyAnn]

You are hilarious

I was just hoping you had a mouthful of coffee.

 

[wwot40]

Yes. I gain a day when I visit the States but lose one when I come back. It's very severe whiplash.

Carlin knew!

 

[peekingone]

I was just hoping you had a mouthful of coffee.

1 cup of coffee in the morning. So it wouldn't be that.

 

[Nylonian]

I was just hoping you had a mouthful of coffee.

Worse. It was baklava and now I need a new keyboard.

 

[Dayhoosier]

52 miles stopping for a nap

 

[peekingone]

52 miles stopping for a nap

Amazing, Well done.

 

[Nylonian]

52 miles stopping for a nap

Nice. Keep crushing those miles.

 

[wwot40]

52 miles stopping for a nap

We are proud of you!

 

[KatieKulka32]

Never dwell on past pages. There are far better things ahead than we have left behind.

Also, never look back. They might give gaining on you.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

52 miles stopping for a nap

Well earned. You’re doing great.

 

[wwot40]

Never dwell on past pages. There are far better things ahead than we have left behind.

Also, never look back. They might give gaining on you.

Truly profound!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

So...

52 miles stopping for a nap

You got this, cutie! Cheering for you!

 

[wwot40]

So...

You got this, cutie! Cheering for you!

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Try not to give him a heart attack Carmen!

 

[peekingone]

So...

You got this, cutie! Cheering for you!

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OH my I am going to start running, and biking. Goal is cross country.

 

[Nylonian]

Never dwell on past pages. There are far better things ahead than we have left behind.

Also, never look back. They might give gaining on you.

Wise, wise words. So poetic as well, Katie.

 

[CarlyAnn]

Never dwell on past pages. There are far better things ahead than we have left behind.

Also, never look back. They might give gaining on you.

Yes, I ripped my rear view mirror off years ago.

 

[Nylonian]

Yes, I ripped my rear view mirror off years ago.

What happens when you get pulled over?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Soooooo. Remember, about 300 pages back that I said hubby was going to bring Pho home for dinner? This MFer says, "get dressed, I'm taking you to your favorite place." So, like a pendeja, I get dressed in something cute and he pulls up to Applebee's.

I look at him like he lost his ever-loving fucking mind and he just laughs.

I swear I was a breath away from stabbing him in the neck before he puts the truck back in gear and gets back on the road and we make it to my favorite pho place. Mfer... I swear he wants to give me a heart attack!

 

[CarlyAnn]

What happens when you get pulled over?

Cleavage

 

[KatieKulka32]

Truly profound!

Wise, wise words. So poetic as well, Katie.

I modified a C S Lewis quote for the first top part. I forget where the lower part is from but it's very sage I believe.

 

[wwot40]

Yes, I ripped my rear view mirror off years ago.

 

[wwot40]

I modified a C S Lewis quote for the first top part. I forget where the lower part is from but it's very sage I believe.

Both sage and memorable!

 

[Nylonian]

Soooooo. Remember, about 300 pages back that I said hubby was going to bring Pho home for dinner? This MFer says, "get dressed, I'm taking you to your favorite place." So, like a pendeja, I get dressed in something cute and he pulls up to Applebee's.

I look at him like he lost his ever-loving fucking mind and he just laughs.

I swear I was a breath away from stabbing him in the neck before he puts the truck back in gear and gets back on the road and we make it to my favorite pho place. Mfer... I swear he wants to give me a heart attack!

Oh you fell for the classic bait and switch.