The Cozy Corner

[CarlyAnn]

Never dwell on past pages. There are far better things ahead than we have left behind.

Also, never look back. They might give gaining on you.

Yes, I ripped my rear view mirror off years ago.

 

[Nylonian]

Yes, I ripped my rear view mirror off years ago.

What happens when you get pulled over?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Soooooo. Remember, about 300 pages back that I said hubby was going to bring Pho home for dinner? This MFer says, "get dressed, I'm taking you to your favorite place." So, like a pendeja, I get dressed in something cute and he pulls up to Applebee's.

I look at him like he lost his ever-loving fucking mind and he just laughs.

I swear I was a breath away from stabbing him in the neck before he puts the truck back in gear and gets back on the road and we make it to my favorite pho place. Mfer... I swear he wants to give me a heart attack!

 

[CarlyAnn]

What happens when you get pulled over?

Cleavage

 

[KatieKulka32]

Truly profound!

Wise, wise words. So poetic as well, Katie.

I modified a C S Lewis quote for the first top part. I forget where the lower part is from but it's very sage I believe.

 

[wwot40]

Yes, I ripped my rear view mirror off years ago.

 

[wwot40]

I modified a C S Lewis quote for the first top part. I forget where the lower part is from but it's very sage I believe.

Both sage and memorable!

 

[Nylonian]

Soooooo. Remember, about 300 pages back that I said hubby was going to bring Pho home for dinner? This MFer says, "get dressed, I'm taking you to your favorite place." So, like a pendeja, I get dressed in something cute and he pulls up to Applebee's.

I look at him like he lost his ever-loving fucking mind and he just laughs.

I swear I was a breath away from stabbing him in the neck before he puts the truck back in gear and gets back on the road and we make it to my favorite pho place. Mfer... I swear he wants to give me a heart attack!

Oh you fell for the classic bait and switch.

 

[peekingone]

What happens when you get pulled over?

She doesn't look back

 

[Nylonian]

Madonn!

 

[wwot40]

Soooooo. Remember, about 300 pages back that I said hubby was going to bring Pho home for dinner? This MFer says, "get dressed, I'm taking you to your favorite place." So, like a pendeja, I get dressed in something cute and he pulls up to Applebee's.

I look at him like he lost his ever-loving fucking mind and he just laughs.

I swear I was a breath away from stabbing him in the neck before he puts the truck back in gear and gets back on the road and we make it to my favorite pho place. Mfer... I swear he wants to give me a heart attack!

I served in 4th PSYOP Group and I think he is a professional!

 

[wwot40]

Madonn!

One of my favorite movie clips of all time!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Try not to give him a heart attack Carmen!

Sorry??

https://ibb.co/ymZQsGnr

 

[peekingone]

Soooooo. Remember, about 300 pages back that I said hubby was going to bring Pho home for dinner? This MFer says, "get dressed, I'm taking you to your favorite place." So, like a pendeja, I get dressed in something cute and he pulls up to Applebee's.

I look at him like he lost his ever-loving fucking mind and he just laughs.

I swear I was a breath away from stabbing him in the neck before he puts the truck back in gear and gets back on the road and we make it to my favorite pho place. Mfer... I swear he wants to give me a heart attack!

That is LOVE.

 

[Nylonian]

Cleavage

Of course. Why did I even ask...

 

[peekingone]

Sorry??

https://ibb.co/ymZQsGnr

I might make it cross country in record time. What is at the finish line?

 

[wwot40]

Sorry??

https://ibb.co/ymZQsGnr

Now you're going to give me a heart attack!

 

[peekingone]

Cleavage

Or short skirt and pantyhose

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Cleavage

50% of the time, it works 100% of the time

 

[Nylonian]

Or short skirt and pantyhose

That'd get me to run a PB if you put a cheer team at every mile.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Or short skirt and pantyhose

I don't think it will work for you

 

[KatieKulka32]

Soooooo. Remember, about 300 pages back that I said hubby was going to bring Pho home for dinner? This MFer says, "get dressed, I'm taking you to your favorite place." So, like a pendeja, I get dressed in something cute and he pulls up to Applebee's.

I look at him like he lost his ever-loving fucking mind and he just laughs.

I swear I was a breath away from stabbing him in the neck before he puts the truck back in gear and gets back on the road and we make it to my favorite pho place. Mfer... I swear he wants to give me a heart attack!

Marriage is the leading case of elevated blood pressure. Prove me wrong

 

[peekingone]

I don't think it will work for you

I knew you would be the one to come back with that response. I would be rich if I made a bet

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I don't think it will work for you

Hey, hey, hey.... we are nothing if not progressive.....

 

[KatieKulka32]

Hey, hey, hey.... we are nothing if not progressive.....

True. He should try it and find out. Best case no ticket. Worse case, we all have a great episode of Cops to watch in a few weeks