The Cozy Corner

[Shymidwestgirl]

Are we starting a general Cozy Corner gofundme for bail needs?

We need an attorney in our group too.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

You know? This makes me sound crazy. Explains a lot of what he says about me though.....

so basically he just says you're fucking perfect just the way you are?

 

[KatieKulka32]

Are we starting a general Cozy Corner gofundme for bail needs?

We could break them out too...

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Nahh- you’re not crazy just passionate and a “little” territorial. Plus you stand united for your girls.

I'm going to tell hubby I'm not crazy and see what he says.

 

[Stephie02]

I have a friend and she always says, quote

"Bitch I'm Mexican, I'll cut you"

Its smart to believe her

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

We could break them out too...

I'm also pretty enough to get tossed in jail so I can finish her off.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

We need an attorney in our group too.

@lilmissdarling but her fee's are crazy!

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

@lilmissdarling but her fee's are crazy!

Can’t put a price on a good lawyer!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I have a friend and she always says, quote

"Bitch I'm Mexican, I'll cut you"

Its smart to believe her

I don't know a single Mexican girl that doesn't have some sort of blade on her

 

[Stephie02]

I don't know a single Mexican girl that doesn't have some sort of blade on her

I would never!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I would never!

Any good attorney will tell you to say that.

You got more experience than you're letting on.... Tsk tsk tsk

 

[Orwellian69]

The first rule of Cozy Fight Club...

 

[KatieKulka32]

I don't know a single Mexican girl that doesn't have some sort of blade on her

Carrying 2 blades isn't a bad idea. Then you have one to plant on the so called victim before the authorities arrive

 

[Qky75]

The first rule of Cozy Fight Club...

Is don't mess with that ladie's takis?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Carrying 2 blades isn't a bad idea. Then you have one to plant on the so called victim before the authorities arrive

Someone gets it!

 

[wwot40]

Chica, at that point I'm fighting every bitch who isn't in our friend group! You just got to tell me to stop of I'm ending in prison or the hospital.

You know? This makes me sound crazy. Explains a lot of what he says about me though.....

Not crazy, just committed.

 

[wwot40]

Someone gets it!

Plausible deniability is important!

 

[KatieKulka32]

Not crazy, just committed.

Committed where?!?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Committed where?!?

Past tense. I got out for good behavior. My macaroni art was top notch and had no violent images.

 

[wwot40]

Committed where?!?

Just committed.....no institution required.

 

[wwot40]

Past tense. I got out for good behavior. My macaroni art was top notch and had no violent images.

Definitely grounds for early release......

 

[Qky75]

Past tense. I got out for good behavior. My macaroni art was top notch and had no violent images.

Yes, it's best to stay away from things like ketchup and strawberry jam when the macaroni art is part of the metric. It could be interpreted badly.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Past tense. I got out for good behavior. My macaroni art was top notch and had no violent images.

My macaroni art always sucked. I would still be in there

 

[KatieKulka32]

Just committed.....no institution required.

Marriage is an institution. Just saying

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I wont say when this happened but it was after HS.

A friend of mine found that a mutual friend was flirting with her fiancee. I might have had one too many shots (plausible deniability). I throat punched our friend at a party and tossed her into a rose bush, while talking shit the entire time.

She got up, started throwing hands, and we got rushed out by friends right before the police showed up. We're still friends!