The Cozy Corner

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Aee we out od dinosaur / submarine jokes?

That's prehistoric news.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

A Newt would be a step up in the Lifeform Hierarchy for him

Your existence proves that intelligent design doesn’t exist.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Your existence proves that intelligent design doesn’t exist.

Yikes

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I said catchy... not good

I NEVER said anything about good... you could have left that out!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Yikes

After her lifeform hierarchy diss.... well deserved.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Aee we out od dinosaur / submarine jokes?

Nope

 

[KatieKulka32]

Your existence proves that intelligent design doesn’t exist.

When they built you they broke the mold and prayed for forgiveness from all the major and minor deities

Yikes

Eh, that's 3/10 insult

 

[Dayhoosier]

When they built you they broke the mold and prayed for forgiveness from all the major and minor deities

Eh, that's 3/10 insult

Reversal! Two points

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

In all fairness. Is seeing legs really that bad or do you just never watch Men's Olympic swimming or anything? I hope this is a sensible question, my friend. Or maybe just MY legs then...

No, seeing legs isn't bad for me. It was more the context of the pic, you were in a bathtub ..
I don't watch the Olympics unless its maybe the powerlifters or archery, precision shooting or maybe them throwing something.
Don't mind me, I am just one of those old knuckle dragging cavemen thats spent to much time in redneck biker bars.
I have no issue with you or anyone else, I am just feral and talk a lot of shit.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

No, seeing legs isn't bad for me. It was more the context of the pic, you were in a bathtub ..
I don't watch the Olympics unless its maybe the powerlifters or archery, precision shooting or maybe them throwing something.
Don't mind me, I am just one of those old knuckle dragging cavemen thats spent to much time in redneck biker bars.
I have no issue with you or anyone else, I am just feral and talk a lot of shit.

Where's @Shymidwestgirl when we need her. Gotta get that tough outer shell broken through every morning...

 

[EyesOnHers]

Ouch.... here are two others to make up for my disgrace....

Why did the electric car feel discriminated against? Because the rules weren't current.

I'm such a good navigator, a self-driving car once asked me for directions.

They do not.

Total redemption

WTF?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Where's @Shymidwestgirl when we need her. Gotta get that tough outer shell broken through every morning...

Why you wanna make me blush?
You know that hurts my face

 

[EyesOnHers]

If Apple made an electric car, would it have Windows?

@SirCorneliusWankumbush and @Dayhoosier this is a funny joke

 

[ScarletDaisy]

They do not.


WTF?

@SirCorneliusWankumbush and @Dayhoosier this is a funny joke

Preach!

 

[Dayhoosier]

@SirCorneliusWankumbush and @Dayhoosier this is a funny joke

Things I've never claimed:
Intelligence
Intuitiveness
Good sense of humor
Physical beauty

But I appreciate your attempt to enlighten me
I think if you ask around you'd find it's pretty futile though

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

When they built you they broke the mold and prayed for forgiveness from all the major and minor deities

Eh, that's 3/10 insult

If brains were gasoline you couldn't get and ant on a go-cart half way around a cheerio, and if zombies tried eating your brains, they’d starve.

 

[Abramelin123]

what is day drinking?

I drank constantly. Day night afternoon. I got up to pee at 3AM and downed 2/3 bottle of wine and went back to bed.

 

[wwot40]

This is brilliant. I love military humour.

I love this one!

 

[wwot40]

Marines have no concept of the term collateral damage do they?

Not one iota!

I don't think that's how calc works

 

[wwot40]

Plus we're making fun of each other the whole time.

That is more than half the joy in this. The discussion the other day of English v. American brought that meme to mind. Even within the same language we have differences!

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Damn. I just fell for it.

I had a co-worker reach out with a friendly good morning.... no request attached. So I responded, thinking it was just an honest happy Friday... Then came the data pull request.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

They do not.


WTF?

@SirCorneliusWankumbush and @Dayhoosier this is a funny joke

Just because you can't drink Prosecco until AFTER WORK doesn't mean you gotta take it out on us.

And you laughed at most of my jokes.... so ha!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Damn. I just fell for it.

I had a co-worker reach out with a friendly good morning.... no request attached. So I responded, thinking it was just an honest happy Friday... Then came the data pull request.

Serves you right for agreeing @Dayhoosier and I aren't funny!

 

[Stephie02]

Nope
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Not sure if I'd wanna slide down @SirCorneliusWankumbush

 

[KatieKulka32]

If brains were gasoline you couldn't get and ant on a go-cart half way around a cheerio, and if zombies tried eating your brains, they’d starve.

So I could single handily stop a zombie apocalypse?

Cool.