The Cozy Corner

[Stephie02]

When I was a kid we had a red bellied newt in our aquarium
We named him Isaac NEWTon

I started this shit early in life

Not a bad idea

I could keep @SirCorneliusWankumbush in an aquarium

 

[metrifonate]

Are we out of dinosaur / submarine jokes?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Checks for @LordofDargaardkeep before posting...

All clear .. he is nowhere to be found
plus he has sworn of clicking links forever

 

[Shenanigans90]

Good morning everyone, wishing you all a great Friday!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Did anyone click on my link?

FUCK NO!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

If Apple made an electric car, would it have Windows?

If Samsung and Apple merge together, what will be the new company called?

Sample!

When I was a kid we had a red bellied newt in our aquarium
We named him Isaac NEWTon

I started this shit early in life

OR..... Newton John.

 

[Abramelin123]

I just want to know how you ended up on page 807?

must be the day drinking…

 

[KatieKulka32]

Aee we out od dinosaur / submarine jokes?

Submarine jokes are beneath us ...

 

[Nylonian]

All clear .. he is nowhere to be found
plus he has sworn of clicking links forever

In all fairness. Is seeing legs really that bad or do you just never watch Men's Olympic swimming or anything? I hope this is a sensible question, my friend. Or maybe just MY legs then...

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Total redemption

 

[KatieKulka32]

It's ok, working on turning him into newt, give me a minute

A Newt would be a step up in the Lifeform Hierarchy for him

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

FUCK NO!

Missing out.... it's catchy and @MidwestPrincess23 vouches that!

 

[Dayhoosier]

Submarine jokes are beneath us ...

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Missing out.... it's catchy and @MidwestPrincess23 vouches that!

I said catchy... not good

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Aee we out od dinosaur / submarine jokes?

That's prehistoric news.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

A Newt would be a step up in the Lifeform Hierarchy for him

Your existence proves that intelligent design doesn’t exist.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Your existence proves that intelligent design doesn’t exist.

Yikes

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I said catchy... not good

I NEVER said anything about good... you could have left that out!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Yikes

After her lifeform hierarchy diss.... well deserved.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Aee we out od dinosaur / submarine jokes?

Nope

 

[KatieKulka32]

Your existence proves that intelligent design doesn’t exist.

When they built you they broke the mold and prayed for forgiveness from all the major and minor deities

Yikes

Eh, that's 3/10 insult

 

[Dayhoosier]

When they built you they broke the mold and prayed for forgiveness from all the major and minor deities

Eh, that's 3/10 insult

Reversal! Two points

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

In all fairness. Is seeing legs really that bad or do you just never watch Men's Olympic swimming or anything? I hope this is a sensible question, my friend. Or maybe just MY legs then...

No, seeing legs isn't bad for me. It was more the context of the pic, you were in a bathtub ..
I don't watch the Olympics unless its maybe the powerlifters or archery, precision shooting or maybe them throwing something.
Don't mind me, I am just one of those old knuckle dragging cavemen thats spent to much time in redneck biker bars.
I have no issue with you or anyone else, I am just feral and talk a lot of shit.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

No, seeing legs isn't bad for me. It was more the context of the pic, you were in a bathtub ..
I don't watch the Olympics unless its maybe the powerlifters or archery, precision shooting or maybe them throwing something.
Don't mind me, I am just one of those old knuckle dragging cavemen thats spent to much time in redneck biker bars.
I have no issue with you or anyone else, I am just feral and talk a lot of shit.

Where's @Shymidwestgirl when we need her. Gotta get that tough outer shell broken through every morning...

 

[EyesOnHers]

Ouch.... here are two others to make up for my disgrace....

Why did the electric car feel discriminated against? Because the rules weren't current.

I'm such a good navigator, a self-driving car once asked me for directions.

They do not.

Total redemption

WTF?