The Cozy Corner

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Carrying 2 blades isn't a bad idea. Then you have one to plant on the so called victim before the authorities arrive

Someone gets it!

 

[wwot40]

Chica, at that point I'm fighting every bitch who isn't in our friend group! You just got to tell me to stop of I'm ending in prison or the hospital.

You know? This makes me sound crazy. Explains a lot of what he says about me though.....

Not crazy, just committed.

 

[wwot40]

Someone gets it!

Plausible deniability is important!

 

[KatieKulka32]

Not crazy, just committed.

Committed where?!?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Committed where?!?

Past tense. I got out for good behavior. My macaroni art was top notch and had no violent images.

 

[wwot40]

Committed where?!?

Just committed.....no institution required.

 

[wwot40]

Past tense. I got out for good behavior. My macaroni art was top notch and had no violent images.

Definitely grounds for early release......

 

[Qky75]

Past tense. I got out for good behavior. My macaroni art was top notch and had no violent images.

Yes, it's best to stay away from things like ketchup and strawberry jam when the macaroni art is part of the metric. It could be interpreted badly.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Past tense. I got out for good behavior. My macaroni art was top notch and had no violent images.

My macaroni art always sucked. I would still be in there

 

[KatieKulka32]

Just committed.....no institution required.

Marriage is an institution. Just saying

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I wont say when this happened but it was after HS.

A friend of mine found that a mutual friend was flirting with her fiancee. I might have had one too many shots (plausible deniability). I throat punched our friend at a party and tossed her into a rose bush, while talking shit the entire time.

She got up, started throwing hands, and we got rushed out by friends right before the police showed up. We're still friends!

 

[Qky75]

My macaroni art always sucked. I would still be in there

You're not supposed to suck it. You're dreaming too small....you need kielbasa dreams.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Marriage is an institution. Just saying

Prisoners for life! Cause he ain't going nowhere but 6 feet under

 

[wwot40]

Marriage is an institution. Just saying

Yes but the voluntary nature of entering it brings it to a different.....ahh......level!

 

[KatieKulka32]

I wont say when this happened but it was after HS.

A friend of mine found that a mutual friend was flirting with her fiancee. I might have had one too many shots (plausible deniability). I throat punched our friend at a party and tossed her into a rose bush, while talking shit the entire time.

She got up, started throwing hands, and we got rushed out by friends right before the police showed up. We're still friends!

Recoils at the thought of getting tossed in a rose bush. Ouch

You're not supposed to suck it. You're dreaming too small....you need kielbasa dreams.

Bratwurst for me please

 

[Solid_wave]

I don’t feel safe here anymore

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Yes but the voluntary nature of entering it brings it to a different.....ahh......level!

When you know, you know. He might not have read the fine print though. My bad his fault.

 

[Qky75]

Recoils at the thought of getting tossed in a rose bush. Ouch

Bratwurst for me please

As a German decent man I appreciate your affinity for the less girthy sausage over the Polish ..

 

[KatieKulka32]

Prisoners for life! Cause he ain't going nowhere but 6 feet under

Till death do you part I believe are the vows

Yes but the voluntary nature of entering it brings it to a different.....ahh......level!

You lose 50% of your assets in divorce. But gain 100% more bed space

 

[wwot40]

When you know, you know. He might not have read the fine print though. My bad his fault.

If it was in the fine print then all on him!

 

[wwot40]

Till death do you part I believe are the vows

You lose 50% of your assets in divorce. But gain 100% more bed space

Profound thought of the day!

 

[Qky75]

When you know, you know. He might not have read the fine print though. My bad his fault.

And we're back to fine print!!! Full circle from Cozy's early pages!

 

[wwot40]

And we're back to fine print!!! Full circle from Cozy's early pages!

What goes around come around!

 

[cocokittysurprise]

I'm the stereotypical Latina that takes off her earrings to beat down a bitch that hits on my husband. This also explains my familiarity with orange jumpsuits.... But I digress.

I don't have a husband, but when I was partnered, I think I looked mean enough that other women wouldn't even try it LOL

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I don't have a husband, but when I was partnered, I think I looked mean enough that other women wouldn't even try it LOL

It's all in the eyes! I don't mind flirting. It's fun and harmless. But touch his arm and laugh a bit too much (he's my man and his jokes suck ), and you're going to need a whole hell of a lot more concealer than you own!