Qky75
Over it
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You're not supposed to suck it. You're dreaming too small....you need kielbasa dreams.My macaroni art always sucked. I would still be in there
The Cozy Corner
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LatinaCarmen1980
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Prisoners for life! Cause he ain't going nowhere but 6 feet underMarriage is an institution. Just saying
wwot40
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Yes but the voluntary nature of entering it brings it to a different.....ahh......level!Marriage is an institution. Just saying
KatieKulka32
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Recoils at the thought of getting tossed in a rose bush. OuchI wont say when this happened but it was after HS.
A friend of mine found that a mutual friend was flirting with her fiancee. I might have had one too many shots (plausible deniability). I throat punched our friend at a party and tossed her into a rose bush, while talking shit the entire time.
She got up, started throwing hands, and we got rushed out by friends right before the police showed up. We're still friends!
Bratwurst for me please
Solid_wave
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I don’t feel safe here anymore
LatinaCarmen1980
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When you know, you know. He might not have read the fine print though. My bad his fault.Yes but the voluntary nature of entering it brings it to a different.....ahh......level!
Qky75
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As a German decent man I appreciate your affinity for the less girthy sausage over the Polish ..
KatieKulka32
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Till death do you part I believe are the vows
You lose 50% of your assets in divorce. But gain 100% more bed spaceYes but the voluntary nature of entering it brings it to a different.....ahh......level!
wwot40
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If it was in the fine print then all on him!
wwot40
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Profound thought of the day!Till death do you part I believe are the vows
You lose 50% of your assets in divorce. But gain 100% more bed space
Qky75
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And we're back to fine print!!! Full circle from Cozy's early pages!
wwot40
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What goes around come around!
cocokittysurprise
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I don't have a husband, but when I was partnered, I think I looked mean enough that other women wouldn't even try it LOL
LatinaCarmen1980
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It's all in the eyes! I don't mind flirting. It's fun and harmless. But touch his arm and laugh a bit too much (he's my man and his jokes suck
), and you're going to need a whole hell of a lot more concealer than you own!
cocokittysurprise
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LOLIt's all in the eyes! I don't mind flirting. It's fun and harmless. But touch his arm and laugh a bit too much (he's my man and his jokes suck
Luckily, I've never had to get physical with anyone; my Dominican mother blessed me with a sharp tongue
LatinaCarmen1980
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We had a neighbor, Don Hierro who was Dominican. His wife Maria was an angel when I was pregnant. But wow when Don Hierro pissed her off? Lol. I learned a lot from her!LOL
Luckily, I've never had to get physical with anyone; my Dominican mother blessed me with a sharp tongue
Nylonian
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Swear jar? Horny jar? I'll put a $50 in to get us started.
Qky75
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Horny jar?!? What do you think @SirCorneliusWankumbush is? Made out of money?
Nylonian
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Did him and @Dayhoosier graduate from the same Dad Joke Academy?It's all in the eyes! I don't mind flirting. It's fun and harmless. But touch his arm and laugh a bit too much (he's my man and his jokes suck
Nylonian
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He looks like he inherited a fortune from his father's condom business.
LatinaCarmen1980
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I thought all dads went to the same bad dad joke school!Did him and @Dayhoosier graduate from the same Dad Joke Academy?
KatieKulka32
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I can tell you what he's full of
LatinaCarmen1980
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Is it what you're full off? All that violent flirting is hot btw.I can tell you what he's full of
Nylonian
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Not all Dad Joke Academies are built alike. I think some have more tenured pun professors but others have better quality memes.
KatieKulka32
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I don't know what you're talking aboutIs it what you're full off? All that violent flirting is hot btw.
I'm full of sugar and spice and everything nice
