The Drama Dump

[KalIsBack]

*snort*

Luv, Munky, you, what is with you guys wanting the snark?

Snark makes me wet.

Drooling, mind you. It's like mental sex. Gotta come somehow.

 

[luvthedesserts]

That explains you. What about the other two?

Mentally and emotionally dysfunctional? They say it all stems from a limp wee wee.

 

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Mentally and emotionally dysfunctional? They say it all stems from a limp wee wee.

That's ok. That prescription should arrive well before I do.

 

[luvthedesserts]

That's ok. That prescription should arrive well before I do.

Yea, I'm getting some really good offers from a Canadian online pharmacy. Things might be looking up soon.

 

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Yea, I'm getting some really good offers from a Canadian online pharmacy. Things might be looking up soon.

Well, I'm sure he's sick of the view he has now.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Well, I'm sure he's sick of the view he has now.

It's not that bad. He hangs with two decent chaps.

 

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It's not that bad. He hangs with two decent chaps.

I suppose that's true, but seriously, he deserves a bit better than that. Let the poor guy stretch once in a while.

 

[luvthedesserts]

I suppose that's true, but seriously, he deserves a bit better than that. Let the poor guy stretch once in a while.

If I can spare the blood flow, I'll see what I can do. My typing might go to shit, though.

 

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If I can spare the blood flow, I'll see what I can do. My typing might go to shit, though.

Go? Sweetie, it's already there. It usually is. Once I found the code to decipher it, I was fine.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Go? Sweetie, it's already there. It usually is. Once I found the code to decipher it, I was fine.

Hey, some of us can spell, and other are just naturally awesome sexually. Not my fault my genes lean towards sex.

 

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Hey, some of us can spell, and other are just naturally awesome sexually. Not my fault my genes lean towards sex.

I really have no comment for this that won't get me an evil look. So, we'll just go with a smile and a nod.

 

[luvthedesserts]

oh? Do I have to restate the theme of this thread?

Don't start none, if you don't want none.

 

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oh? Do I have to restate the theme of this thread?

Don't start none, if you don't want none.

*poke*

Bring it. Seriously.

 

[luvthedesserts]

*poke*

Bring it. Seriously.

After you gagged on my awesomeness in that other thread? Somebunny ate her bran today.

 

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After you gagged on my awesomeness in that other thread? Somebunny ate her bran today.

You know what I ate today. None of it was bran. And you made a comment about my food choices. I can't help it that I have the appetite of a 5 year old some days.

 

[luvthedesserts]

You know what I ate today. None of it was bran. And you made a comment about my food choices. I can't help it that I have the appetite of a 5 year old some days.

Hey, your diet, my mentality. What can I say. We mesh.

 

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Hey, your diet, my mentality. What can I say. We mesh.

True. We do mesh well. But that's not the point of this thread. It's about finding asinine differences to blow way out of proportion.

 

[luvthedesserts]

True. We do mesh well. But that's not the point of this thread. It's about finding asinine differences to blow way out of proportion.

Wow, a midwest girl using asinine in a sentence. Who knew that was possible? Or was I supposed to focus on the BLOW part?

**like that?**

 

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Wow, a midwest girl using asinine in a sentence. Who knew that was possible? Or was I supposed to focus on the BLOW part?

**like that?**

Ya know, spelling things out for you for an entire year is tiring.

Don't you have a tree to go hug?

 

[luvthedesserts]

Ya know, spelling things out for you for an entire year is tiring.

Don't you have a tree to go hug?

Not my fault my education was mainly pop-up books. Besides, I'm American. I don't need to speak English.

Nice of you to notice how big my "tree" is.

 

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Not my fault my education was mainly pop-up books. Besides, I'm American. I don't need to speak English.

Nice of you to notice how big my "tree" is.

You only talk about how girthy your "tree" is every other damn post.

 

[luvthedesserts]

You only talk about how girthy your "tree" is every other damn post.

Hey, not my fault the role of wicked awesome badass was already taken. We can't all be born with tits. Men have to compensate.

 

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Hey, not my fault the role of wicked awesome badass was already taken. We can't all be born with tits. Men have to compensate.

Yes, but you over-compensate. I'd say it's endearing, but we both know that's just not the case.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Yes, but you over-compensate. I'd say it's endearing, but we both know that's just not the case.

I have to over-compensate. The level of asshatery is beyond my skill set at times. I could always drop a nice shriveled ball sack as my AV.

 

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I have to over-compensate. The level of asshatery is beyond my skill set at times. I could always drop a nice shriveled ball sack as my AV.

Do it, I dare you.