The Cozy Corner

[RDM97756]

It's not uncommon for me to be in some sort of state of undress on Fridays
he was FORTY FIVE minutes early!!!

There is as @MissSNG said, every (non repair man) aka every lit mans dream of being the repair man hoping to catch a look… or fullfill their favorite porno scene lol.

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Me

Same, but I figured let the ladies have their fantasies. Just like I expect to have Jennifer Aniston as my dentist in the near future.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Fantasies?

 

[MissSNG]

Fantasies?

You have an Adonis pizza delivery guy??
Lucky!

 

[KatieKulka32]

There must be a book out on me because I'm not getting the hot, sexy repair guys sent to my house. Like ever

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

You have an Adonis pizza delivery guy??
Lucky!

I wish! But being sexy and being silly are sort of my thing, so I have no problem talking to hubby like he's my delivery guy - I don't know what's sexier; seeing his eyes grow wide or him going along with my craziness. lol

 

[RDM97756]

There must be a book out on me because I'm not getting the hot, sexy repair guys sent to my house. Like ever

I will show up… but i am a massage therapist no a repair guy..

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Afternoon report.

Past ScarletDaisy ordered a beer for lunch. It was a strong beer.

Current ScarletDaisy is coding in the Test system.

Prediction: Future ScarletDaisy is going to be pissed at Past ScarletDaisy.

/End Report

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

I am off to Chipotle for my burrito bowl, where I am certain that I will be the only customer and the voluptuous employee will leap the counter and we will ravish one another. Yep, there's a chance that could happen.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

There must be a book out on me because I'm not getting the hot, sexy repair guys sent to my house. Like ever

Would you mind a hot, sexy Latina repairwoman to visit you?

Crosses fingers and whispers, "Please say yes, please say yes!"

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Would you mind a hot, sexy Latina repairwoman to visit you?

Crosses fingers and whispers, "Please say yes, please say yes!"

I have a ceiling fan that needs looking at if you have free time .....

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I am off to Chipotle for my burrito bowl, where I am certain that I will be the only customer and the voluptuous employee will leap the counter and we will ravish one another. Yep, there's a chance that could happen.

but... I don't work at Chipotle

 

[KatieKulka32]

I will show up… but i am a massage therapist no a repair guy..

Truth in advertising

Would you mind a hot, sexy Latina repairwoman to visit you?

Crosses fingers and whispers, "Please say yes, please say yes!"

I'll draw the blinds for, umm, privacy as you work

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I mean who doesn't want their pizza delivery guy to be 6'5" built like a Greek Adonis and has the cheesiest pizza... and pick up lines?!

Wow... your experience with Dominoes has been way different than mine..

Our local drivers are more likely to end up on an episode of Cops than Pornhub

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I have a ceiling fan that needs looking at if you have free time .....

Great! I don't know how to use most of these tools but I have a short skirt I've been dying to wear!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Wow... your experience with Dominoes has been way different than mine..

Our local drivers are more likely to end up on an episode of Cops than Pornhub

Cops N Pornhub?

The possibilities are inspiring.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Great! I don't know how to use most of these tools but I have a short skirt I've been dying to wear!

It's just a scam for him to get a glance at your panties. I prevented that by not wearing any

 

[cheekygirl75]

Afternoon/evening/morning all! It’s my day in the office today, but I usually get to leave in the morning and work the rest of the day at home. Today I got stuck here until at least 3

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

It's just a scam for him to get a glance at your panties. I prevented that by not wearing any

Panties and skirts? You mean they go together?!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I take it that was not how your veggie pizza was delivered the other night?

There must be a book out on me because I'm not getting the hot, sexy repair guys sent to my house. Like ever

I think I found the problem.... veggie pizza
Looks like you're not into meat

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

It's just a scam for him to get a glance at your panties. I prevented that by not wearing any

Why do you think I asked for the cartwheel earlier?

 

[KatieKulka32]

I think I found the problem.... veggie pizza
Looks like you're not into meat

Oh I like meat. It just needs to be an impressive piece of meat

 

[mobleedzblue]

There must be a book out on me because I'm not getting the hot, sexy repair guys sent to my house. Like ever

Like a wanted poster, but it’s an “avoid at all costs” poster hanging in all the local repair shops.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Oh I like meat. It just needs to be an impressive piece of meat

@SirCorneliusWankumbush is that an english cucumber hiding in your trousers or a brisket?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

@SirCorneliusWankumbush is that an english cucumber hiding in your trousers or a brisket?

Are those the ones that look like green pencils?