The Cozy Corner

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Fine.

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You were partaking in the coconut cheesecake so you are being stabbed to!

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Ruining my cheesecake with coconut too!

This coconut slander will not do, dang it!

*stomps feet*

 

[EyesOnHers]

As your friend, I must advise against considering anything but the style of knife to stabby stab. Otherwise, he'll never learn.

Hairpins?
They won't know what's hit them until you are long gone

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

You were partaking in the coconut cheesecake so you are being stabbed to!

Not like it's the first time I've been stabbed.

You're such a baby!

 

[HornyKatie1979]

This coconut slander will not do, dang it!

*stomps feet*

I do like coconut, just not in a cheesecake, if that's ok

 

[ScarletDaisy]

We can make coconut cheescake..... then almost everyone wins.View attachment 2620415

You ruined the cheesecake.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Hairpins?
They won't know what's hit them until you are long gone

I love you, my beautiful friend but I must insist that any meaningful stabby time must be done with full on eye contact. Nothing quite as satisfying as watching their eyes widen as the horrifying truth that you stabbed them hits them seconds before the pain does.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You were the one to introduce coconut cheesecake... you kinda asked for it.

And I promise to consider the idea of not engaging in a stabby stab.

Aka I'm still getting stabbed.

What if I sweetened the deal with a coffee as well?

And he's sullying MY cheesecake with coconut.

What kind of idiot would combine the two?

*stares at @SirCorneliusWankumbush *

I didn't see your name on this cheesecake!!

Plus woukd you really want it on coconut cheesecake?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I can't believe that it's a picture of cheesecake (if one can call it that) that sinks this ship.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I can't believe that it's a picture of cheesecake (if one can call it that) that sinks this ship.

I'm just in a stabby mood.

 

[EyesOnHers]

I love you, my beautiful friend but I must insist that any meaningful stabby time must be done with full on eye contact. Nothing quite as satisfying as watching their eyes widen as the horrifying truth that you stabbed them hits them seconds before the pain does.

Cool...
I'll leave the stabby time to you
But I'm claiming dibs on the tasers and shock collars!

 

[jason28053]

I love you, my beautiful friend but I must insist that any meaningful stabby time must be done with full on eye contact. Nothing quite as satisfying as watching their eyes widen as the horrifying truth that you stabbed them hits them seconds before the pain does.

Que Billy Joel here she cuts you once she cuts you twice

 

[Dayhoosier]

The stabby stab builds character. Stop your crying!

 

[jason28053]

Cool...
I'll leave the stabby time to you
But I'm claiming dibs on the tasers and shock collars!

 

[Dayhoosier]

Cool...
I'll leave the stabby time to you
But I'm claiming dibs on the tasers and shock collars!

That's aggressive and just yesterday you were *checks notes*
Not as much

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Cool...
I'll leave the stabby time to you
But I'm claiming dibs on the tasers and shock collars!

I'm a greedy bitch but I also love you. I'll bring the cattle prod.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

That's aggressive and just yesterday you were *checks notes*
Not as much

I'm surprised the pages of your notebook haven't stuck together yet.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Measure once, cut twice.

Repeat as needed.

 

[Dayhoosier]

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I need additional incentives.... he's sullying MY coconut with the cheesecake.

Why does it have to be combined? Like can't we make multiple desserts or am I the only one here who like cooking..... We can have a cheesecake....we can have coconut cream pie or magic bars or even homemade toasted coconut ice cream

Everyone wins

I'll do the dishes .....there'll be a lot

 

[EyesOnHers]

That's aggressive and just yesterday you were *checks notes*
Not as much

I did say nobody called me posh when I was drinking Prosecco

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Measure once, cut twice.

Repeat as needed.

Or... And just hear me out.

Fuck the measuring. Just cut, and cut, and cut, and cut, and cut.....

And then you pour the salt...

 

[Dayhoosier]

I'm surprised the pages of your notebook haven't stuck together yet.

Bold of you to assume they haven't

 

[Dayhoosier]

I did say nobody called me posh when I was drinking Prosecco

You know what...you definitely did. SEE....this is why I have to take notes.
The minute I don't...

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Why does it have to be combined? Like can't we make multiple desserts or am I the only one here who like cooking..... We can have a cheesecake....we can have coconut cream pie or magic bars or even homemade toasted coconut ice cream

Everyone wins

I'll do the dishes .....there'll be a lot

So everyone is happy? I mean that could work.

I'm still stabbing someone though.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Or... And just hear me out.

Fuck the measuring. Just cut, and cut, and cut, and cut, and cut.....

And then you pour the salt...

Passes the lemon juice