The Cozy Corner

[cheekygirl75]

Me, on the other hand, I’ve had a full on “I’m walking here” Midnight Cowboy reaction to cars before… I seem to be more aggressive when walking, somehow

 

[ScarletDaisy]

So, uh, Wednesday can suck my balls.

As you were.

For those of us starting our Wednesdays, this is a little alarming.

 

[Orwellian69]

In Italian it's "succhiami le palle".

Being British it should really be...

Wednesday can fuck right off.

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Me, on the other hand, I’ve had a full on “I’m walking here” Midnight Cowboy reaction to cars before… I seem to be more aggressive when walking, somehow

Love it! I just give the stare when I am walking through intersections... like I dare you. Some day someone might.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Love it! I just give the stare when I am walking through intersections... like I dare you. Some day someone might.

Oh, I do that too!! But I’ve had a couple of people dare… that’s when I yell and hit the side/front of the car.

One of those times was the first time I ever said fuck in front of my mother

 

[Nylonian]

This was many, many years ago... Back in the days when cell phones were still new. I believe I was using a (state of the art) flip phone at the time.

I was stuck behind an asshole in traffic. Then we got stopped at a light. I was a few cars behind him. It was a work truck with the phone number on the side of it.

I dialed the number, watched him dig out his phone and answer it. Then, like the good GenX kid I am, I hung up on him.

SO SATISFYING.

Hahaha. I actually laughed out loud at this. You're the best.

 

[Qky75]

Out of curiosity is there a reason why you are trying not to?

Grandbaby is on his way in the next few weeks. I need to clean it up quick.

 

[Qky75]

So, uh, Wednesday can suck my balls.

As you were.

Is that the same as swallow me yarbles?

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Morning Cozy Cornerian....

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Oh, I do that too!! But I’ve had a couple of people dare… that’s when I yell and hit the side/front of the car.

One of those times was the first time I ever said fuck in front of my mother

That is the perfect time to say fuck. Usually in my case it is "What the fuck is wrong with you"?

I don't think I ever let that slip in front of my mom. She was spared from hearing me say it.

 

[Nylonian]

Alright, I love you all. Time to cozy up with my book. Ciao, beautiful ones.

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Alright, I love you all. Time to cozy up with my book. Ciao, beautiful ones.

Have a good night!

 

[KatieKulka32]

Alright, I love you all. Time to cozy up with my book. Ciao, beautiful ones.

Enjoy your book!

 

[KatieKulka32]

Gestures to make in traffic:
The bird
Double bird
Outstretched and upward palm while mouthing WTF
Mind blown
Thumbs down
Sarcastic thumbs up with eye roll
Shaking fist
Face palm

No I do not need anger management

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Gestures to make in traffic:
The bird
Double bird
Outstretched and upward palm while mouthing WTF
Mind blown
Thumbs down
Sarcastic thumbs up with eye roll
Shaking fist
Face palm

No I do not need anger management

I will add the golf clap.

People around here seem to get extremely pissed off when I golf clap them. It is so worth it.

 

[Stephie02]

What about those of us with Irish ancestory?



Wow, those are amazing!!! Beautiful.



https://tenor.com/view/anya-anya-je...y-the-vampire-slayer-gif-14983946255736462306

Kinda what I meant, with the Irish girls

 

[Dayhoosier]

Gestures to make in traffic:
The bird
Double bird
Outstretched and upward palm while mouthing WTF
Mind blown
Thumbs down
Sarcastic thumbs up with eye roll
Shaking fist
Face palm

No I do not need anger management

Somehow thumbs down is the most offensive one there

 

[KatieKulka32]

Somehow thumbs down is the most offensive one there

No one ever expects it

 

[Qky75]

Oh, I do that too!! But I’ve had a couple of people dare… that’s when I yell and hit the side/front of the car.

One of those times was the first time I ever said fuck in front of my mother

That is the perfect time to say fuck. Usually in my case it is "What the fuck is wrong with you"?

I don't think I ever let that slip in front of my mom. She was spared from hearing me say it.

Don't forget the special circumstances that require the "da fuq"

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Gestures to make in traffic:
The bird
Double bird
Outstretched and upward palm while mouthing WTF
Mind blown
Thumbs down
Sarcastic thumbs up with eye roll
Shaking fist
Face palm

No I do not need anger management

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Gestures to make in traffic:
The bird
Double bird
Outstretched and upward palm while mouthing WTF
Mind blown
Thumbs down
Sarcastic thumbs up with eye roll
Shaking fist
Face palm

No I do not need anger management

I do the thumbs down a lot.
Either that, or I do the jerk-off motion at stupid drivers.

 

[rick_j21]

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Thee signals in that picture aren’t the ones most people make

 

[KatieKulka32]

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If your car doesn't have brake lights and turn signals we could start a GoFundMe to add them on for you

 

[KatieKulka32]

I do the thumbs down a lot.
Either that, or I do the jerk-off motion at stupid drivers.

You see, guys infer something different when I give them the jerk off motion

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

If your car doesn't have brake lights and turn signals we could start a GoFundMe to add them on for you

Spotted!