The Cozy Corner

[Qky75]

Are we sure @SirCorneliusWankumbush doesn't just blow up (to reinflate) his wife every morning?

Now she has a good idea...where was this 30 years ago ...

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I’m shocked he has a wife.

Rude!

Are we sure @SirCorneliusWankumbush doesn't just blow up (to reinflate) his wife every morning?

Why would I, when you got plenty of hot air for the both of us!

 

[KatieKulka32]

Rude!

Why would I, when you got plenty of hot air for the both of us!

You could inflate the Goodyear blimp probably

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I meant...
I am going with the theory that your wife's martyrdom would be through the pure suffering of living with you.
You ability to hoist a main sail would have little to do with it

Pfft I'm a joy to live with! Just ask the doggo and not wife.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You could inflate the Goodyear blimp probably

They wouldn't have had the Hindenburg disaster if they would have just had YOU.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Ahem....

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Quit taking random pictures of dudes and using YOUR inflatable husband.

 

[metrifonate]

Are we sure @SirCorneliusWankumbush doesn't just blow up (to reinflate) his wife every morning?

And she sometimes goes down on him.

 

[metrifonate]

How often do you clear your search history? Just curious.

Her search history clears her.

 

[Qky75]

Quit taking random pictures of dudes and using YOUR inflatable husband.

Bruh this is 2026. Husbands are rechargeable and waterproof AND bluetooth

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

You could inflate several Goodyear blimps definitely

FIFY

 

[cheekygirl75]

And why is there no tea in front of me? @Nylonian

I think he went to bed, so you’re on your own. (Although I have some ten year old mango black tea if you want! )

They wouldn't have had the Hindenburg disaster if they would have just had YOU.

…that doesn’t even make sense!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

You're all too wild for me this morning. I'm just going to sit here...

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

…that doesn’t even make sense!

Her hot air would have filled it instead of hydrogen...

 

[mobleedzblue]

You're all too wild for me this morning. I'm just going to sit here...

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Mind if I join you? I don’t feel like working anymore.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

FYI Cheeky is the best person in the universe. And I'm not just saying this because she hooked me up with free queso.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You're all too wild for me this morning. I'm just going to sit here...

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[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Her hot air would have filled it instead of hydrogen...

Bless your heart. That's not how science works.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Her hot air would have filled it instead of hydrogen...

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Bruh this is 2026. Husbands are rechargeable and waterproof AND bluetooth

Shankproof would go too far and hurt the bottom line.

 

[KatieKulka32]

They wouldn't have had the Hindenburg disaster if they would have just had YOU.

Ya well I was busy. And not born yet. My bad

 

[CarlyAnn]

Going to the casino….might need to chat with @cheekygirl75 later.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Bless your heart. That's not how science works.

Science is optional on lit along with many other things...

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

My bad

Finally get you to admit this!!!

 

[KatieKulka32]

Science is optional on lit along with many other things...

Ya. Like bathing

 

[EyesOnHers]

Her hot air would have filled it instead of hydrogen...

Idiot. It would not have worked with hot air either. It was a rigid airship not a hot air balloon
Don't bring @cheekygirl75 into your scientific nonsense