The Drama Dump

[photograph]

be on top....

 

[photograph]

again.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Like I'll complain if you do all the work.

 

[photograph]

Like I'll complain if you do all the work.

I know you won't. That's what the gag is for.

 

[luvthedesserts]

I know you won't. That's what the gag is for.

I thought we were putting something else in my mouth to shut me up.

 

[photograph]

I thought we were putting something else in my mouth to shut me up.

Were we? You change your mind so often, I never know what the plan is...

 

[luvthedesserts]

Were we? You change your mind so often, I never know what the plan is...

Any plan I have goes fuzzy when tits and ass arrive.

 

[photograph]

Any plan I have goes fuzzy when tits and ass arrive.

I have a name, you know.

 

[luvthedesserts]

I have a name, you know.

I'm sure it's a lovely name. I have it written down around here somewhere.

 

[photograph]

I'm sure it's a lovely name. I have it written down around here somewhere.

It's ok. It's not like I'd expect someone of your advanced age to remember those kind of details anyway.

 

[luvthedesserts]

It's ok. It's not like I'd expect someone of your advanced age to remember those kind of details anyway.

The only detail I focus on is if my erection has lasted longer than four hours. The rest is just a blur.

 

[photograph]

The only detail I focus on is if my erection has lasted longer than four hours. The rest is just a blur.

I know, I understand why you keep the timer by the bed now.

 

[luvthedesserts]

I know, I understand why you keep the timer by the bed now.

Hey, if I kick off during sex, it's up to you to get all my mom's panties back in her drawer.

 

[photograph]

Hey, if I kick off during sex, it's up to you to get all my mom's panties back in her drawer.

Nope, I'll put a pair on you and sneak out the back door.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Nope, I'll put a pair on you and sneak out the back door.

"Yep, I'll pull a pair off you and sneak in the back door." Sounds so much better.

 

[photograph]

"Yep, I'll pull a pair off you and sneak in the back door." Sounds so much better.

If you "kick off" during sex, I have no use for you anymore. I'm leaving.

 

[luvthedesserts]

If you "kick off" during sex, I have no use for you anymore. I'm leaving.

If it's during, Mr. Happy will still be "happy." Just sayin.

 

[photograph]

If it's during, Mr. Happy will still be "happy." Just sayin.

I'm not trying to kill you, despite what you think.

 

[luvthedesserts]

I'm not trying to kill you, despite what you think.

So, smothering me with the pillow was just to shut me up?

 

[photograph]

So, smothering me with the pillow was just to shut me up?

Yes, it was. Sex with you would be so much more enjoyable if you didn't talk about penguins.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Yes, it was. Sex with you would be so much more enjoyable if you didn't talk about penguins.

I can't help it. With your pants around your ankles, that's the first thing I thought of.

 

[photograph]

I can't help it. With your pants around your ankles, that's the first thing I thought of.

So, I waddle? I didn't think I was that fat, my god you are so rude sometimes!

 

[luvthedesserts]

So, I waddle? I didn't think I was that fat, my god you are so rude sometimes!

Sometimes? Push the glasses up a bit. You might notice it's always.

 

[photograph]

Sometimes? Push the glasses up a bit. You might notice it's always.

And now I'm dense too??

I'm starting to think I hate you, just a little bit.

 

[luvthedesserts]

And now I'm dense too??

I'm starting to think I hate you, just a little bit.

Hey, you wanted passion. Hate will do. Maybe you'll move a little with a bit of hate in ya.