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[southern_gal]

Just noticed that the Dr. is now online but for some reason he refuses to come to his thread and help us out. ????

 

[BeachMomma]

Just noticed that the Dr. is now online but for some reason he refuses to come to his thread and help us out. ????

We should PM him. He's needed in the Lit Emergency Room. STAT!

 

[southern_gal]

Here kitty kitty kitty......

 

[Emerson40]

I have a question. I've always had a fantasy of fucking my brother in the ass with a wine bottle. He says he's not interested but I know it's a secret fantasy of his too. How do I get him to let me fuck him in the ass with a wine bottle?

Have you floated this nugget by the Incest is Best thread?

First we must establish one thing. Which end of the wine bottle?

Well you'd best be standing in line with a big old bucket, because I'm sure the arse that's taken that has some major seepage issues.

 

[BeachMomma]

Have you floated this nugget by the Incest is Best thread?

Lovely little play on words, Em.

 

[Emerson40]

Just noticed that the Dr. is now online but for some reason he refuses to come to his thread and help us out. ????

Most of his time has been spent in SRP. Maybe he was just "playing' doctor, and he's one of those method actor types who got all caught up in his role. Thought he was a real doc, with tenure at Genital Hospital. Thought he'd come to How To and help out - Doctors Without Forum Borders.

But the PMs started about herpes flare ups, prepping for anal sex, and questions about wine bottles and other household items orifice bound.

Then her remembered he was just a dude with absolutely no medical credentials, but a city college degree in forum thread-start fail.

 

[laurasunshinegal]

What's the best way to get a fluorescent light tube out of your rectum? Need answer fast.

bbwwwahahahahaha!!