The Cozy Corner

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Where's @Shymidwestgirl when we need her. Gotta get that tough outer shell broken through every morning...

Why you wanna make me blush?
You know that hurts my face

 

[EyesOnHers]

If Apple made an electric car, would it have Windows?

@SirCorneliusWankumbush and @Dayhoosier this is a funny joke

 

[ScarletDaisy]

They do not.


WTF?

@SirCorneliusWankumbush and @Dayhoosier this is a funny joke

Preach!

 

[Dayhoosier]

@SirCorneliusWankumbush and @Dayhoosier this is a funny joke

Things I've never claimed:
Intelligence
Intuitiveness
Good sense of humor
Physical beauty

But I appreciate your attempt to enlighten me
I think if you ask around you'd find it's pretty futile though

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

When they built you they broke the mold and prayed for forgiveness from all the major and minor deities

Eh, that's 3/10 insult

If brains were gasoline you couldn't get and ant on a go-cart half way around a cheerio, and if zombies tried eating your brains, they’d starve.

 

[Abramelin123]

what is day drinking?

I drank constantly. Day night afternoon. I got up to pee at 3AM and downed 2/3 bottle of wine and went back to bed.

 

[wwot40]

This is brilliant. I love military humour.

I love this one!

 

[wwot40]

Marines have no concept of the term collateral damage do they?

Not one iota!

I don't think that's how calc works

 

[wwot40]

Plus we're making fun of each other the whole time.

That is more than half the joy in this. The discussion the other day of English v. American brought that meme to mind. Even within the same language we have differences!

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Damn. I just fell for it.

I had a co-worker reach out with a friendly good morning.... no request attached. So I responded, thinking it was just an honest happy Friday... Then came the data pull request.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

They do not.


WTF?

@SirCorneliusWankumbush and @Dayhoosier this is a funny joke

Just because you can't drink Prosecco until AFTER WORK doesn't mean you gotta take it out on us.

And you laughed at most of my jokes.... so ha!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Damn. I just fell for it.

I had a co-worker reach out with a friendly good morning.... no request attached. So I responded, thinking it was just an honest happy Friday... Then came the data pull request.

Serves you right for agreeing @Dayhoosier and I aren't funny!

 

[Stephie02]

Nope
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Not sure if I'd wanna slide down @SirCorneliusWankumbush

 

[KatieKulka32]

If brains were gasoline you couldn't get and ant on a go-cart half way around a cheerio, and if zombies tried eating your brains, they’d starve.

So I could single handily stop a zombie apocalypse?

Cool.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Not sure if I'd wanna slide down @SirCorneliusWankumbush

I would make you land on the GO TO JAIL block EVERY time.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Just because you can't drink Prosecco until AFTER WORK doesn't mean you gotta take it out on us.

And you laughed at most of my jokes.... so ha!

I have now finished work so I'll do what I goddamn please!
Yes it will soon involve Prosecco

and okay... some were funny

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I have now finished work so I'll do what I goddamn please!
Yes it will soon involve Prosecco

and okay... some where funny

I still have until 4pm, then it's prosecco time!

 

[Dayhoosier]

I still have until 4pm, then it's prosecco time!

I feel like an outsider with my bourbon and beer. I've never even had prosecco

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

So I could single handily stop a zombie apocalypse?

Cool.

You're taking the wrong thing from this.... but yes.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Yes! I will take one for the cozy team. I’m selfless like that.

In that case, I now have weekend plans

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I feel like an outsider with my bourbon and beer. I've never even had prosecco

It's what ladies drink. When we is being posh, innit.

 

[Dayhoosier]

It's what ladies drink. When we is being posh, innit.

Well I'm neither a lady nor posh so I guess I'm safe

 

[Stephie02]

I would make you land on the GO TO JAIL block EVERY time.

Its because I'm Latina isn't it?

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I have now finished work so I'll do what I goddamn please!
Yes it will soon involve Prosecco

and okay... some where funny

Atta girl!

Glad you admitted it.

 

[metrifonate]

Nope
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I'm a bit of a dinosaur, you can slide down me.