LOLIt's all in the eyes! I don't mind flirting. It's fun and harmless. But touch his arm and laugh a bit too much (he's my man and his jokes suck), and you're going to need a whole hell of a lot more concealer than you own!
We had a neighbor, Don Hierro who was Dominican. His wife Maria was an angel when I was pregnant. But wow when Don Hierro pissed her off? Lol. I learned a lot from her!LOL
Luckily, I've never had to get physical with anyone; my Dominican mother blessed me with a sharp tongue
Swear jar? Horny jar? I'll put a $50 in to get us started.
Horny jar?!? What do you think @SirCorneliusWankumbush is? Made out of money?
Did him and @Dayhoosier graduate from the same Dad Joke Academy?It's all in the eyes! I don't mind flirting. It's fun and harmless. But touch his arm and laugh a bit too much (he's my man and his jokes suck
He looks like he inherited a fortune from his father's condom business.
I thought all dads went to the same bad dad joke school!Did him and @Dayhoosier graduate from the same Dad Joke Academy?
I can tell you what he's full of
Is it what you're full off? All that violent flirting is hot btw.I can tell you what he's full of
Not all Dad Joke Academies are built alike. I think some have more tenured pun professors but others have better quality memes.
I don't know what you're talking aboutIs it what you're full off? All that violent flirting is hot btw.
So that's what I tasted!I don't know what you're talking about
I'm full of sugar and spice and everything nice
Oh no...there are definitely different levels of dad jokes!
Top of my classDid him and @Dayhoosier graduate from the same Dad Joke Academy?
During the race last week we were walking through a town early in the morning. The town has an outdoor stage for I assume bands and community theatre and whatever. Anyway there was a plaque that in quotes said "a woman's strength is in her tongue"LOL
Luckily, I've never had to get physical with anyone; my Dominican mother blessed me with a sharp tongue
Fuck.
If were choosing....
I want.... oh. Wait.
I want like.... a summer sausage...How about State Champion Bratwurst? We know our brats in Wisco.
Would you care for some sausage, milady?
I've been mostly absent for a few days. I'm just going to try and hang out on my bean bag tomorrow and see if I can keep up.
Well it is very nice having you back Daisy!I've been mostly absent for a few days. I'm just going to try and hang out on my bean bag tomorrow and see if I can keep up.
Pretty sure that's a Powerpuff Girls reference.
Makes sense.......I think!
