The Cozy Corner

[LordofDargaardkeep]

He's self conscious of his large nose mole? He knows his onion breath could strip paint off steel? He doesn't exist?

I am bigger, meaner, well armed, have lots of place to hide the evidence, he wants to see his family again... I mean there is a lot

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

At least you didn't start talking crap about the President to him!

Or "well if I were in charge and didn't have my head up my ass..."

I used to talk crap about my boss to his boss. He just laughed and said nothing. Now my old boss is his boss. Guess he should have done something about him then!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

If I got off from the abuse I'd be a mummy by now.

Whatever helps you sleep at night Carmen.

Yeah, yeah. I'm still pissed at you for passing out after you finished and left me high and dry.

How the fuck do you drink all that beer and not leave me a bottle?!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I am bigger, meaner, well armed, have lots of place to hide the evidence, he wants to see his family again... I mean there is a lot

"Thank you. This concludes our investigation"

Busted now!

 

[PageWriter2]

Because.....

Details!

He's self conscious of his large nose mole? He knows his onion breath could strip paint off steel? He doesn't exist?

C'mon man! Deets!

Because he’s 82 and trusts I will always make him money. I oversea the entire process, yup, I’m that good.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Because he’s 82 and trusts I will always make him money. I oversea the entire process, yup, I’m that good.

suck ass

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Because he’s 82 and trusts I will always make him money. I oversea the entire process, yup, I’m that good.

Señor, this could have been your time to shine and told us you saved his daughter from Chinese corporate spies turned rogue or how you pushed him out of the way of an out of control horse drawn carriage!

 

[KatieKulka32]

Because he’s 82 and trusts I will always make him money. I oversea the entire process, yup, I’m that good.

Woah woah ... A competent and self-motivated employee?!?

You're gonna make the rest of us look bad by comparison

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Woah woah ... A competent and self-motivated employee?!?

You're gonna make the rest of us look bad by comparison

Pfft, you believe him? He's probably his boss's Homer Simpson!

... Donuts...

 

[cheekygirl75]

Pfft, you believe him? He's probably his boss's Homer Simpson!

... Donuts...

Mmmm, now I want a donut

 

[PageWriter2]

Woah woah ... A competent and self-motivated employee?!?

You're gonna make the rest of us look bad by comparison

Yet I’m here as much as anyone. My motivations are prioritized as you can tell.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Mmmm, now I want a donut

I have a large glazed donut here with your name on it. I couldn't possibly finish all of it... You start on one end and I'll meet you in the middle

 

[Qky75]

I have a large glazed donut here with your name on it. I couldn't possibly finish all of it... You start on one end and I'll meet you in the middle

Youre sharing your glazed doughnut?!? Say less....

 

[KatieKulka32]

Pfft, you believe him? He's probably his boss's Homer Simpson!

... Donuts...

Ya his boss picked him for his motivational skills. Everyone has to work a lot harder when he's around

 

[KatieKulka32]

I have a large glazed donut here with your name on it. I couldn't possibly finish all of it... You start on one end and I'll meet you in the middle

Cream filled donut for me please

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Cream filled donut for me please

Well just have to share the creamy filling together.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Yeah, yeah. I'm still pissed at you for passing out after you finished and left me high and dry.

How the fuck do you drink all that beer and not leave me a bottle?!

If you were high and dry after I have a few follow up questions.

Wasn't me because I would have been drinking bourbon Carmen.

 

[PageWriter2]

Now I’m hungry

 

[Jaws82]

I have a large glazed donut here with your name on it. I couldn't possibly finish all of it... You start on one end and I'll meet you in the middle

There is something to be said about a fresh warm glaze.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

There is something to be said about a fresh warm glaze.

Pass me a wet wipe?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Pass me a wet baby wipe?

FIFY

 

[EyesOnHers]

Pass me a wet wipe?

Needing to remove a fresh warm glaze then?

 

[Qky75]

Needing to remove a fresh warm glaze then?

She lives! Whaddup

 

[Jaws82]

Pass me a wet wipe?

Its lemony fresh for your pleasure

 

[EyesOnHers]

She lives! Whaddup

Hey gorge
Heard talk of donuts so waking from my nap to have a little mouthful