The Cozy Corner

[CarlyAnn]

Why is there no T in Nazi?

 

[EyesOnHers]

It certainly can't be because we could be hard to deal with.

I suspect it is nothing along those lines

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

*slay - you’re not a sled

I change my mind. This is my nomination for post of the day!

 

[CarlyAnn]

And why is there no tea in front of me? @Nylonian

 

[PageWriter2]

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[CarlyAnn]

I’m so confused….

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I suspect it is nothing along those lines

So they are hard to deal with?

And what lines are they along then!?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Sounds like they could both use the Medal of Honor.

I'm shocked you didn't spell it meddle.

 

[CarlyAnn]

I'm shocked you didn't spell it meddle.

I’m shocked he has a wife.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Are we sure @SirCorneliusWankumbush doesn't just blow up (to reinflate) his wife every morning?

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I'm shocked you didn't spell it meddle.

I was meedling around the idear butt decidered agenst tit.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Are we sure @SirCorneliusWankumbush doesn't just blow up (to reinflate) his wife every morning?

Ahem....

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Ahem....

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How often do you clear your search history? Just curious.

 

[EyesOnHers]

So they are hard to deal with?

And what lines are they along then!?

I meant...
I am going with the theory that your wife's martyrdom would be through the pure suffering of living with you.
You ability to hoist a main sail would have little to do with it

 

[Qky75]

Are we sure @SirCorneliusWankumbush doesn't just blow up (to reinflate) his wife every morning?

Now she has a good idea...where was this 30 years ago ...

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I’m shocked he has a wife.

Rude!

Are we sure @SirCorneliusWankumbush doesn't just blow up (to reinflate) his wife every morning?

Why would I, when you got plenty of hot air for the both of us!

 

[KatieKulka32]

Rude!

Why would I, when you got plenty of hot air for the both of us!

You could inflate the Goodyear blimp probably

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I meant...
I am going with the theory that your wife's martyrdom would be through the pure suffering of living with you.
You ability to hoist a main sail would have little to do with it

Pfft I'm a joy to live with! Just ask the doggo and not wife.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You could inflate the Goodyear blimp probably

They wouldn't have had the Hindenburg disaster if they would have just had YOU.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Ahem....

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Quit taking random pictures of dudes and using YOUR inflatable husband.

 

[metrifonate]

Are we sure @SirCorneliusWankumbush doesn't just blow up (to reinflate) his wife every morning?

And she sometimes goes down on him.

 

[metrifonate]

How often do you clear your search history? Just curious.

Her search history clears her.

 

[Qky75]

Quit taking random pictures of dudes and using YOUR inflatable husband.

Bruh this is 2026. Husbands are rechargeable and waterproof AND bluetooth

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

You could inflate several Goodyear blimps definitely

FIFY

 

[cheekygirl75]

And why is there no tea in front of me? @Nylonian

I think he went to bed, so you’re on your own. (Although I have some ten year old mango black tea if you want! )

They wouldn't have had the Hindenburg disaster if they would have just had YOU.

…that doesn’t even make sense!