The Cozy Corner

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Theres a distinction between a little territorial and murderous cinnamon loca latte

No, there isn't.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I get hit on by guys a lot but Nikki gets hit on by women almost every time we go to the bar. Mostly it's whatever, but sometimes there's that one chica who won't leave her alone, I almost got in a fight once because of it

I'm the stereotypical Latina that takes off her earrings to beat down a bitch that hits on my husband. This also explains my familiarity with orange jumpsuits.... But I digress.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I'm the stereotypical Latina that takes off her earrings to beat down a bitch that hits on my husband. This also explains my familiarity with orange jumpsuits.... But I digress.

I’ll hold your earrings- will you get the girl that is ogling my man too?

Then I’ll post your bail.

 

[Qky75]

I'm the stereotypical Latina that takes off her earrings to beat down a bitch that hits on my husband. This also explains my familiarity with orange jumpsuits.... But I digress.

But I want to know do you just go straight to it or mouth off a little first.....and remember this is for posterity so try to be honest...


Takes copious notes....

 

[Stephie02]

I'm the stereotypical Latina that takes off her earrings to beat down a bitch that hits on my husband. This also explains my familiarity with orange jumpsuits.... But I digress.

It didn't get that far but I did take her drink and dumped it on the floor. Wasn't quite brave enough to throw it at her. That's when Nikki and some others got involved

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I’ll hold your earrings- will you get the girl that is ogling my man too?

Then I’ll post your bail.

Chica, at that point I'm fighting every bitch who isn't in our friend group! You just got to tell me to stop of I'm ending in prison or the hospital.

You know? This makes me sound crazy. Explains a lot of what he says about me though.....

 

[Stephie02]

But I want to know do you just go straight to it or mouth off a little first.....and remember this is for posterity so try to be honest...


Takes copious notes....

I always mouth off first. Let em know too far

 

[cheekygirl75]

Are we starting a general Cozy Corner gofundme for bail needs?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

But I want to know do you just go straight to it or mouth off a little first.....and remember this is for posterity so try to be honest...


Takes copious notes....

Papi, I mastered the art of shit talking and fighting at the same time. I'll go off before I throw the first punch and I'm not that chica that scratches. I'll straight lunch her in the throat

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

It didn't get that far but I did take her drink and dumped it on the floor. Wasn't quite brave enough to throw it at her. That's when Nikki and some others got involved

You have better friends than me. Mine egg me on.

I need new friends.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Chica, at that point I'm fighting every bitch who isn't in our friend group! You just got to tell me to stop of I'm ending in prison or the hospital.

You know? This makes me sound crazy. Explains a lot of what he says about me though.....

Nahh- you’re not crazy just passionate and a “little” territorial. Plus you stand united for your girls.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Are we starting a general Cozy Corner gofundme for bail needs?

We need an attorney in our group too.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

You know? This makes me sound crazy. Explains a lot of what he says about me though.....

so basically he just says you're fucking perfect just the way you are?

 

[KatieKulka32]

Are we starting a general Cozy Corner gofundme for bail needs?

We could break them out too...

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Nahh- you’re not crazy just passionate and a “little” territorial. Plus you stand united for your girls.

I'm going to tell hubby I'm not crazy and see what he says.

 

[Stephie02]

I have a friend and she always says, quote

"Bitch I'm Mexican, I'll cut you"

Its smart to believe her

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

We could break them out too...

I'm also pretty enough to get tossed in jail so I can finish her off.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

We need an attorney in our group too.

@lilmissdarling but her fee's are crazy!

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

@lilmissdarling but her fee's are crazy!

Can’t put a price on a good lawyer!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I have a friend and she always says, quote

"Bitch I'm Mexican, I'll cut you"

Its smart to believe her

I don't know a single Mexican girl that doesn't have some sort of blade on her

 

[Stephie02]

I don't know a single Mexican girl that doesn't have some sort of blade on her

I would never!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I would never!

Any good attorney will tell you to say that.

You got more experience than you're letting on.... Tsk tsk tsk

 

[Orwellian69]

The first rule of Cozy Fight Club...

 

[KatieKulka32]

I don't know a single Mexican girl that doesn't have some sort of blade on her

Carrying 2 blades isn't a bad idea. Then you have one to plant on the so called victim before the authorities arrive

 

[Qky75]

The first rule of Cozy Fight Club...

Is don't mess with that ladie's takis?