The Cozy Corner

[Luv2LickSweets]

I do it slowly while shaking my head disappointedly and mouthing the word 'wanker'

That's it? I have to admit I expected something a llittle more ... colorful.

 

[EyesOnHers]

I feel this…

Give me the nod... I'll do it on your behalf!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Ah. Nvm I just looked it up. It's not as scary as one would've thought


This phrase appears to be a direct quote or a variation of a line spoken by the character Cecil in the 2004 comedy film EuroTrip.
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In the movie, the character says: "So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!".
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The phrase is meant to be nonsensical, aggressive slang in the context of the film's humor.

This movie!!!

He must need to get that monocle checked.

There goes your tiara for the day!

 

[KatieKulka32]

Ssshhhh we got reputations to live up to!

Oh right. Struggles for an insult

Why are you here? Shouldn't you be swatting at biplanes from your perch atop the Empire State Building?

 

[EyesOnHers]

That's it? I have to admit I expected something a llittle more ... colorful.

Oh that's just my wanker hand sign.
It's rarely used. Too tame.

I tend to look them in the eye and mouth fucking c***

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Oh that's just my wanker hand sign.
It's rarely used. Too tame.

I tend to look them in the eye and mouth fucking c***

Now that is what I was expecting!

 

[Qky75]

Oh that's just my wanker hand sign.
It's rarely used. Too tame.

I tend to look them in the eye and mouth fucking c***

It would seem using the pointer finger and thumb while making that gesture would be more effective. ...I'll let you know how it goes.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I feel this…

You don't have to.. Thats what you have me for
Just point.. I will take it from there.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Seems to be a low bar. How's your limbo game?

VERY low bar..... I can never make it under

Yes… wait… there are hand signals for motorcycles? I thought it was ball bearing counts…

1 for too close
2 for i am pulling over….

Yea there are separate car and then motorcycle hand signals.

Oh right. Struggles for an insult

Why are you here? Shouldn't you be swatting at biplanes from your perch atop the Empire State Building?

Like you could struggle for an insult...

I had to come down because I ate the damsel in distress and need a new one.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You know Eurotrip was available on VHS @Qky75 !?

 

[CarlyAnn]

I normally wake up for the toilet. Could be worse.. not wake up for the toilet.

I remember the old joke…I’m like clockwork, poop everyday at 7:00 AM…trouble is I don’t wake up until 8:00.

 

[Qky75]

You know Eurotrip was available on VHS @Qky75 !?

You know I haven't had a VHS in over a decade. I should go try to find one lol

 

[KatieKulka32]

VERY low bar..... I can never make it under

Yea there are separate car and then motorcycle hand signals.

Like you could struggle for an insult...

I had to come down because I ate the damsel in distress and need a new one.

Your gluttonous appetite while never be satiated will it

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You know I haven't had a VHS in over a decade. I should go try to find one lol

They stopped making VHS tapes in 2006, but didn't stop making VHS players until 2016.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Your gluttonous appetite while never be satiated will it

It knows no bounds, like your infatuation with war paint.

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

You know I haven't had a VHS in over a decade. I should go try to find one lol

You will need a TV that is over a decade old as well. Anything newer won't have the AV inputs to receive the signals from the VCR.

 

[CarlyAnn]

Time for the dog park visit…..might as well take the dog also. See you in 5 pages

 

[Qky75]

Your gluttonous appetite while never be satiated will it

Stupid me just asked myself why gluten factors in.....sigh.

Same man who also read a tech school's tagline "the school of doing" as .. >doing< the noise.

 

[CarlyAnn]

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

It knows no bounds, like your infatuation with war paint.

Does count as war paint?

 

[KatieKulka32]

It knows no bounds, like your infatuation with war paint.

I'm sorry I just don't need my face clearly visible on any more 'wanted' posters.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Does count as war paint?

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War paint is to conceal, not to honor the dead.

 

[Dayhoosier]

A friend of mine owns a spa and she has an epsom soak. It’s 11” of water and 1,400 pounds of epsom salts. I haven’t tried it yet but she says it’s amazing for inflammation.

Or curing

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning cozers.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I'm sorry I just don't need my face clearly visible on any more 'wanted' posters.

Then quit robbing trains and stage coaches!

And there are newer guns than the 2004 colt python, just saying.