The Cozy Corner

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I agree to disagree...
Stop thinking of them as "shocking collars"... They are training collars. Used correctly they are a great tool. Kind of like slip leads and choker collars. Dogs respond better to non-verbal communication.

 

[KatieKulka32]

I'm going this weekend so I'll be sure to recommend it.

Best of luck to you on rolling sixes

Manly men bounce a screwdriver against it to see if it sparks, and how far…see also fun with car batteries…

This has been A Man Service announcement

I thought Manly Men flew a kite at night during a thunderstorm with a key attached?

 

[EyesOnHers]

My wife has been miserable at her job for months. A week and a half ago she received a job offer from a different company. Higher pay, much better benefits, and most importantly, less miserable people to work for. There were a few things that had to happen before she could give notice to her current company, but she was finally able to give her two-weeks yesterday. Last night she slept soundly through the night for the first time in a long time. Today is a gonna be a good day.

This is really lovely to hear
Being miserable at work is absolutely crap.

So happy for both you and your wife

 

[KatieKulka32]

Oh i remember them all!

I've had a few scenes missing from time to time

Well, for the really, really, really big stuff the stick is very much a real tool… but that’s more of a “I know it’s live and if it sparks anything too close by will vaporize” than a “is it live” sort of thing.

We don’t do the best job teaching young men (or anyone tbh) about what is genuinely dangerous with electricity. That and magnets. Magnets are absolutely terrifying when they get in the wrong places

I don't even want to know the trouble you can get into with magnets

Of course I do

 

[Canbe4fun]

Best of luck to you on rolling sixes

I thought Manly Men flew a kite at night during a thunderstorm with a key attached?

That’s a starter kit, Franklin was a wuss, take it to the beach where you gotta really be quick to avoid the heat

 

[RDM97756]

I've had a few scenes missing from time to time

I remember the time i put a candle out by removing the oxygen for $5,
The time i threw up in my buddy’s car… ok 3 different occasions
The time i couldn’t get hard,
The time i went skinny dipping while no one joined…

 

[Canbe4fun]

This is not posted anywhere in the IBEW union hall..

It’s on page two under the “Safety First!” sign

 

[rick_j21]

Morning one and all… moving a little slow today and I have meetings on the books most of the day, hope you all have/are having an excellent Tuesday

 

[KatieKulka32]

I remember the time i put a candle out by removing the oxygen for $5,
The time i threw up in my buddy’s car… ok 3 different occasions
The time i couldn’t get hard,
The time i went skinny dipping while no one joined…

No one has ever puked in my car. Thank gosh.

 

[vaubwobdc]

I've had a few scenes missing from time to time

I don't even want to know the trouble you can get into with magnets

Of course I do

Oh…… well the most horrifying magnet stuff tends to involve someone/something accidentally eating two at once, or one magnet breaking apart after being eaten. To be minimally graphic: intestines do not like being pinched, nor do they stop trying to move stuff around when being pinched…

That and there’s just how insanely fast a powerful magnet can get, even over a short distance. Most of the time not much happens, but really powerful magnets are usually very very brittle, and if they hit something hard (or hit each other, which they will do incredibly hard and very suddenly) they can just detonate and spray out magnetic shards like little bullets


The real life lesson: don’t worry too much about your fridge magnets, but make sure they are big enough that no one in the house will eat them.

Life lesson two: swallowing a magnet (even just one) is a “go to the ER now” situation

 

[rick_j21]

No one has ever puked in my car. Thank gosh.

I really wish I could say the same

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I really wish I could say the same

Hey, but have you hung out of a speeding car as it hurtles down the highway and puking your guts out at 2a?! No? Just me?

 

[CarlyAnn]

I have an amazing life without alcohol in it. Just sayin’…..thanks for reading.

 

[CJamarous]

Good morning cozy crew.
I’m late this morning but I’m gonna find the comfiest bean bag and curl up with my coffee.
This baby’s four month sleep regression + no swaddle + constantly rolling onto his belly now and hating it has made for a long night and Im wiped out

I feel your pain, more than you know. Hang in there. It DOES get easier. Even if it doesn't feel like it in the moment!

 

[Qky75]

Hey, but have you hung out of a speeding car as it hurtles down the highway and puking your guts out at 2a?! No? Just me?

Wait - that was you in front of me?!? I thought La Lechuza was taking a giant dump on my windshield

 

[rick_j21]

Hey, but have you hung out of a speeding car as it hurtles down the highway and puking your guts out at 2a?! No? Just me?

I’ll leave that to you

 

[CJamarous]

Good morning Cozy Ladies and Gents! Been a minute, but I hope you've all been well and hope you have an awesome day! May your coffee or tea be strong and plentiful (though we all know coffee is superior ), your sun be shining, birds be chirping and goals be met! Happy Tuesday! ️

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Wait - that was you in front of me?!? I thought La Lechuza was taking a giant dump on my windshield

"Back in the day when I was young, I'm not a kid anymore..."

HS + gangs + stupid decisions....

 

[CarlyAnn]

Good morning Cozy Ladies and Gents! Been a minute, but I hope you've all been well and hope you have an awesome day! May your coffee or tea be strong and plentiful (though we all know coffee is superior ), your sun be shining, birds be chirping and goals be met! Happy Tuesday! ️

Well at least you mentioned tea.

 

[Qky75]

"Back in the day when I was young, I'm not a kid anymore..."

HS + gangs + stupid decisions....

It's not about what you did. It's about what you are doing now.

 

[CJamarous]

Well at least you mentioned tea.

I remembered you and a few others are tea drinkers over coffee so I had to at least mention it for you confused, misdirected misfits

 

[KatieKulka32]

I really wish I could say the same

That smell never fully dissapated I suspect

 

[rick_j21]

That smell never fully dissapated I suspect

I helped caravan a troop of kindergarteners on a field trip. One of the moms rode in my car and she got car sick. Needless to say the innocent little crush I had on her went away. She was so apologetic, offered to detail my car, etc. I just felt so bas for her.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I helped caravan a troop of kindergarteners on a field trip. One of the moms rode in my car and she got car sick. Needless to say the innocent little crush I had on her went away. She was so apologetic, offered to detail my car, etc. I just felt so bas for her.

Scribbles down free way to get my car detailed.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

It's not about what you did. It's about what you are doing now.

And hoping the statute of limitations has ran out.