The Cozy Corner

[KatieKulka32]

https://tenor.com/view/anya-anya-je...y-the-vampire-slayer-gif-14983946255736462306

It gets the point across

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

I learned to drive in Atlanta traffic. I'm fluent in this language, too.

I am on a personal best. 7 days running without dropping an F bomb or flipping anyone off. To be fair, I only saw two vehicles on my way in today since I got here so early.

 

[rick_j21]

Good morning friends … happy hump day

 

[KatieKulka32]

You have said you are short, so has anyone seen you in traffic before?

Sorry, couldn't resist. I am ready for the retaliation wrath.

Applies Warpaint

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Shots fired early in the morning. Last time I checked, your name isn't Cornelius...

I stepped in it, so whatever she gives back is deserved.

 

[Nylonian]

Italian hand gestures=talking. They can't do one without the other.

I mean I can and the Italian side of my family finds it weird so I always end up adding some in just to be less awkward around them... It's so contrived...

 

[rick_j21]

I learned to drive in Atlanta traffic. I'm fluent in this language, too.

Not much worse traffic to learn in

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Being half must be odd. Which hand has to stay in your pocket?

That is too funny!

 

[Qky75]

I am on a personal best. 7 days running without dropping an F bomb or flipping anyone off. To be fair, I only saw two vehicles on my way in today since I got here so early.

I think I'm at...looks at watch....

 

[Nylonian]

I am on a personal best. 7 days running without dropping an F bomb or flipping anyone off. To be fair, I only saw two vehicles on my way in today since I got here so early.

I'm too polite to flip anyone off or drop an 'F Bomb'. It'd so trigger my social anxiety...

 

[Nylonian]

Being half must be odd. Which hand has to stay in your pocket?

You don't know the half of it... You try explaining traditional Japanese cuisine to your nonna and why the fish shouldn't be cooked even though we're doing sukiyaki...

 

[KatieKulka32]

Bonus Benefit of Being Short: I can stealthily sneak around the cube farm without my head poking over the cubicle walls

 

[rick_j21]

I am on a personal best. 7 days running without dropping an F bomb or flipping anyone off. To be fair, I only saw two vehicles on my way in today since I got here so early.

Out of curiosity is there a reason why you are trying not to?

 

[Qky75]

You don't know the half of it... You try explaining traditional Japanese cuisine to your nonna and why the fish shouldn't be cooked even though we're doing sukiyaki...

Thank you for rolling with me. I live in a biracial family. It's a bit irreverent around here.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I'm too polite to flip anyone off or drop an 'F Bomb'. It'd so trigger my social anxiety...

Even when they won’t hear/see you?

 

[Nylonian]

Thank you for rolling with me. I live in a biracial family. It's a bit irreverent around here.

Hang out here for long enough and you'll get to read about all the hilarious anecdotes.

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Out of curiosity is there a reason why you are trying not to?

No reason. Just more observational than anything.

I will readily admit, sometimes it is extremely therapeutic to toss a hand gesture or utter a phrase.

 

[Nylonian]

Even when they won’t hear/see you?

Yeah... It's a whole thing for me. I was so close the other day tho... Someone almost ran me over.

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Yeah... It's a whole thing for me. I was so close the other day tho... Someone almost ran me over.

I think it could be good for you to let it out at a time like that!

 

[rick_j21]

No reason. Just more observational than anything.

I will readily admit, sometimes it is extremely therapeutic to toss a hand gesture or utter a phrase.

I was curious because I used to be really bad at flipping people off while driving. Then one day I saw my child do it in the backseat and from that moment on we cut that behavior off. However, there are still some drivers who deserve it.

 

[Nylonian]

I think it could be good for you to let it out at a time like that!

Yeah probably should have unleashed the Italian in me and go full "Ma vai a fare in culo" on them.

 

[Orwellian69]

So, uh, Wednesday can suck my balls.

As you were.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Yep!
Was productive with my insomnia and got a couple of hours of work done last night so may treat myself to an early finish this afternoon

Productive insomnia .... I'm liking these ideas around here today I don't think any of what I do when I'm awake in the middle of the night would be called productive (I guess depends on your definition )

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I'm too polite to flip anyone off or drop an 'F Bomb'. It'd so trigger my social anxiety...

This was many, many years ago... Back in the days when cell phones were still new. I believe I was using a (state of the art) flip phone at the time.

I was stuck behind an asshole in traffic. Then we got stopped at a light. I was a few cars behind him. It was a work truck with the phone number on the side of it.

I dialed the number, watched him dig out his phone and answer it. Then, like the good GenX kid I am, I hung up on him.

SO SATISFYING.

 

[Nylonian]

So, uh, Wednesday can suck my balls.

As you were.

In Italian it's "succhiami le palle".