The Cozy Corner

[RDM97756]

Some imaginative British terms for male masturbation, AKA, wanking.

1. Bashing the bishop
2. Flogging the dolphin
3. Cleaning the pipes of my pink oboe
4. Roughing up the suspect
5. Choking Kojak

What about petting the 1 eyed, purple headed, yogurt shooter?

Oh wait that might be american….

 

[CJamarous]

Oh evening was good if I do say myself

Nice! What shenanigans did you manage to get into?!

 

[EyesOnHers]

What about petting the 1 eyed, purple headed, yogurt shooter?

Oh wait that might be american….

Nah... we got that here too!

 

[wwot40]

Nah... we got that here too!

It does seem rather universal!

 

[ScarletDaisy]

So.... What'd I miss?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

What about petting the 1 eyed, purple headed, yogurt shooter?

Oh wait that might be american….

I recall something about Rubbling the Barney. Or maybe I'm confused.

 

[Ramkhadak]

So.... What'd I miss?

A heart beat

 

[metrifonate]

So.... What'd I miss?

A bar fight, multicoloured pens and Tenacious D

 

[ScarletDaisy]

A bar fight, multicoloured pens and Tenacious D

I'm glad I missed the bar fight.

 

[dawn_of_night]

The pens are now available in mulitcolours! Mind blown
https://ibb.co/8g694N2w
https://ibb.co/r2Tcsmb4

Yeessss..... so fucking cool.... and they have ones with metallic barrels.... like extra exclusive limited edition....
I also have one that has lead as an option!!!

 

[jason28053]

So.... What'd I miss?

Cool names for wanking. British and American. Feel free to contribute

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

A bar fight, multicoloured pens and Tenacious D

I missed the bar fight? WTF... My soul mission in life and it escaped me.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I missed the bar fight? WTF... My soul mission in life and it escaped me.

But the pens.... did you see the pens....

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

But the pens.... did you see the pens....

were they used as weapons in the bar fight?
Where is all this information posted?
If its more than two pages back its dead to me...
Is that @Dayhoosier dude around? He keeps notes. He can fill me in.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Off to mow...ugh
Then a good run
Then make dinner

 

[dawn_of_night]

were they used as weapons in the bar fight?
Where is all this information posted?
If its more than two pages back its dead to me...
Is that @Dayhoosier dude around? He keeps notes. He can fill me in.

I would have shown you....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Off to mow...ugh

Still?

Then a good run
Then make dinner

 

[Dayhoosier]

Still?

It was raining this morning had to wait

 

[dawn_of_night]

It was raining this morning had to wait

Ooh. Ok.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Nice! What shenanigans did you manage to get into?!

Oh that's classified to protect the innocent

 

[mobleedzblue]

Good afternoon and happy weekend Cozy!

 

[RDM97756]

I recall something about Rubbling the Barney. Or maybe I'm confused.

You do not sound confused to me . Sounds like you are tracking

 

[cheekygirl75]

Not even a full page since I was last here! What's up with that, Coziers?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Not even a full page since I was last here! What's up with that, Coziers?

We're either hung over, doing yard work, or just GP tired.

How are you doing? Dad doing OK (CheekyPops?)?

 

[mobleedzblue]

Not even a full page since I was last here! What's up with that, Coziers?

I just showed up. Sipping a beer in the sun before hitting the shower. Beautiful day here.