The Cozy Corner

[peekingone]

What happens when you get pulled over?

She doesn't look back

 

[Nylonian]

Madonn!

 

[wwot40]

Soooooo. Remember, about 300 pages back that I said hubby was going to bring Pho home for dinner? This MFer says, "get dressed, I'm taking you to your favorite place." So, like a pendeja, I get dressed in something cute and he pulls up to Applebee's.

I look at him like he lost his ever-loving fucking mind and he just laughs.

I swear I was a breath away from stabbing him in the neck before he puts the truck back in gear and gets back on the road and we make it to my favorite pho place. Mfer... I swear he wants to give me a heart attack!

I served in 4th PSYOP Group and I think he is a professional!

 

[wwot40]

Madonn!

One of my favorite movie clips of all time!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Try not to give him a heart attack Carmen!

Sorry??

https://ibb.co/ymZQsGnr

 

[peekingone]

Soooooo. Remember, about 300 pages back that I said hubby was going to bring Pho home for dinner? This MFer says, "get dressed, I'm taking you to your favorite place." So, like a pendeja, I get dressed in something cute and he pulls up to Applebee's.

I look at him like he lost his ever-loving fucking mind and he just laughs.

I swear I was a breath away from stabbing him in the neck before he puts the truck back in gear and gets back on the road and we make it to my favorite pho place. Mfer... I swear he wants to give me a heart attack!

That is LOVE.

 

[Nylonian]

Cleavage

Of course. Why did I even ask...

 

[peekingone]

Sorry??

https://ibb.co/ymZQsGnr

I might make it cross country in record time. What is at the finish line?

 

[wwot40]

Sorry??

https://ibb.co/ymZQsGnr

Now you're going to give me a heart attack!

 

[peekingone]

Cleavage

Or short skirt and pantyhose

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Cleavage

50% of the time, it works 100% of the time

 

[Nylonian]

Or short skirt and pantyhose

That'd get me to run a PB if you put a cheer team at every mile.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Or short skirt and pantyhose

I don't think it will work for you

 

[KatieKulka32]

Soooooo. Remember, about 300 pages back that I said hubby was going to bring Pho home for dinner? This MFer says, "get dressed, I'm taking you to your favorite place." So, like a pendeja, I get dressed in something cute and he pulls up to Applebee's.

I look at him like he lost his ever-loving fucking mind and he just laughs.

I swear I was a breath away from stabbing him in the neck before he puts the truck back in gear and gets back on the road and we make it to my favorite pho place. Mfer... I swear he wants to give me a heart attack!

Marriage is the leading case of elevated blood pressure. Prove me wrong

 

[peekingone]

I don't think it will work for you

I knew you would be the one to come back with that response. I would be rich if I made a bet

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I don't think it will work for you

Hey, hey, hey.... we are nothing if not progressive.....

 

[KatieKulka32]

Hey, hey, hey.... we are nothing if not progressive.....

True. He should try it and find out. Best case no ticket. Worse case, we all have a great episode of Cops to watch in a few weeks

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

True. He should try it and find out. Best case no ticket. Worse case, we all have a great episode of Cops to watch in a few weeks

Favorite show. It's always "Imma head to a friend's house. Yeah, man.... he live over there..."

 

[peekingone]

True. He should try it and find out. Best case no ticket. Worse case, we all have a great episode of Cops to watch in a few weeks

Bad bad, bad boy whatcha gonna do. Whatcha you gonna do when they come for you. KK what is your number? I get one call and it will be to you

 

[CarlyAnn]

Or short skirt and pantyhose

Hehe….

 

[KatieKulka32]

Bad bad, bad boy whatcha gonna do. Whatcha you gonna do when they come for you. KK what is your number? I get one call and it will be to you

I got warrants dude. I ain't showing up at the fuzz's crib to bail you out.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I got warrants dude. I ain't showing up at the fuzz's crib to bail you out.

No, you don't! I told you I got you, chica. Only cost me a one night stand with the judge..... you owe me!

 

[KatieKulka32]

No, you don't! I told you I got you, chica. Only cost me a one night stand with the judge..... you owe me!

That judge lasted a whole night?

I owe you a lot more then.

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Trying to watch the NFL draft while following this thread is classic!!

 

[peekingone]

That judge lasted a whole night?

I owe you a lot more then.

Never heard it being done on the bench before. Hope he took his robe off