The Cozy Corner

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You crop dust other people's cubicles

You have "this is the song that never" ends on repeat blaring from your cubicle, with a random Tom Jones "whats new pussycat" thrown in.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Good morning cozy crew.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

OMG, are you being nice?! (thank you!)

Inteverviews are never fun, but if you need me to talk crap to not throw off your feng shui then so be it.

 

[Nylonian]

Good morning all... Woke up to
No power (storms last night)
Swollen feet
Stiff legs

So to go coffee it was
Could be worse. I could have been one of the racers that's still out there in that weather.

He's aliiive!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

It just might...you may be a distant cousin....just remember what happened to Fredo.

You say Fredo, I see Frodo.

 

[RDM97756]

You have "this is the song that never" ends on repeat blaring from your cubicle, with a random Tom Jones "whats new pussycat" thrown in.

Is this a bad thing? I mean, it keeps un wanted people away from me when i do it…

 

[Nylonian]

Inteverviews are never fun, but if you need me to talk crap to not throw off your feng shui then so be it.

Do you know much about feng shui (風水)?

 

[KatieKulka32]

You have "this is the song that never" ends on repeat blaring from your cubicle, with a random Tom Jones "whats new pussycat" thrown in.

You alternate between Call Me Maybe and Party in the USA while singing along to each

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Never have I ever been tased by a cop

yet

So you and your friends don't sit around with tasers while drinking and see who can turn the hand held taser up the highest while hitting your own thigh with it? Hmmm .. I guess it must just be a guy thing..
Obedience collars for dogs can be fun too if nobody has a taser handy.

(proof reading this is kinda making me question my friend choices)

 

[MissSNG]

Good morning all... Woke up to
No power (storms last night)
Swollen feet
Stiff legs

So to go coffee it was
Could be worse. I could have been one of the racers that's still out there in that weather.

Oh man, whah a rude reprieve from the long weekend! Ugh

I hope you get some well deserved rest and good food today

 

[KatieKulka32]

So you and your friends don't sit around with tasers while drinking and see who can turn the hand held taser up the highest while hitting your own thigh with it? Hmmm .. I guess it must just be a guy thing..
Obedience collars for dogs can be fun too if nobody has a taser handy.

(proof reading this is kinda making me question my friend choices)

I only mentioned by a cop.

Will neither confirm nor deny about anyone else

Don't use obedience collars on dogs though. They don't deserve it and there are better ways to train them

 

[RDM97756]

So you and your friends don't sit around with tasers while drinking and see who can turn the hand held taser up the highest while hitting your own thigh with it? Hmmm .. I guess it must just be a guy thing..
Obedience collars for dogs can be fun too if nobody has a taser handy.

(proof reading this is kinda making me question my friend choices)

Been there, done that… but now i am scared of anything electrical…

 

[MissSNG]

Good morning cozy crew.
I’m late this morning but I’m gonna find the comfiest bean bag and curl up with my coffee.
This baby’s four month sleep regression + no swaddle + constantly rolling onto his belly now and hating it has made for a long night and Im wiped out

 

[RDM97756]

Good morning cozy crew.
I’m late this morning but I’m gonna find the comfiest bean bag and curl up with my coffee.
This baby’s four month sleep regression + no swaddle + constantly rolling onto his belly now and hating it has made for a long night and Im wiped out

Oh man! Good morning beautiful lady! Take the most comfy seat in the house next to Dayhoosier you both deserve the comfiest of comfy right now!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Good morning cozy crew.
I’m late this morning but I’m gonna find the comfiest bean bag and curl up with my coffee.
This baby’s four month sleep regression + no swaddle + constantly rolling onto his belly now and hating it has made for a long night and Im wiped out

Being a good mom is hard work and you are doing a fantastic job! Enjoy your well deserved coffee.

 

[KatieKulka32]

My dad did some electrical work around my sister's house recently and used a tool he called a Sissy Stick to test if the wire was live.

Apparently it's unmanly to take appropriate steps to avoid electrocuting oneself just in case you were wondering why men don't live as long

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Don't use obedience collars on dogs though. They don't deserve it and there are better ways to train them

The tone and vibration settings are fantastic for positive reinforcement training. Never the stimulation settings unless its to save their life. They also allow me to track them when they are miles away in cover I can barely walk through let alone see through.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Never have I ever been tased by a cop

yet

Chica, you're missing out...

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

So you and your friends don't sit around with tasers while drinking and see who can turn the hand held taser up the highest while hitting your own thigh with it? Hmmm .. I guess it must just be a guy thing..
Obedience collars for dogs can be fun too if nobody has a taser handy.

(proof reading this is kinda making me question my friend choices)

I swear I could see my husband and his boys doing this. SMDH

 

[Nylonian]

I swear I could see my husband and his boys doing this. SMDH

Good old-fashioned military fun.

 

[EyesOnHers]

So you and your friends don't sit around with tasers while drinking and see who can turn the hand held taser up the highest while hitting your own thigh with it? Hmmm .. I guess it must just be a guy thing..
Obedience collars for dogs can be fun too if nobody has a taser handy.

(proof reading this is kinda making me question my friend choices)

Not a taser but definitely got drunk with mates and zapped each other with obedience collars on a few occasions
We make our own fun in the country!

(proof reading this is kinda making me question if I'm as weird as LODK )

Oh and afternoon from the UK everyone

 

[mobleedzblue]

Not a taser but definitely got drunk with mates and zapped each other with obedience collars on a few occasions
We make our own fun in the country!

(proof reading this is kinda making me question if I'm as weird as LODK )

Oh and afternoon from the UK everyone

Good afternoon

 

[Nylonian]

Not a taser but definitely got drunk with mates and zapped each other with obedience collars on a few occasions
We make our own fun in the country!

(proof reading this is kinda making me question if I'm as weird as LODK )

Oh and afternoon from the UK everyone

And on that note. I'm off to bed.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Don't use obedience collars on dogs though. They don't deserve it and there are better ways to train them

My mate got one so wanted to test it on himself first as wasn't sure about using it on his dog. And yeah we all tried.
So it then became the go to party thing.

It was never used on the dog though... just a bunch of stupid humans

 

[Solid_wave]

Morning to you all, my workday's almost over here