I suppose smoking while scuba diving could be worse.Maybe tomorrow, I’m already showered for today.
I once dated a guy who smoked in the shower. Not sure if I broke up with him for that reason or because he was a smoker in general.
Same, but I figured let the ladies have their fantasies. Just like I expect to have Jennifer Aniston as my dentist in the near future.Me
You have an Adonis pizza delivery guy??Fantasies?
I wish! But being sexy and being silly are sort of my thing, so I have no problem talking to hubby like he's my delivery guy - I don't know what's sexier; seeing his eyes grow wide or him going along with my craziness. lol
I will show up… but i am a massage therapist no a repair guy..There must be a book out on me because I'm not getting the hot, sexy repair guys sent to my house. Like ever
Would you mind a hot, sexy Latina repairwoman to visit you?There must be a book out on me because I'm not getting the hot, sexy repair guys sent to my house. Like ever
but... I don't work at ChipotleI am off to Chipotle for my burrito bowl, where I am certain that I will be the only customer and the voluptuous employee will leap the counter and we will ravish one another. Yep, there's a chance that could happen.
Truth in advertising
I'll draw the blinds for, umm, privacy as you work
Wow... your experience with Dominoes has been way different than mine..
Great! I don't know how to use most of these tools but I have a short skirt I've been dying to wear!I have a ceiling fan that needs looking at if you have free time .....
Cops N Pornhub?Wow... your experience with Dominoes has been way different than mine..
Our local drivers are more likely to end up on an episode of Cops than Pornhub
It's just a scam for him to get a glance at your panties. I prevented that by not wearing any
Panties and skirts? You mean they go together?!It's just a scam for him to get a glance at your panties. I prevented that by not wearing any
I take it that was not how your veggie pizza was delivered the other night?
I think I found the problem.... veggie pizzaThere must be a book out on me because I'm not getting the hot, sexy repair guys sent to my house. Like ever
Why do you think I asked for the cartwheel earlier?It's just a scam for him to get a glance at your panties. I prevented that by not wearing any
Oh I like meat. It just needs to be an impressive piece of meatI think I found the problem.... veggie pizza
Looks like you're not into meat
Like a wanted poster, but it’s an “avoid at all costs” poster hanging in all the local repair shops.There must be a book out on me because I'm not getting the hot, sexy repair guys sent to my house. Like ever
@SirCorneliusWankumbush is that an english cucumber hiding in your trousers or a brisket?Oh I like meat. It just needs to be an impressive piece of meat
