The Cozy Corner

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

@SirCorneliusWankumbush is that an english cucumber hiding in your trousers or a brisket?

Are those the ones that look like green pencils?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

@SirCorneliusWankumbush is that an english cucumber hiding in your trousers or a brisket?

Remember! It's not the siz..... BS it has something to do with it.

 

[KatieKulka32]

@SirCorneliusWankumbush is that an english cucumber hiding in your trousers or a brisket?

Are those the ones that look like green pencils?

He's catching strays and hasn't been around this thread in hours

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

@Shymidwestgirl I accidently bumped into the jukebox and this just started playing... totally an accident and not planned at all...

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Just to update everyone, I did go to Chipotle and got my burrito bowl. There was no voluptuous employee behind the counter. There was no ravishing one another. But the guy in front of me dropped his wallet and I got to see some crack action when he bent over to pick it up. So, there is that.

 

[mobleedzblue]

Don’t mind me. Just gonna lay low in my corner booth and kill the last 45 minutes of my work day.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Don’t mind me. Just gonna lay low in my corner booth and kill the last 45 minutes of my work day.

This is where you're supposed to crack an airplane bottle of liquor and dump it into your travel mug

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

But the guy in front of me dropped his wallet and I got to see some crack action when he bent over to pick it up. So, there is that.

This wasnt the Chipotle near the dark alley was it?
Butt cracks and wallets are kind of their jam over there... I would question if that was refried beans on that burrito though... just sayin

 

[mobleedzblue]

This is where you're supposed to crack an airplane bottle of liquor and dump it into your travel mug

I do have a bottle of Jameson in my cabinet behind my desk….

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

This is where you're supposed to crack an airplane bottle of liquor and dump it into your travel mug

Nope. Never did this at the office. Nope. Well, it wasn't on camera anyway

 

[mobleedzblue]

Nope. Never did this at the office. Nope. Well, it wasn't on camera anyway

What else “wasn’t” on camera?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

What else “wasn’t” on camera?

Some things are best left to the imagination

 

[mobleedzblue]

Some things are best left to the imagination

Oh you don’t know my imagination

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

This wasnt the Chipotle near the dark alley was it?
Butt cracks and wallets are kind of their jam over there... I would question if that was refried beans on that burrito though... just sayin

Nope, I have ventured to the Dark Alley before. I took a beating and was forced to get a home equity line of credit. I am steering clear of there for a while.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Afternoon folks

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Afternoon folks

Good afternoon!

 

[mobleedzblue]

Afternoon folks

Good afternoon

 

[KatieKulka32]

Nope. Never did this at the office. Nope. Well, it wasn't on camera anyway

If it wasn't on camera, then it didn't happen

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

If it wasn't on camera, then it didn't happen

I am thinking Katie wipes the photos on her phone nightly.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good afternoon!

Good afternoon

Whats up?
Anything i .... missed??

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Whats up?
Anything i .... missed??

I honestly can't offer much insight. I just got back within the last 5 - 10 minutes myself.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I honestly can't offer much insight. I just got back within the last 5 - 10 minutes myself.

Okay. Then we start fresh with the shenanigans then

 

[ScarletDaisy]

If it wasn't on camera, then it didn't happen

One reason why I love working in IT -- we have access to the cameras.

 

[MissSNG]

One reason why I love working in IT -- we have access to the cameras.

I was… erm.. see what had happened was…. I was looking for my lost glasses under his desk .. I don’t know how his pants came undone, really!!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Don’t mind me. Just gonna lay low in my corner booth and kill the last 45 minutes of my work day.

Oh look - you've almost done it! Sooooo close!
Don't mind me sliding in this booth with you
I just poured a Malibu coke just because