The Cozy Corner

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Cool...
I'll leave the stabby time to you
But I'm claiming dibs on the tasers and shock collars!

I'm a greedy bitch but I also love you. I'll bring the cattle prod.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

That's aggressive and just yesterday you were *checks notes*
Not as much

I'm surprised the pages of your notebook haven't stuck together yet.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Measure once, cut twice.

Repeat as needed.

 

[Dayhoosier]

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I need additional incentives.... he's sullying MY coconut with the cheesecake.

Why does it have to be combined? Like can't we make multiple desserts or am I the only one here who like cooking..... We can have a cheesecake....we can have coconut cream pie or magic bars or even homemade toasted coconut ice cream

Everyone wins

I'll do the dishes .....there'll be a lot

 

[EyesOnHers]

That's aggressive and just yesterday you were *checks notes*
Not as much

I did say nobody called me posh when I was drinking Prosecco

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Measure once, cut twice.

Repeat as needed.

Or... And just hear me out.

Fuck the measuring. Just cut, and cut, and cut, and cut, and cut.....

And then you pour the salt...

 

[Dayhoosier]

I'm surprised the pages of your notebook haven't stuck together yet.

Bold of you to assume they haven't

 

[Dayhoosier]

I did say nobody called me posh when I was drinking Prosecco

You know what...you definitely did. SEE....this is why I have to take notes.
The minute I don't...

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Why does it have to be combined? Like can't we make multiple desserts or am I the only one here who like cooking..... We can have a cheesecake....we can have coconut cream pie or magic bars or even homemade toasted coconut ice cream

Everyone wins

I'll do the dishes .....there'll be a lot

So everyone is happy? I mean that could work.

I'm still stabbing someone though.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Or... And just hear me out.

Fuck the measuring. Just cut, and cut, and cut, and cut, and cut.....

And then you pour the salt...

Passes the lemon juice

 

[jason28053]

I did say nobody called me posh when I was drinking Prosecco

Prosecco seems to be very popular! Noted!

 

[Dayhoosier]

So everyone is happy? I mean that could work.

I'm still stabbing someone though.

Well can you at least hold off until I finish the dishes?

 

[EyesOnHers]

Bold of you to assume they haven't

Making those cream pies I assume

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Well can you at least hold off until I finish the dishes?

Papi, this isn't about what you want.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Making those cream pies I assume

I mean yea what else would be?
Huh ma'am? Why else?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Making those cream pies I assume

He is pretty good at that.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Papi, this isn't about what you want.

Oh listen I definitely learned THAT a long time ago

 

[KatieKulka32]

Passes the lemon juice

I got hot sauce

 

[Dayhoosier]

I got hot sauce

*Quietly moves toward the door*

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Making those cream pies I assume

Hmmm, may skip the dessert, come to think on it.

 

[jason28053]

*Quietly moves toward the door*

I would run …

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I would run …

But he won't.

Slowly pulls tank top up.

 

[Dayhoosier]

But he won't.

Slowly pulls tank top up.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Hmmm, may skip the dessert, come to think on it.

Y'all wowing me... But no coconut, no hidden protein.

Protein shots should be properly enjoyed

 

[Stephie02]

I love you, my beautiful friend but I must insist that any meaningful stabby time must be done with full on eye contact. Nothing quite as satisfying as watching their eyes widen as the horrifying truth that you stabbed them hits them seconds before the pain does.

That's what I was saying! Quieter, more personal, and less expected!