The Cozy Corner

[KatieKulka32]

After calling me a witch? Don't think so mister

Ok, it might be true

He thinks you're a witch and proceeds to antogonize you.

Not the best plan if you ask me

 

[Dayhoosier]

Ouch.... here are two others to make up for my disgrace....

Why did the electric car feel discriminated against? Because the rules weren't current.

I'm such a good navigator, a self-driving car once asked me for directions.

Total redemption

 

[KatieKulka32]

Oh I know and so was j.... I get it

Although when I was writing a lot and teaching creative writing workshop someone pointed out that my protagonists tend to be lonely..... So umm yea maybe I should take your pov when writing

Maybe your protagonists were just in search of something or someone ...

 

[Dayhoosier]

Maybe your protagonists were just in search of something or someone ...

Every time for sure

 

[Stephie02]

He thinks you're a witch and proceeds to antogonize you.

Not the best plan if you ask me

It's ok, working on turning him into newt, give me a minute

 

[KatieKulka32]

If Apple made an electric car, would it have Windows?

 

[Abramelin123]

Good. Just got back from day drinking at a local brewery.

Enjoy your relaxation

what is day drinking?

 

[Dayhoosier]

It's ok, working on turning him into newt, give me a minute

When I was a kid we had a red bellied newt in our aquarium
We named him Isaac NEWTon

I started this shit early in life

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

He thinks you're a witch and proceeds to antogonize you.

Not the best plan if you ask me

Of course you turn on me!

It's ok, working on turning him into newt, give me a minute

 

[Shenanigans90]

Don't you think he should get a say in whether he wants us all exciting him this weekend?

@Shenanigans90 your call...

Yes! I will take one for the cozy team. I’m selfless like that.

 

[KatieKulka32]

what is day drinking?

I just want to know how you ended up on page 807?

 

[Stephie02]

When I was a kid we had a red bellied newt in our aquarium
We named him Isaac NEWTon

I started this shit early in life

Not a bad idea

I could keep @SirCorneliusWankumbush in an aquarium

 

[metrifonate]

Are we out of dinosaur / submarine jokes?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Checks for @LordofDargaardkeep before posting...

All clear .. he is nowhere to be found
plus he has sworn of clicking links forever

 

[Shenanigans90]

Good morning everyone, wishing you all a great Friday!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Did anyone click on my link?

FUCK NO!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

If Apple made an electric car, would it have Windows?

If Samsung and Apple merge together, what will be the new company called?

Sample!

When I was a kid we had a red bellied newt in our aquarium
We named him Isaac NEWTon

I started this shit early in life

OR..... Newton John.

 

[Abramelin123]

I just want to know how you ended up on page 807?

must be the day drinking…

 

[KatieKulka32]

Aee we out od dinosaur / submarine jokes?

Submarine jokes are beneath us ...

 

[Nylonian]

All clear .. he is nowhere to be found
plus he has sworn of clicking links forever

In all fairness. Is seeing legs really that bad or do you just never watch Men's Olympic swimming or anything? I hope this is a sensible question, my friend. Or maybe just MY legs then...

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Total redemption

 

[KatieKulka32]

It's ok, working on turning him into newt, give me a minute

A Newt would be a step up in the Lifeform Hierarchy for him

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

FUCK NO!

Missing out.... it's catchy and @MidwestPrincess23 vouches that!

 

[Dayhoosier]

Submarine jokes are beneath us ...

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Missing out.... it's catchy and @MidwestPrincess23 vouches that!

I said catchy... not good