The Cozy Corner

[dawn_of_night]

I was… erm.. see what had happened was…. I was looking for my lost glasses under his desk .. I don’t know how his pants came undone, really!!

Faulty zippers....
We must have kissed missed a recall in the sisters' sewing room....
My apologies...

 

[mobleedzblue]

Oh look - you've almost done it! Sooooo close!
Don't mind me sliding in this booth with you
I just poured a Malibu coke just because

Oh now you’re just rubbing it in! You’re welcome in my booth any day. Share your drink? Now time to commute home.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

One reason why I love working in IT -- we have access to the cameras.

Following up to add:

We mostly use our powers to laugh at people in the parking lot. Usually after people tell on them selves.

Like a coworker who got out of her car and dropped her apple. It rolled under her car. She tried to get that apple from every angle and couldn't reach it. Came and told me what happened. I suggested she move the car to get the apple. And then we watched the video replay of her struggle.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Oh now you’re just rubbing it in! You’re welcome in my booth any day. Share your drink? Now time to commute home.

What's mine is yours...

 

[Dayhoosier]

Mile 85.....eating pizza the sidewalk before heading through the next stretch

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I was… erm.. see what had happened was…. I was looking for my lost glasses under his desk .. I don’t know how his pants came undone, really!!

You too?! It always happened to me!

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Mile 85.....eating pizza the sidewalk before heading through the next stretch

I hope you mean eating pizza on the sidewalk, not eating a piece of the sidewalk. Sometimes your typos are alarming!

Edited to add: I cannot imagine running 85 miles. I'm amazed.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Mile 85.....eating pizza the sidewalk before heading through the next stretch

Yay! Super proud of you!!!

 

[cheekygirl75]

Mile 85.....eating pizza the sidewalk before heading through the next stretch

 

[mobleedzblue]

What's mine is yours...

Awww schucks!! I may take you up on that

 

[mobleedzblue]

Mile 85.....eating pizza the sidewalk before heading through the next stretch

Yes!!! Soak up those carbs and that grease! You got this!!

 

[Qky75]

I hope you mean eating pizza on the sidewalk, not eating a piece of the sidewalk. Sometimes your typos are alarming!

I would be dead by mile 3 much less trying to make coherent sense in text ...the man gets some slack

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I'm home from work and on the couch. What could be cozier?

https://imgur.com/a/LxrthKD

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I would be dead by mile 3 much less trying to make coherent sense in text ...the man gets some slack

@Dayhoosier gets slack, kudos, cheers, and a careful, gentle pat on the back. I'm amazed.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

@Dayhoosier gets slack, kudos, cheers, and a careful, gentle pat on the back. I'm amazed.

I'll add a to the list

 

[KatieKulka32]

Following up to add:

We mostly use our powers to laugh at people in the parking lot. Usually after people tell on them selves.

Like a coworker who got out of her car and dropped her apple. It rolled under her car. She tried to get that apple from every angle and couldn't reach it. Came and told me what happened. I suggested she move the car to get the apple. And then we watched the video replay of her struggle.

I have a feeling this would have been me, out of sheer stubborness

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I have a feeling this would have been me, out of sheer stubbornesss

Nope. Not me. Fuck that apple. I ain't giving anyone, not even you @ScarletDaisy a free show unless you plan on going out with me for a drink or 7!

 

[KatieKulka32]

I'm home from work and on the couch. What could be cozier?

https://imgur.com/a/LxrthKD

Pours out double shot of Jack daniels for whiskeyjack

 

[KatieKulka32]

Nope. Not me. Fuck that apple. I ain't giving anyone, not even you @ScarletDaisy a free show unless you plan on going out with me for a drink or 7!

One drink always does turn into 7 doesn't it?

 

[dawn_of_night]

I hope you mean eating pizza on the sidewalk, not eating a piece of the sidewalk. Sometimes your typos are alarming!

Edited to add: I cannot imagine running 85 miles. I'm amazed.

I dont even like driving 85 miles....

 

[cheekygirl75]

I dont even like driving 85 miles....

lol, same!!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

lol, same!!

I can handle 85 miles as a passenger princess

OR

If it's part of a vacay

 

[cheekygirl75]

I can handle 85 miles as a passenger princess

OR

If it's part of a vacay

Yes! Well, as part of vacation and if they’re a good driver… I’m picky

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Yes! Well, as part of vacation and if they’re a good driver… I’m picky

And only if he's driving his truck. He doesn't touch my car "Black Phantom" .

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

BTW, hubby thought this was funny and I had to share this with you all because why not?