The Cozy Corner

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine

 

[Nylonian]

Never hurts to try

I'll tell my friend the chances are low then.

 

[wwot40]

Forgive my hesitation after years of the navy; i have stories and images to last 5 lifetimes.

On this site in general i read comments before clicking

 

[metrifonate]

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine

Not my calculus textbook?

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine

 

[Nylonian]

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This is brilliant. I love military humour.

 

[RDM97756]

View attachment 2620397I have not seen this before. Too fucking funny…. Because it is true

 

[KatieKulka32]

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Marines have no concept of the term collateral damage do they?

Not my calculus textbook?

I don't think that's how calc works

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

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Plus we're making fun of each other the whole time.

 

[KatieKulka32]

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Where do you hide a T-Rex on a submarine?

In the small arms locker

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Where do you hide a T-Rex on a submarine?

In the small arms locker

This hit me just right. Now I've got coffee coming out my nose.

 

[Nylonian]

And on that note, I'm off to read my book. Good night Cozy peeps. Happy Friday.

 

[Qky75]

That's 100% fair. I've also seen my fair share but you won't ever get anything overly spicy from me. I like to keep it classy.

Classy is not the qualifier. That's like saying this is quality milk ....sour is a quality. Low and no are both qualities.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

And on that note, I'm off to read my book. Good night Cozy peeps. Happy Friday.

Good night.

 

[KatieKulka32]

And on that note, I'm off to read my book. Good night Cozy peeps. Happy Friday.

Good night to you

 

[Nylonian]

Classy is not the qualifier. That's like saying this is quality milk ....sour is a quality. Low and no are both qualities.

Really?

 

[KatieKulka32]

This hit me just right. Now I've got coffee coming out my nose.

Oops my bad

At least it wasn't coffee

 

[Qky75]

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine

When I tell that joke I say no...my sock. But it only works when the joke is verbal obviously

 

[Dayhoosier]

I was being serious! That's why I write stories. Anything I want can happen

Oh I know and so was j.... I get it

Although when I was writing a lot and teaching creative writing workshop someone pointed out that my protagonists tend to be lonely..... So umm yea maybe I should take your pov when writing

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Where do you hide a T-Rex on a submarine?

In the small arms locker

What is a dinosaur's favorite part of a submarine?

The "prey-scope".

 

[Dayhoosier]

What is a dinosaur's favorite part of a submarine?

The "prey-scope".

This one hurt a little
Half a seal?

 

[RDM97756]

When I tell that joke I say no...my sock. But it only works when the joke is verbal obviously

It is called a deployment sock

 

[HornyKatie1979]

What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue!

 

[Stephie02]

Did anyone click on my link?

After calling me a witch? Don't think so mister

Ok, it might be true

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

This one hurt a little
Half a seal?

Ouch.... here are two others to make up for my disgrace....

Why did the electric car feel discriminated against? Because the rules weren't current.

I'm such a good navigator, a self-driving car once asked me for directions.