wwot40
Literotica Guru
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Yeah you do!I get away with shit….
The Cozy Corner
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Nylonian
Silky Smooth
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No thanks. I value my life.
Me being half Italian probably doesn't even get me brownie points.
wwot40
Literotica Guru
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It just might...you may be a distant cousin....just remember what happened to Fredo.No thanks. I value my life.
Jaws82
Best Boy
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You rang?
metrifonate
Really Experienced
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I once got asked if I could perform under pressure.One time at an interview, I was asked if I could handle criticism.
I told the interviewer sure. I told him his tie looked like he got it 3 for a $1 at a yard sale.
Wasn't what he meant I guess. Didn't get the job
I went "dum, dum, dum, dum,dum,dum, dum."
I didn't get the job.
KatieKulka32
Flirt
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KatieKulka32
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Never have I ever been tased by a cop
yet
yet
CarlyAnn
Midnight Rider
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Qky75
Sugar Dipped Devil
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There's still time
wwot40
Literotica Guru
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It makes for a nice break in the day.....trust me!
LaisDeMarieDeFrance
Rage Muffin
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Lavender is the best!
cheekygirl75
Brains of the Outfit
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OMG, are you being nice?!
(thank you!)I never forget to clock in - I don’t want to do a minute of this job off the clock!!
Oooh, are those the feet peeling ones? I have to do one of those soon!
Dayhoosier
Yearling
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Good morning all... Woke up to
No power (storms last night)
Swollen feet
Stiff legs
So to go coffee it was
Could be worse. I could have been one of the racers that's still out there in that weather.
No power (storms last night)
Swollen feet
Stiff legs
So to go coffee it was
Could be worse. I could have been one of the racers that's still out there in that weather.
RDM97756
Handsome Gent.
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I mean, that doesn’t sound fun; but i guess expected… so overall, not a terrible morning. I have known a few ultramarathon runners where i live… but this is pretty crazy. Good on you mate.
SirCorneliusWankumbush
Formerly know as SCP
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You have "this is the song that never" ends on repeat blaring from your cubicle, with a random Tom Jones "whats new pussycat" thrown in.You crop dust other people's cubicles
LordofDargaardkeep
"Her person"
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Good morning cozy crew.
SirCorneliusWankumbush
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Inteverviews are never fun, but if you need me to talk crap to not throw off your feng shui then so be it.OMG, are you being nice?!
Nylonian
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He's aliiive!
LaisDeMarieDeFrance
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You say Fredo, I see Frodo.
RDM97756
Handsome Gent.
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Is this a bad thing? I mean, it keeps un wanted people away from me when i do it…
Nylonian
Silky Smooth
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Do you know much about feng shui (風水)?Inteverviews are never fun, but if you need me to talk crap to not throw off your feng shui then so be it.
KatieKulka32
Flirt
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You alternate between Call Me Maybe and Party in the USA while singing along to each
SirCorneliusWankumbush
Formerly know as SCP
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You trim your mustache hair in the break room sink and don't clean it up.You alternate between Call Me Maybe and Party in the USA while singing along to each
