The Cozy Corner

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I tend to make point not to click on links by men…

It's not gross.... maybe catchy....

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

It's not gross.... maybe catchy....

Too catchy

 

[metrifonate]

Well that and… (never mind… not sexy)
Just keep in mind I was a sexual health educator

Ah yes. Growth of unwanted microbes

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

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Watched these so already know what NOT TO DO.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Oh don't hold back Katie! Tell us what you really feel!

Oooh I have an audience

@Dayhoosier is also guilty, so not misogynist!

And if we say it three times do you pop up behind? Infront? Off to the side? AFAF.

So I know where to place the spikes.... or target for where boulder will drop.

I spawn right behind you in the dark, Ka-Bar in hand

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Indeed I did…

You're welcome.

 

[RDM97756]

They're just calves, dude. They can't hurt you... Hmm maybe, they can, just not in that way.

Forgive my hesitation after years of the navy; i have stories and images to last 5 lifetimes.

On this site in general i read comments before clicking

 

[wwot40]

Oooh I have an audience

Oh yes you do! I am a keen observer.......with a sarcasm streak a mile wide!

I spawn right behind you in the dark, Ka-Bar in hand

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Forgive my hesitation after years of the navy; i have stories and images to last 5 lifetimes.

On this site in general i read comments before clicking

Seamen are the worst...

 

[Nylonian]

Forgive my hesitation after years of the navy; i have stories and images to last 5 lifetimes.

On this site in general i read comments before clicking

That's 100% fair. I've also seen my fair share but you won't ever get anything overly spicy from me. I like to keep it classy.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Oooh I have an audience

I spawn right behind you in the dark, Ka-Bar in hand

Too bad there were spikes in the ground behind me!

 

[Nylonian]

Oooh I have an audience

I spawn right behind you in the dark, Ka-Bar in hand

So is Australia too far to spawn to or what? Asking for a really good friend...

 

[KatieKulka32]

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine

 

[RDM97756]

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This is a bit out dated… your age is showing. They allow women in ships now. The saying is now designated for submariners. 150 went out 75 couples came back.

 

[RickTango]

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine

Yeah. Dad jokes

 

[KatieKulka32]

Too bad there were spikes in the ground behind me!

You wish

So is Australia too far to spawn to or what? Asking for a really good friend...

Never hurts to try

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine

 

[Nylonian]

Never hurts to try

I'll tell my friend the chances are low then.

 

[wwot40]

Forgive my hesitation after years of the navy; i have stories and images to last 5 lifetimes.

On this site in general i read comments before clicking

 

[metrifonate]

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine

Not my calculus textbook?

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine

 

[Nylonian]

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This is brilliant. I love military humour.

 

[RDM97756]

View attachment 2620397I have not seen this before. Too fucking funny…. Because it is true

 

[KatieKulka32]

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Marines have no concept of the term collateral damage do they?

Not my calculus textbook?

I don't think that's how calc works

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

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Plus we're making fun of each other the whole time.