The Cozy Corner

[Nylonian]

Or short skirt and pantyhose

That'd get me to run a PB if you put a cheer team at every mile.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Or short skirt and pantyhose

I don't think it will work for you

 

[KatieKulka32]

Soooooo. Remember, about 300 pages back that I said hubby was going to bring Pho home for dinner? This MFer says, "get dressed, I'm taking you to your favorite place." So, like a pendeja, I get dressed in something cute and he pulls up to Applebee's.

I look at him like he lost his ever-loving fucking mind and he just laughs.

I swear I was a breath away from stabbing him in the neck before he puts the truck back in gear and gets back on the road and we make it to my favorite pho place. Mfer... I swear he wants to give me a heart attack!

Marriage is the leading case of elevated blood pressure. Prove me wrong

 

[peekingone]

I don't think it will work for you

I knew you would be the one to come back with that response. I would be rich if I made a bet

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I don't think it will work for you

Hey, hey, hey.... we are nothing if not progressive.....

 

[KatieKulka32]

Hey, hey, hey.... we are nothing if not progressive.....

True. He should try it and find out. Best case no ticket. Worse case, we all have a great episode of Cops to watch in a few weeks

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

True. He should try it and find out. Best case no ticket. Worse case, we all have a great episode of Cops to watch in a few weeks

Favorite show. It's always "Imma head to a friend's house. Yeah, man.... he live over there..."

 

[peekingone]

True. He should try it and find out. Best case no ticket. Worse case, we all have a great episode of Cops to watch in a few weeks

Bad bad, bad boy whatcha gonna do. Whatcha you gonna do when they come for you. KK what is your number? I get one call and it will be to you

 

[CarlyAnn]

Or short skirt and pantyhose

Hehe….

 

[KatieKulka32]

Bad bad, bad boy whatcha gonna do. Whatcha you gonna do when they come for you. KK what is your number? I get one call and it will be to you

I got warrants dude. I ain't showing up at the fuzz's crib to bail you out.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I got warrants dude. I ain't showing up at the fuzz's crib to bail you out.

No, you don't! I told you I got you, chica. Only cost me a one night stand with the judge..... you owe me!

 

[KatieKulka32]

No, you don't! I told you I got you, chica. Only cost me a one night stand with the judge..... you owe me!

That judge lasted a whole night?

I owe you a lot more then.

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Trying to watch the NFL draft while following this thread is classic!!

 

[peekingone]

That judge lasted a whole night?

I owe you a lot more then.

Never heard it being done on the bench before. Hope he took his robe off

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

That judge lasted a whole night?

I owe you a lot more then.

I have my ways - A delicate balance of soft fingers, gentle tongue, and slow movement to draw the pleasure out.

 

[Nylonian]

I have my ways - A delicate balance of soft fingers, gentle tongue, and slow movement to draw the pleasure out.

I know that trick.... Utterly devilish.

 

[wwot40]

Trying to watch the NFL draft while following this thread is classic!!

I would have said "damn near impossible"!

 

[wwot40]

I have my ways - A delicate balance of soft fingers, gentle tongue, and slow movement to draw the pleasure out.

I am going to so have trouble sleeping tonight.........

 

[Nylonian]

I got warrants dude. I ain't showing up at the fuzz's crib to bail you out.

Do I want the backstory?

 

[peekingone]

I know that trick.... Utterly devilish.

I have my ways - A delicate balance of soft fingers, gentle tongue, and slow movement to draw the pleasure out.

Ok what are we talking about now?

 

[peekingone]

Do I want the backstory?

Press enough she might come clean.

 

[KatieKulka32]

I have my ways - A delicate balance of soft fingers, gentle tongue, and slow movement to draw the pleasure out.

Expert skills honed in the field of battle

I am going to so have trouble sleeping tonight.........

I prescribe more scotch.

 

[Nylonian]

Ok what are we talking about now?

Swedish massage.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

So...

You got this, cutie! Cheering for you!

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Hey! We went to the same high school.

 

[peekingone]

I feel like the Artemis crew going around the moon at times on this thread. 280,000 miles an hour. Even no gravity feeling too.