The Drama Dump

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Hey, you wanted passion. Hate will do. Maybe you'll move a little with a bit of hate in ya.

AND I'm a dead lay? Wow, you really know how to woo a girl.

 

[luvthedesserts]

AND I'm a dead lay? Wow, you really know how to woo a girl.

Not dead. Lifeless maybe, but not dead. You do twitch a bit at the end.

 

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Not dead. Lifeless maybe, but not dead. You do twitch a bit at the end.

At least your washcloths will be safe tonight.

 

[luvthedesserts]

At least your washcloths will be safe tonight.

washcloths can't really get knocked up. They're safe every night.

 

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washcloths can't really get knocked up. They're safe every night.

At least none of my panties got ruined during this lovely exchange.

And those washcloths will be as dry as my panties.

 

[luvthedesserts]

At least none of my panties got ruined during this lovely exchange.

And those washcloths will be as dry as my panties.

Now we're back to faking I see. You're wetter than a sauna in summer on the outskirts of Sarasota.

 

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Now we're back to faking I see. You're wetter than a sauna in summer on the outskirts of Sarasota.

Not even remotely close.

Nice try though.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Not even remotely close.

Nice try though.

I've been told it's the thought that counts. I thought about making you cum. So, I figure I'm good.

 

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I've been told it's the thought that counts. I thought about making you cum. So, I figure I'm good.

Uh huh.

I'm going to go brush my teeth and wash my face. You have that amount of time to decide how much you love me and woo me into talking to you tonight.

 

[luvthedesserts]

And because

 

[luvthedesserts]

We both

 

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And because

Nope.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Like me

 

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We both

Nope...

 

[luvthedesserts]

Yes, we do

 

[luvthedesserts]

To be

 

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Like me

Nope....

 

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To be

Nope.....

 

[luvthedesserts]

on top

 

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on top

Nice try.

 

[luvthedesserts]

http://elia.jootamam.net/kuvat/random/asdd/IamNotAmused.jpg

 

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And I still don't see the wooing.

 

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http://elia.jootamam.net/kuvat/random/asdd/IamNotAmused.jpg

yes, you are. You love it.

 

[luvthedesserts]

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Nope, me first, I'm always first.