The Cozy Corner

[Luv2LickSweets]

Would you mind a hot, sexy Latina repairwoman to visit you?

Crosses fingers and whispers, "Please say yes, please say yes!"

I have a ceiling fan that needs looking at if you have free time .....

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I am off to Chipotle for my burrito bowl, where I am certain that I will be the only customer and the voluptuous employee will leap the counter and we will ravish one another. Yep, there's a chance that could happen.

but... I don't work at Chipotle

 

[KatieKulka32]

I will show up… but i am a massage therapist no a repair guy..

Truth in advertising

Would you mind a hot, sexy Latina repairwoman to visit you?

Crosses fingers and whispers, "Please say yes, please say yes!"

I'll draw the blinds for, umm, privacy as you work

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I mean who doesn't want their pizza delivery guy to be 6'5" built like a Greek Adonis and has the cheesiest pizza... and pick up lines?!

Wow... your experience with Dominoes has been way different than mine..

Our local drivers are more likely to end up on an episode of Cops than Pornhub

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I have a ceiling fan that needs looking at if you have free time .....

Great! I don't know how to use most of these tools but I have a short skirt I've been dying to wear!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Wow... your experience with Dominoes has been way different than mine..

Our local drivers are more likely to end up on an episode of Cops than Pornhub

Cops N Pornhub?

The possibilities are inspiring.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Great! I don't know how to use most of these tools but I have a short skirt I've been dying to wear!

It's just a scam for him to get a glance at your panties. I prevented that by not wearing any

 

[cheekygirl75]

Afternoon/evening/morning all! It’s my day in the office today, but I usually get to leave in the morning and work the rest of the day at home. Today I got stuck here until at least 3

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

It's just a scam for him to get a glance at your panties. I prevented that by not wearing any

Panties and skirts? You mean they go together?!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I take it that was not how your veggie pizza was delivered the other night?

There must be a book out on me because I'm not getting the hot, sexy repair guys sent to my house. Like ever

I think I found the problem.... veggie pizza
Looks like you're not into meat

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

It's just a scam for him to get a glance at your panties. I prevented that by not wearing any

Why do you think I asked for the cartwheel earlier?

 

[KatieKulka32]

I think I found the problem.... veggie pizza
Looks like you're not into meat

Oh I like meat. It just needs to be an impressive piece of meat

 

[mobleedzblue]

There must be a book out on me because I'm not getting the hot, sexy repair guys sent to my house. Like ever

Like a wanted poster, but it’s an “avoid at all costs” poster hanging in all the local repair shops.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Oh I like meat. It just needs to be an impressive piece of meat

@SirCorneliusWankumbush is that an english cucumber hiding in your trousers or a brisket?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

@SirCorneliusWankumbush is that an english cucumber hiding in your trousers or a brisket?

Are those the ones that look like green pencils?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

@SirCorneliusWankumbush is that an english cucumber hiding in your trousers or a brisket?

Remember! It's not the siz..... BS it has something to do with it.

 

[KatieKulka32]

@SirCorneliusWankumbush is that an english cucumber hiding in your trousers or a brisket?

Are those the ones that look like green pencils?

He's catching strays and hasn't been around this thread in hours

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

@Shymidwestgirl I accidently bumped into the jukebox and this just started playing... totally an accident and not planned at all...

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Just to update everyone, I did go to Chipotle and got my burrito bowl. There was no voluptuous employee behind the counter. There was no ravishing one another. But the guy in front of me dropped his wallet and I got to see some crack action when he bent over to pick it up. So, there is that.

 

[mobleedzblue]

Don’t mind me. Just gonna lay low in my corner booth and kill the last 45 minutes of my work day.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Don’t mind me. Just gonna lay low in my corner booth and kill the last 45 minutes of my work day.

This is where you're supposed to crack an airplane bottle of liquor and dump it into your travel mug

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

But the guy in front of me dropped his wallet and I got to see some crack action when he bent over to pick it up. So, there is that.

This wasnt the Chipotle near the dark alley was it?
Butt cracks and wallets are kind of their jam over there... I would question if that was refried beans on that burrito though... just sayin

 

[mobleedzblue]

This is where you're supposed to crack an airplane bottle of liquor and dump it into your travel mug

I do have a bottle of Jameson in my cabinet behind my desk….

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

This is where you're supposed to crack an airplane bottle of liquor and dump it into your travel mug

Nope. Never did this at the office. Nope. Well, it wasn't on camera anyway

 

[mobleedzblue]

Nope. Never did this at the office. Nope. Well, it wasn't on camera anyway

What else “wasn’t” on camera?