LordofDargaardkeep
"Her person"
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Really? So all those porno intro scenarios arent what women really want?me too... but not with this installation dude here!
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Really? So all those porno intro scenarios arent what women really want?me too... but not with this installation dude here!
I didn't say any installation guyReally? So all those porno intro scenarios arent what women really want?![]()
I try to keep an open mind, but smoking in the shower? Yeah that's a nope for me.Maybe tomorrow, I’m already showered for today.
I once dated a guy who smoked in the shower. Not sure if I broke up with him for that reason or because he was a smoker in general.![]()
I mean who doesn't want their pizza delivery guy to be 6'5" built like a Greek Adonis and has the cheesiest pizza... and pick up lines?!Really? So all those porno intro scenarios arent what women really want?![]()
What a way to ensure repeat businessI mean who doesn't want their pizza delivery guy to be 6'5" built like a Greek Adonis and has the cheesiest pizza... and pick up lines?!
I take it that was not how your veggie pizza was delivered the other night?What a way to ensure repeat business![]()
Tennessee Valley Authority kinda rules my world, so it will always be my first thought. lolTime Variance Authority. Not Tennesse Valley.
MeI mean who doesn't want their pizza delivery guy to be 6'5" built like a Greek Adonis and has the cheesiest pizza... and pick up lines?!
I suppose smoking while scuba diving could be worse.Maybe tomorrow, I’m already showered for today.
I once dated a guy who smoked in the shower. Not sure if I broke up with him for that reason or because he was a smoker in general.![]()
There is as @MissSNG said, every (non repair man) aka every lit mans dream of being the repair man hoping to catch a look… or fullfill their favorite porno scene lol.It's not uncommon for me to be in some sort of state of undress on Fridays
he was FORTY FIVE minutes early!!!
Same, but I figured let the ladies have their fantasies. Just like I expect to have Jennifer Aniston as my dentist in the near future.
You have an Adonis pizza delivery guy??Fantasies?![]()
I wish! But being sexy and being silly are sort of my thing, so I have no problem talking to hubby like he's my delivery guy - I don't know what's sexier; seeing his eyes grow wide or him going along with my craziness. lolYou have an Adonis pizza delivery guy??
Lucky!
I will show up… but i am a massage therapist no a repair guy..There must be a book out on me because I'm not getting the hot, sexy repair guys sent to my house. Like ever![]()
Would you mind a hot, sexy Latina repairwoman to visit you?There must be a book out on me because I'm not getting the hot, sexy repair guys sent to my house. Like ever![]()
I have a ceiling fan that needs looking at if you have free time .....Would you mind a hot, sexy Latina repairwoman to visit you?
Crosses fingers and whispers, "Please say yes, please say yes!"
but... I don't work at ChipotleI am off to Chipotle for my burrito bowl, where I am certain that I will be the only customer and the voluptuous employee will leap the counter and we will ravish one another. Yep, there's a chance that could happen.![]()
Truth in advertisingI will show up… but i am a massage therapist no a repair guy..
I'll draw the blinds for, umm, privacy as you workWould you mind a hot, sexy Latina repairwoman to visit you?
Crosses fingers and whispers, "Please say yes, please say yes!"
Wow... your experience with Dominoes has been way different than mine..I mean who doesn't want their pizza delivery guy to be 6'5" built like a Greek Adonis and has the cheesiest pizza... and pick up lines?!
Great! I don't know how to use most of these tools but I have a short skirt I've been dying to wear!I have a ceiling fan that needs looking at if you have free time .....![]()
Cops N Pornhub?Wow... your experience with Dominoes has been way different than mine..
Our local drivers are more likely to end up on an episode of Cops than Pornhub![]()