The Drama Dump

[luvthedesserts]

Do it, I dare you.

I tried. It kept giving me..."image is too big for our parameters."

 

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I tried. It kept giving me..."image is too big for our parameters."

*snort* I'm so sure that was the error.

 

[luvthedesserts]

*snort* I'm so sure that was the error.

I'm a man. We don't make errors, mistakes, wrong turns, etc, etc.

 

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I'm a man. We constantly make errors, mistakes, wrong turns, etc, etc.

I fixed it for you.

 

[luvthedesserts]

You're amazing. So witty, manly, with a perfect cock. Dare I say, the perfect man.

Ditto.

 

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I've really got to stop stealing my mom's panties.

You really shouldn't post such personal things.

 

[luvthedesserts]

You really shouldn't post such personal things.

Hey, the freak in you gets wet from the freak in me. Says more about you really.

 

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Hey, the freak in you gets wet from the freak in me. Says more about you really.

I drew the short straw. Karma really just hates me that much.

 

[luvthedesserts]

I drew the short straw. Karma really just hates me that much.

Drew it, licked it, sucked it, rode it, took it deep. You have a thing for straws.

 

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Drew it, licked it, sucked it, rode it, took it deep. You have a thing for straws.

Did I mention I'm really good at pretending?

 

[luvthedesserts]

Did I mention I'm really good at pretending?

Mmhmm. I heard a rumor you're up for an Academy Award.

 

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Mmhmm. I heard a rumor you're up for an Academy Award.

I am. Being nominated was a shock!

 

[luvthedesserts]

I am. Being nominated was a shock!

Considering the level of fakery amongst your peers, it's quite the accomplishment.

 

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Considering the level of fakery amongst your peers, it's quite the accomplishment.

Well, at least I'm good at something.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Well, at least I'm good at something.

I guess everybody's got one special talent. Pretending to enjoy sex with me seems a bit obscure, but hey, embrace it.

 

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I guess everybody's got one special talent. Pretending to enjoy sex with me seems a bit obscure, but hey, embrace it.

Well, someone has to do it. As I said, short straw.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Well, someone has to do it. As I said, short straw.

And you wonder why he spits at you?

 

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And you wonder why he spits at you?

He spits at you more than he does at me.

 

[luvthedesserts]

He spits at you more than he does at me.

Oh, he absolutely hates me. If the bastard could get Simon And Garfunkel to agree on where to go, he'd run away.

 

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Oh, he absolutely hates me. If the bastard could get Simon And Garfunkel to agree on where to go, he'd run away.

Well, quit trying to smother him with a washcloth every night.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Well, quit trying to smother him with a washcloth every night.

It's winter. I'm not gonna waste a sock on him.

 

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It's winter. I'm not gonna waste a sock on him.

See? He's not even worth a sock? And you wonder why he hates you.

 

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And...

 

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just....

 

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so I can...