The Cozy Corner

[cocokittysurprise]

Well, you said we can have your slice, right? So, if you see smiling as I enjoy your slice.... That would make you happy, right?

I need additional incentives.... he's sullying MY coconut with the cheesecake.

 

[metrifonate]

Cheesy coconuts?

 

[jason28053]

Didn't wanna brag....

Not a single one of your emojis work!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

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I need additional incentives.... he's sullying MY coconut with the cheesecake.

Fine.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Reason why I said "almost everyone"

I'll have a coconut pie as well if you promise not to stabby stab.

You were the one to introduce coconut cheesecake... you kinda asked for it.

And I promise to consider the idea of not engaging in a stabby stab.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

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I need additional incentives.... he's sullying MY coconut with the cheesecake.

Ruining my cheesecake with coconut too!

 

[jason28053]

Noooo...
This is an abomination.
Love cheesecake... why ruin it with coconut

I agree so I’ll take the coconut for you

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Noooo...
This is an abomination.
Love cheesecake... why ruin it with coconut

Because I can!

*hands you glass of Prosecco to make up*

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Noooo...
This is an abomination.
Love cheesecake... why ruin it with coconut

**Telenovela gasp**

An affront, I say!

 

[EyesOnHers]

I need additional incentives.... he's sullying MY coconut with the cheesecake.

And he's sullying MY cheesecake with coconut.

What kind of idiot would combine the two?

*stares at @SirCorneliusWankumbush *

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

You were the one to introduce coconut cheesecake... you kinda asked for it.

And I promise to consider the idea of not engaging in a stabby stab.

As your friend, I must advise against considering anything but the style of knife to stabby stab. Otherwise, he'll never learn.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Fine.

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You were partaking in the coconut cheesecake so you are being stabbed to!

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Ruining my cheesecake with coconut too!

This coconut slander will not do, dang it!

*stomps feet*

 

[EyesOnHers]

As your friend, I must advise against considering anything but the style of knife to stabby stab. Otherwise, he'll never learn.

Hairpins?
They won't know what's hit them until you are long gone

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

You were partaking in the coconut cheesecake so you are being stabbed to!

Not like it's the first time I've been stabbed.

You're such a baby!

 

[HornyKatie1979]

This coconut slander will not do, dang it!

*stomps feet*

I do like coconut, just not in a cheesecake, if that's ok

 

[ScarletDaisy]

We can make coconut cheescake..... then almost everyone wins.View attachment 2620415

You ruined the cheesecake.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Hairpins?
They won't know what's hit them until you are long gone

I love you, my beautiful friend but I must insist that any meaningful stabby time must be done with full on eye contact. Nothing quite as satisfying as watching their eyes widen as the horrifying truth that you stabbed them hits them seconds before the pain does.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You were the one to introduce coconut cheesecake... you kinda asked for it.

And I promise to consider the idea of not engaging in a stabby stab.

Aka I'm still getting stabbed.

What if I sweetened the deal with a coffee as well?

And he's sullying MY cheesecake with coconut.

What kind of idiot would combine the two?

*stares at @SirCorneliusWankumbush *

I didn't see your name on this cheesecake!!

Plus woukd you really want it on coconut cheesecake?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I can't believe that it's a picture of cheesecake (if one can call it that) that sinks this ship.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I can't believe that it's a picture of cheesecake (if one can call it that) that sinks this ship.

I'm just in a stabby mood.

 

[EyesOnHers]

I love you, my beautiful friend but I must insist that any meaningful stabby time must be done with full on eye contact. Nothing quite as satisfying as watching their eyes widen as the horrifying truth that you stabbed them hits them seconds before the pain does.

Cool...
I'll leave the stabby time to you
But I'm claiming dibs on the tasers and shock collars!

 

[jason28053]

I love you, my beautiful friend but I must insist that any meaningful stabby time must be done with full on eye contact. Nothing quite as satisfying as watching their eyes widen as the horrifying truth that you stabbed them hits them seconds before the pain does.

Que Billy Joel here she cuts you once she cuts you twice

 

[Dayhoosier]

The stabby stab builds character. Stop your crying!

 

[jason28053]

Cool...
I'll leave the stabby time to you
But I'm claiming dibs on the tasers and shock collars!