The Cozy Corner

[ScarletDaisy]

I'm too polite to flip anyone off or drop an 'F Bomb'. It'd so trigger my social anxiety...

This was many, many years ago... Back in the days when cell phones were still new. I believe I was using a (state of the art) flip phone at the time.

I was stuck behind an asshole in traffic. Then we got stopped at a light. I was a few cars behind him. It was a work truck with the phone number on the side of it.

I dialed the number, watched him dig out his phone and answer it. Then, like the good GenX kid I am, I hung up on him.

SO SATISFYING.

 

[Nylonian]

So, uh, Wednesday can suck my balls.

As you were.

In Italian it's "succhiami le palle".

 

[cheekygirl75]

Me, on the other hand, I’ve had a full on “I’m walking here” Midnight Cowboy reaction to cars before… I seem to be more aggressive when walking, somehow

 

[ScarletDaisy]

So, uh, Wednesday can suck my balls.

As you were.

For those of us starting our Wednesdays, this is a little alarming.

 

[Orwellian69]

In Italian it's "succhiami le palle".

Being British it should really be...

Wednesday can fuck right off.

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Me, on the other hand, I’ve had a full on “I’m walking here” Midnight Cowboy reaction to cars before… I seem to be more aggressive when walking, somehow

Love it! I just give the stare when I am walking through intersections... like I dare you. Some day someone might.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Love it! I just give the stare when I am walking through intersections... like I dare you. Some day someone might.

Oh, I do that too!! But I’ve had a couple of people dare… that’s when I yell and hit the side/front of the car.

One of those times was the first time I ever said fuck in front of my mother

 

[Nylonian]

This was many, many years ago... Back in the days when cell phones were still new. I believe I was using a (state of the art) flip phone at the time.

I was stuck behind an asshole in traffic. Then we got stopped at a light. I was a few cars behind him. It was a work truck with the phone number on the side of it.

I dialed the number, watched him dig out his phone and answer it. Then, like the good GenX kid I am, I hung up on him.

SO SATISFYING.

Hahaha. I actually laughed out loud at this. You're the best.

 

[Qky75]

Out of curiosity is there a reason why you are trying not to?

Grandbaby is on his way in the next few weeks. I need to clean it up quick.

 

[Qky75]

So, uh, Wednesday can suck my balls.

As you were.

Is that the same as swallow me yarbles?

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Morning Cozy Cornerian....

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Oh, I do that too!! But I’ve had a couple of people dare… that’s when I yell and hit the side/front of the car.

One of those times was the first time I ever said fuck in front of my mother

That is the perfect time to say fuck. Usually in my case it is "What the fuck is wrong with you"?

I don't think I ever let that slip in front of my mom. She was spared from hearing me say it.

 

[Nylonian]

Alright, I love you all. Time to cozy up with my book. Ciao, beautiful ones.

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Alright, I love you all. Time to cozy up with my book. Ciao, beautiful ones.

Have a good night!

 

[KatieKulka32]

Alright, I love you all. Time to cozy up with my book. Ciao, beautiful ones.

Enjoy your book!

 

[KatieKulka32]

Gestures to make in traffic:
The bird
Double bird
Outstretched and upward palm while mouthing WTF
Mind blown
Thumbs down
Sarcastic thumbs up with eye roll
Shaking fist
Face palm

No I do not need anger management

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Gestures to make in traffic:
The bird
Double bird
Outstretched and upward palm while mouthing WTF
Mind blown
Thumbs down
Sarcastic thumbs up with eye roll
Shaking fist
Face palm

No I do not need anger management

I will add the golf clap.

People around here seem to get extremely pissed off when I golf clap them. It is so worth it.

 

[Stephie02]

What about those of us with Irish ancestory?



Wow, those are amazing!!! Beautiful.



https://tenor.com/view/anya-anya-je...y-the-vampire-slayer-gif-14983946255736462306

Kinda what I meant, with the Irish girls

 

[Dayhoosier]

Gestures to make in traffic:
The bird
Double bird
Outstretched and upward palm while mouthing WTF
Mind blown
Thumbs down
Sarcastic thumbs up with eye roll
Shaking fist
Face palm

No I do not need anger management

Somehow thumbs down is the most offensive one there

 

[KatieKulka32]

Somehow thumbs down is the most offensive one there

No one ever expects it

 

[Qky75]

Oh, I do that too!! But I’ve had a couple of people dare… that’s when I yell and hit the side/front of the car.

One of those times was the first time I ever said fuck in front of my mother

That is the perfect time to say fuck. Usually in my case it is "What the fuck is wrong with you"?

I don't think I ever let that slip in front of my mom. She was spared from hearing me say it.

Don't forget the special circumstances that require the "da fuq"

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Gestures to make in traffic:
The bird
Double bird
Outstretched and upward palm while mouthing WTF
Mind blown
Thumbs down
Sarcastic thumbs up with eye roll
Shaking fist
Face palm

No I do not need anger management

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Gestures to make in traffic:
The bird
Double bird
Outstretched and upward palm while mouthing WTF
Mind blown
Thumbs down
Sarcastic thumbs up with eye roll
Shaking fist
Face palm

No I do not need anger management

I do the thumbs down a lot.
Either that, or I do the jerk-off motion at stupid drivers.

 

[rick_j21]

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Thee signals in that picture aren’t the ones most people make

 

[KatieKulka32]

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If your car doesn't have brake lights and turn signals we could start a GoFundMe to add them on for you