The Cozy Corner

[ScarletDaisy]

Why are all 5 fingers pointing the same way…. It is only supposed to be 1

He must need to get that monocle checked.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Good morning, Cozy!

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Ah. Nvm I just looked it up. It's not as scary as one would've thought


This phrase appears to be a direct quote or a variation of a line spoken by the character Cecil in the 2004 comedy film EuroTrip.
IMDb
In the movie, the character says: "So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!".
IMDb
The phrase is meant to be nonsensical, aggressive slang in the context of the film's humor.

I actually linked that clip a few pages back yesterday.

 

[metrifonate]

I think, if using it for a group of people that are jerks, it would be jerk-offs.

If jerking off a group, that would be jerks-off?

I think jerking off a group is going to make your wrist ache

 

[Whiskeyjack]

What if I do it while pressing my tongue outward against my cheek?

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Good morning, Cozy!

Good morning Carmen!

 

[Qky75]

I think, if using it for a group of people that are jerks, it would be jerk-offs.

If jerking off a group, that would be jerks-off?

Probably why circle jerk works so much cleaner ..I suppose clean isn't the right choice here.

 

[metrifonate]

Good morning, Cozy!

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Shoes on the furniture!

 

[KatieKulka32]

I need to see it to know....send a vid. Slow motion

content like that is paywalled

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Why are all 5 fingers pointing the same way…. It is only supposed to be 1

You are thinking of the motorcycle ones...

 

[PageWriter2]

Road rage is an everyday occurrence here. I found the perfect response. I bought a Dewalt train horn drill. This thing is LOUD and trust me, I get my point across.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

content like that is paywalled

I'll pay.

(can someone lend me some money?)

 

[Qky75]

Road rage is an everyday occurrence here. I found the perfect response. I bought a Dewalt train horn drill. This thing is LOUD and trust me, I get my point across.

I'm SO jealous

 

[Orwellian69]

circle jerk = heads down, no nonsense, group masturbation.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Awww so you do care about me

Ssshhhh we got reputations to live up to!

 

[EyesOnHers]

Well, there's a lot to add with body language and facial expressions. I give angry eyes and a fast jerk-off. To let them know I think they're jerk-offs. (Jerks-off?)
If you do it with sultry bedroom eyes and a slow jerk-off, they're gonna get a different idea.

I do it slowly while shaking my head disappointedly and mouthing the word 'wanker'

 

[CarlyAnn]

Feet swelled yesterday which is pretty standard.... Still of course stiff and sore but overall good.

I'll get out for a couple of short walks today...a good epsom soak

A friend of mine owns a spa and she has an epsom soak. It’s 11” of water and 1,400 pounds of epsom salts. I haven’t tried it yet but she says it’s amazing for inflammation.

 

[Qky75]

Ssshhhh we got reputations to live up to!

Seems to be a low bar. How's your limbo game?

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

I'll pay.

(can someone lend me some money?)

We just have to pool the money and then share the password.

It is Wednesday, we are working smarter not harder today.

 

[RDM97756]

You are thinking of the motorcycle ones...

Yes… wait… there are hand signals for motorcycles? I thought it was ball bearing counts…

1 for too close
2 for i am pulling over….

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

I do it slowly while shaking my head disappointedly and mouthing the word 'wanker'

That's it? I have to admit I expected something a llittle more ... colorful.

 

[EyesOnHers]

I feel this…

Give me the nod... I'll do it on your behalf!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Ah. Nvm I just looked it up. It's not as scary as one would've thought


This phrase appears to be a direct quote or a variation of a line spoken by the character Cecil in the 2004 comedy film EuroTrip.
IMDb
In the movie, the character says: "So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!".
IMDb
The phrase is meant to be nonsensical, aggressive slang in the context of the film's humor.

This movie!!!

He must need to get that monocle checked.

There goes your tiara for the day!

 

[KatieKulka32]

Ssshhhh we got reputations to live up to!

Oh right. Struggles for an insult

Why are you here? Shouldn't you be swatting at biplanes from your perch atop the Empire State Building?

 

[EyesOnHers]

That's it? I have to admit I expected something a llittle more ... colorful.

Oh that's just my wanker hand sign.
It's rarely used. Too tame.

I tend to look them in the eye and mouth fucking c***